~The Chunin Prank~

Ch 4

~Summery~

Kakashi should learn to look before he walks through doors.

~Rating~

T for cussing sexual innuendo perveyness, future lemon maybe if it's requested enough (If so the rating will go up) and general badness.

~Warnings~

CRACK! Future Yaoi! No like no read. Sexual innuendo and adult situations. As well as big perverts and evil pranks.

~Disclaimer~

Masashi Kishimoto ain't got shit on me! But he does own Naruto and it's characters and the entirety of the Naruto-verse.

~Prank 2- Double meanings~

Kakashi stood dripping in the doorway for a few moments before finally snapping out of his trance. He sighed and closed his eye as he walked towards Iruka. Dripping water darkened the greying floorboards with each wet step.

The Copy Nin leveled a serious look at the sensei. Iruka gulped, he was sure Kakashi wouldn't kill him after such a lame first prank... apparently he was wrong...

As the infamous Copy nin came closer Iruka could swear he felt the temperature drop. Yet... Iruka remained impassive and unfazed by the oppressive aura Kakashi gave off.

"So I was the Target this year..." The scarecrow glared at the younger man, his newly pink hair beginning to drip dry along with the rest of him.

"Oh, Kakashi-sensei... I'm sorry did I get you wet?" Iruka smirked slightly. If he was going to die, he was going to have fun doing it.

"You know, some people don't like to get put away wet," Kakashi said in a deep voice, "Sensei".

Iruka blushed a bit at the implications of that statement. "Some people shouldn't just stand dripping in the mission room." while Iruka's mouth went on auto-pilot his brain took in the sight of Kakashi's wet clothing and how it clung to the man's body. It was obviously the man was lanky but still very well built under the baggy jounin vest. His stomach was obviously taught and well muscled... Iruka almost wanted to reach out and feel his body through the drenched clothes, just to see if it was as tight and fit as it appeared through the dripping vest. Iruka was snapped out of his thoughts when kakashi leaned over the desk thereby dripping water onto a fresh report.

"Now is that my fault you made me wet?" Kakashi smirked under his dark blue mask. Though Kakashi had to admit that the prank was pretty good, there was no way he could have avoided the seal unless he defused it with Iruka's chakra. He stole a look towards the window to see a similar seal placed there as well. The chunin was certainly prepared for him.

"Yes" Iruka said deeply as he glared at Kakashi. The deep, nearly husky voice the dolphin used was totally foreign to him... 'Where did that come from?', he asked himself silently.

Genma laughed at the pair, honestly, to the senbon sucker it looked an awful lot like they were flirting... of course saying something like that out loud could cause Iruka's vengeance to land on him once again. And that fear, dear friends, is how Iruka managed to gain Genma's help in 'mission-drive Hatake insane!' The honey haired man swallowed his chuckle, "Take it n stride Kakashi. You'll never beat him if you're their target. And trust me you got of light! Hell you don't wanna know what kinda shit Ru's evil mind can come up with!" he shifted his senbon to smile kindly. "I understand your pain though... at least you aren't in a dress."

"True... that would have been mortifying..." Kakashi sighed. "I'm still soaked with pink hair though...and I bet you wont accept my drenched report?" Kakashi glared again.

"If your going to complain so much I'll show you a justu to dry off", Iruka offered.

Kakashi eyed Iruka wearily, "I don't trust you..."

Rolling his eyes Iruka stood up, "Just come here you idiot, or drip dry, I really don't care either way..."

Kakashi seemed to pause and consider his options... "Fine".

Iruka had to suppress his smirk. Slowly Kakashi approached the chunin. Iruka simply touched Kakashi's forehead and whispered, "Twister jutsu". A contained twister enveloped Kakashi. Iruka concentrated his chakra... then as soon as the twister appeared it was gone. And their stood Kakashi the pink fluff-ball.

The mission room again rang with giggles and laughter.

The prank master smiled, "Oh by the way Kakashi-sensei, I infused chakra into the hair dye... It will wash out in a day... or two... or a month... how often do you bathe?"

Kakashi felt his eye twitch... "You used that twister jutsu to infuse chakra?"

Iruka smiled, "Of course, otherwise the dye would have faded as you dried".

Kakashi felt his mouth twitch, "Naruto learned from a very good teacher..."

Iruka smirked and placed his hand on his hip, "Naruto has nothing on me".

"I see.." was the copy nin's short reply as his eye roamed over Iruka's standing form.

Once again Genma 'decided' to butt in to break the tension between the two. He clapped Kakashi on the back with a smile, his part was officially done... now he could get the negatives back from Izumo and escape Iruka's anger. "Don't feel bad, they get us all. No one's ever escaped."

"Yeah..." Kakashi pondered for a moment, his prank was over, his time was served, so maybe this was a good way to break the ice and get to know the teacher better... "I would like to know how you made that seal? It recognizes the target's chakra and summons it when they get within a designated area?" Kakashi questioned.

"Yep," Iruka chirped proudly as he sat back down at the desk, "But I'm not revealing my secrets just yet."

Kakashi smiled and scratched the back of his head nervously, "Well when you do wanna reveal your secrets maybe we can talk about them over ramen?"

"Sure" Iruka was glad that Kakashi was lulled into a sense of security so easily... Sucker. "Maybe... My secrets are really important though so..." the tan man shrugged.

Kakashi slouched.

Genma audibly sighed. The Tokubetsu was really beginning to believe the school teacher was an idiot.

The scarecrow smiled his famous curvy eyed smile and "Til then, then." and turned to walk out the door.

As the pink haired man retreated the room was again filled with giggles for on the man's flack jacket was a chakra infused message. An arrow pointed downward towards his butt with a message that read in big red letters, "Insert head here".

The chunin grinned perversely,

Iruka loved double meanings...

Prank 2- Success

~Authoress's comments~

Yes, Iruka is sooooo a secret pervert.

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