37Episode 9
BB: If you're still watching this pointless show, then you're very epic. I'm JJ's new assistant! WOOP!
JJ: It's true... Mello, where are you going?
Mello: I'm going out to buy some chocolate.
JJ: NOBODY LEAVES THIS STUDIO! Unless... you want Beyond set on you.
Mello: Ok... I'll stay.
BB: MWAHAHA! Time for stuff!
Dare:
L and Melo (Melo if you do this dare correctly withough cheating then you will get to do the next otherwise you wont do it):Guess both going to be on a diet in this chapter!You will be provided with healthy food throught this chapter by your trainer:Hamburger Helper!
Melo:...YOU GET TO KILL ALL OF LINKS FANGIRLS THAT ARE OUTSIDE THE BUILDING WITH ALL THE WEAPONS YOU WANT!
JJ:You havent revived Midna but i want you to revive Midna appearing in Zants right now is sleeping in the bedroom and who knows what suprise he will get.
Midna:Message from me: HA HA! Real Dare:Have a pacifier in your mouth and hold a bottle of milk for the whole chapter.
Zant:Call Midna "My cute little baby",oh and if you see midna crying cuz of all the embarrasment on here then got to her and say to her "oh don't cry, Mommies here"
Big Message For Midna:OH YA YOU GOT BURNED THE WHOLE CHAPTER!All those dares were my revenge because you didnt do my last dare!
From unanimous
JJ: Just one thing before they start... If you've ever watched the anime, you can see they're both really skinny, despite only eating chocolate and sweets.
Matt: At least i haven't been dared to stop smoking... *Pulls out psp and starts playing it*
Mello: News for you, unanimous... NO!
L: Umm... No sweets... Ok. I guess I'm cool with that. I'll just live off strawberries...
JJ: At least L's brave enough.
Mello: SHUT UP!
BB: *To L* Can i tie you up and lock you in a closet?
L: No. Why would you want to do that?
BB: Sounds fun.
L: Right... *Eats a strawberry*
JJ: Next! Mello, you don't get to do that, so I'm going to let Beyond do it.
BB: HUZZAH! *Kills all of Link's fans* Sorry Link fans, but Link is gay with Darunia.
Link: Its... TRUE! *Runs away crying, but is shot by Mello and stabbed by BB*
BB: Hehe! Killing is fun! Next!
Midna: NO! *appears in Zant's pants (A/N Hehe. That rhymes!)*
Zant: Huh? What's this in my pants? Oh, it's you Linda.
Midna: MY NAME IS MIDNA!
Zant: Whatever George.
BB: Hehe! Next!
Midna: WHY ME?!
Everyone else: because you suck!
Midna: I don't suck! I'm not doing it!
JJ: Fine. BB! I need you to kill someone!
BB: I'm coming!
Midna: FINE! I'LL DO WHAT YOU WANT!
JJ: Ok. BB! You can stop thinking up a killing method now!
BB: aww...
Midna: I'll do it... *Has a pacifier shoved in her mouth*
BB: Hey! I know an inventor! Why don't we get him to make a machine to turn her into an actual baby?
L: Sounds fun.
Near: You've only got roughly 49% chance of finding this guy.
Mello: Shut up, Near!
Sheik: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
JJ: Ok, Lesbian in disguise...
BB: OI! FRANK! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!
Frank: Aye?
BB: Get machine ZX-2-B-B.R-U/L-E.Z. Got it?
Frank: Aye. *Gives BB the machine*
BB: You can go now, Frank.
Frank: Aye. *Walks out*
BB: Now... where's the on button?
JJ: While he tries to find the on button, lets get on with the dares!
Zant: Hello my little baby.
Midna: Leave. Me. Alone.
JJ: unanimous says 'OH YA YOU GOT BURNED THE WHOLE CHAPTER!All those dares were my revenge because you didnt do my last dare!'
BB: Turns out, there is no on button.
JJ: Probably.
L: I think it's time for some more truths and dares.
Truths:
BB-Did you really replace L? You have to be honest: it's a truth!
Ilia-So you're here, too? Great. Why do you like horses so much?
Midna-I don't blame you for the "pants" thing. but who would you like to...you know..."play" with?
Dares:
Sheik-I think you have something to tell Link. Don't try to weasel out of this, you know you have to.
Saria-I know what you did. If you don't want me to reveal it, you must get me Pop Tarts, a stapler, a Zeeky H. Bomb, and a Zizzle Stick. If you can't find one, I'll reveal your secret to the world in my next review. BWAHAHAHAHA!
Link-do the Big Gay Dance
From Foxpilot
BB: OF COURSE I DID! All I had to do was tie him up, lock him in a closet and punch him in the face. *Looks lethal* He went out like a light.
L: That wasn't very fun.
BB: I bet you think watching A commit suicide was fun. You loved it, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?!
JJ: OK! Enough fighting! We just need to get on with the truths and dares. So, Next!
Ilia: I like horses because they're beautiful...
Link: And because you like humping them...
JJ: OMG! DIRTY MINDED! *Kills Link*
BB: Next dare!
Midna: I would like to 'play' with Link.
JJ: EWW! *Kills Midna*
BB: Oh man! This is hilarious!
L: yes... It is... Next.
Sheik: Link's dead.
JJ: We can soon change that! *revives Link* Now tell him!
Sheik: Ok... I'm Zelda. *Kills Link*
BB: Nice way to do things! I'll have to use that method... *Scribbles method down on a note pad*
JJ: Right... next!
Saria: I don't even know what they are...
JJ: Well... YOUR BIG SECRET WILL BE OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE!
BB, L, Mello, Near, Matt and JJ: MWAHAHAHA!
Link: All the whammy kids laughed in sync... *shudders*
JJ: Hey! I don't live in an orphanage and i never did!
Mello: Yeah! If she did, I'd have remembered her annoying face.
JJ: HEY!
BB: hehe. Next!
Link: OK!
*HOURS OF GAY DANCING LATER...*
JJ: Lovely. *Kills Link... again!*
BB: I think Mello and Matt have just been scarred for life... Oh. And so has Ryuk.
JJ: Ryuk?
Ryuk: Yeah! I'm here!
Ganondorf: Why?
Ryuk: I dropped my death note again.
JJ: OOH! I'LL HAVE IT! *takes death note* Woop! I'm Kira!
BB: Technically, you're not because Raito was Kira and you haven't killed anyone... *L's creepy stalker dies of a heart attack*
JJ: I've been wanting to do that!
L: Thanks.
JJ: Don't mention it!
BB: That's it for another episode!
JJ: Review or I'll write your name in my death note!
Link: How will you find out their names?
BB: I'll tell her! *Whispers something to JJ, who writes a name in her death note*
*40 SECONDS LATER*
Ganondorf: I'm-! *Dies...*