Boxes! Boxes! Everywhere!

They're mine! They're mine! I will not share!

I am evil! Therefore, BEWARE!

I will torture you in my bubble-wrapped lair!

All who encounter me cower in fear!

They quake and hide when I am near!

Cylindrical containers cannot hold me!

Oh no! Must go! It's Danny Phantom my enemy!

:P Haha, just thought of it off-hand.