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This is Jenna, and here's my HP-Twilight crossover. It's so ridiculous to mix them together, I decided to show what would REALLY happen. I guess.
The beginning's a tad boring, but by chapter three you'll be laughing. :D

"Are you sure we're going the right way?" Edward asked, for the hundredth time.

"Yeah, I'm sure." Jacob replied. Though they'd made a truce when Renesmee was born, they were still at eachother's necks every once in a while, and neither of them hesitated to affront the other.

"Because I haven't seen a highway sign in ages, and I've got exceptional eyesight." Edward told Jacob.

"Edward," Bella said. "Let it go. Jacob's capable."

"Yeah, listen to Mommy." Renesmee piped up. "It's pretty outside. I like it here."

Both Edward and Bella looked lovingly at their daughter, and Jacob would have too, if he hadn't been driving.

Renesmee now looked like she could be starting school, with Carlisle estimating her age at seven and a half. Of course, they'd ruled out school-she'd have to take four grades a year, or something close to that. Plus, living with a family of vampires, most of whom had been through college several times, would be education enough.

Their family-all of it, though they'd rented separate cars-was taking a vacation in England for part of the summer. Jacob came with them, of course; he couldn't survive a month without Renesmee. They were supposed to be driving to a small plot of land-though Bella doubted it was truly small, knowing her family-that Carlisle and Esme had gotten a while back. There were several small guesthouses on the premises, in addition to a large house where an unnecessary kitchen, a living room, and a game room were.

The rest of the Cullens had decided to stay in London for a couple days, but Bella, Edward, Jacob and Renesmee had gone on alone. Alice had wished them luck, happy that now she'd be able to see her own future, at least for a while.

They were now driving through the British countryside, beautiful landscapes flashing by their window.

"Hmm…" Jacob said uncertainly. "Maybe we should go back."

"What?" Bella asked. "You only just said that we were going the right way."

"Yeah, yeah," Jake still sounded doubtful. "But I just have this feeling that we shouldn't be here…"

"Oh, for goodness sake," Edward said. "If you feel that way, I'll drive."

"No, no," Jacob replied quickly. "I've got it." Edward's threat made up his mind.

Bella looked out the window, smiling in spite of herself. How she loved those two boys.

Jacob turned on the radio for music. The radio spit out a staticy sound. Jacob tuned it while driving, but nothing came in.

"Out in the middle of nowhere…" he muttered.

"Do you want music?" Renesmee asked.

Jacob grinned at her voice. "I did, but I guess I'll have to do without."

"No, you won't," Nessie said cheerfully. "I can sing."

Bella looked back at her daughter and began to laugh with joy when Renesmee started singing 'Twinkle, Twinkle' very loudly and dramatically. It would be an enjoyable ride.

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Love, Jenna.