15Okay, here we go! Chapter six. Read it and weep. (Hopefully at how good it is, not at how completely awful.)
Meanwhile, Harry was looking for a teacher to help them. He searched through the whole castle but couldn't find a single person.
Finally he gave up, walking outside.
And there were all the teachers! They were all carrying suitcases, and wearing Muggle clothes.
"Potter, there you are." Said Professor McGonagall. She was wearing pleated slacks and a bright orange shirt which should have been left at the thrift store.
"I'm just letting you know that all of the staff is going on a pre-term vacation."
"Vacation?" Harry asked.
"Yes, we're Apparating to a theme park. If you wouldn't mind, just keep an eye on things around here until we get back."
"But-"
"Goodbye, Potter!" McGonagall said, and then disappeared with a loud pop! One by one, the other teachers followed suit, Disapparating.
Harry hit his forehead(AKA, facepalm.). Then he ran back towards the forest.
As he ran, he heard some more popping noises. He turned around to see the entire Weasley family.
"Hey!" He said.
"Harry!" Mr. Weasley said. "Ron called about some vampires, I believe?"
"Um, yeah, so why did you come?"
Mr. Weasley smiled. "Well, you see, the other day some bad brownies were passed around the Care and Control of Magical Creatures department, so they're all out. I volunteered to come instead. And since I was coming, I figured I'd bring everyone!"
"Well, great! Come on!" Harry said, turning back to the forest. Ginny came up to him and hugged him.
"Hi," she said.
"Hey, Ginny," Harry replied, taking her hand.
They got to the area of forest the vampires were in.
"It was named by the founders!" Hermione was yelling.
"Yeah, and who were they?" The big vampire asked. "The Three Stooges?"
"No! Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw-"
The big vampire guffawed. "Even better! They probably gave it a ridiculous name so people wouldn't laugh at theirs!"
"What's going on here?" Mr. Weasley asked.
"Weren't there more vampires before?" Harry asked.
"Yeah," Jacob replied. "Esme and Blondie went back to get the cars."
"You just let them go?" Ginny asked.
Ron shrugged. "They were going away."
"You have no reason to be here," Mr. Weasley said to the Cullens. "It would be best if you left before I call the authorities."
"Aren't you the authorities?" Alice asked.
"Look, we're just lost," Bella said. "We need some directions."
Edward rolled his eyes. "We do not need directions! I could find my way to the property with no trouble. It was this oaf who couldn't figure it out!" Edward gestured to Jacob.
"Did you just call me an oaf?" The werewolf asked angrily.
"Yeah, I did, dog." Edward snarled, turning towards Jacob.
"Oh yeah? You wanna go, leech?"
"Wait!" Bella said. "I thought you stopped this when Nessie was born!"
"That's what she said!" George yelled. Ron started laughing.
"I thought you guys had worked out your differences," Bella said.
"Right," Jacob scoffed. "And Clay Aiken is straight."
"I love Clay Aiken!" Ron yelled. George cast a concerned glance towards his younger brother.
"You're going to be so sorry, wolf." Edward spat.
"Not as sorry as you, bloodsucker." Jacob countered.
"You know, I think I'll just call a professional." Mr. Weasley said nervously, pulling a cell phone out of his robe pocket. Mrs. Weasley pulled out her wand and put a shielding spell on all of the wizards.
"Oh-oh dear," Mr. Weasley said. "I meant to page Neil, but I think I accidentally hit 'Nymphadora'."
"Don't worry, Mr. Weasley." Harry said, watching the vampires. "It won't go through. Just send another message to Neil."
"Nah, that's okay." Said a voice from behind them. Everyone turned around, and-
There stood Tonks, with her trademark magenta hair.
Gasp! It's Tonks! But she's dead!
OMG! As I'm editing this, I see that it has 666 words, and it's named Apocalypse! Good thing I'm writing more! Crisis averted.
Oh, Ron. He's so obviously straight, I just have fun playing around with him. Clay Aiken. Hahaha.
I hope you guys are getting as much enjoyment out of this as I am.
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