How I think the scene when kikyo dies in Inuyasha: the final act should have gone.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and I sure as hell don't own kikyo (ew)

Kikyo dies…..

Kagome thinks YAY! That hoe is dead now I might have a shot with Inuyasha.

Inuyasha thinks finally that bitch is dead she was always getting in the way even after I told her to go back to hell without me!

Sango, miroku, and shippo all think Thank god!

"So now what?" Inuyasha says.

"Well….We…PARTY!" Sango and kagome yell.

Everyone starts dancing around and they all dance over the spot kikyo died on.

"Sango, now that kikyo is dead maybe we should get married." Miroku says to her.

"Oh miroku I would love too" sango cried happily.

"Thank you sango you have made me the happiest man in the whole world" miroku replies.

"Kagome!" sango said.

"What is it sang?" I said

"Me and miroku are engaged!" sango yelled.

"Good for you" I squealed.

"Thank you. I'm going to tell Inuyasha." Sango said.

Sango ran off and told Inuyasha. We all congratulated her and miroku and then we continue to dance the night away.

"Um kagome can I talk to you" Inuyasha said.

"Sure" I replied. He picked me up and took me to a tree far away enough so no one heard us.

"Kagome there is no easy way to say this but I love you. I love everything about you, your hair, eyes, and your personality. I even love when you sit me because it means we have a connection no one else has. So that's it."

He looked down waiting for me to say something. So I said "Inuyasha I feel the same way, I love you too." Tears were welling up in my eyes.

"really?" Inuyasha said perking up. He pulled me into a kiss and we went back to the party we were having celebrating kikyo's death. Ever since the clay pot bitch died everything is perfect. Just then we saw something.

"What is that light?" Inuyasha said.

"Hello." Kikyo said.

"What the hell are you doing here kikyo?" sango said bitterly.

"I was kicked out of hell and heaven wouldn't accept me. So now I am back." Kikyo said.

(Everyone stares death glares)

"What" kikyo says?

(Everyone pulls out shotguns)

"What the?" kikyo says.

(BAM)

(Kikyo is shot down to the ground)

"Stay dead bitch!" everyone yells.