67Love Drunk
Chapter 12
Isane Too?
GirlyGirl68: Hey everybody! How's everyone doing today? Well if you're good, then fabulous, if you're not, then oh well, sucks to be you. Now I apologize if this chapter seems a bit rushed, but the idea, and setting jut popped into my head when I was in the middle of doing my U.S. History work, so I had to finish it first, then get started on this chapter.
Kon: No one cares what you were doing when you got the idea.
GirlyGirl68: Shut up Kon. No one asked you.
Ichigo: Kon's here? Where? I'm gonna kill him!
GirlyGirl68: Ichigo you are not going to kill him.
Ichigo: Oh yes I am!
GirlyGirl68: Ugh. Ichigo you are annoying me, and making my headache worse.
Ichigo: So? I don't care.
GirlyGirl68: Yeah well I do. *Grabs U.S. History textbook and slams it on Ichigo's head, effectively knocking him out.* That's better. Now who wants to tell the nice readers what happened in the last chapter?
Ikkaku: Why don't you do that?
GirlyGirl68: Because one, I have a headache, two, I don't feel like it, and three I'M THE ONE IN CONTROL OF EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN HERE! And you asking stupid ass questions really isn't helping my headache, in fact it's making it worse. Orihime would you be a dear and tell everyone what happened last time?
Orihime: Sure. Last time on Love Drunk we found out that Tatsuki was pregnant.
GirlyGirl68: Thank you Orihime.
Orihime: No problem.
Gin: ON WITH THE FIC!
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Uryu's House
"URYU!"
"Yes honey?"
"I need fried chicken!"
"Okay?"
"Go get me some!"
"Alright."
"Get me some fish cakes too!"
"But Isane, you hate fish cakes."
"Well I want some."
"Alright I will go get you some."
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Uryu's POV
At the Store
"Why on Earth would Isane want fish cakes? She hates them. It doesn't make any sense."
"Talking to ourselves are we son?" a voice asked from behind me.
I turned around to see who was talking to me. "Hello Father. What are you doing here?"
" It is Saturday. I always do the shopping on Saturdays. What are you doing here?"
"I'm picking up some things for Isane."
"What 'things' are you getting her?"
"Fried chicken and fish cakes. Which is weird because she hates fish cakes."
"Whatever. Honestly son, I could really care less about that woman. However I do believe I heard her in the restroom at around 6:00 this morning. I do believe she was vomiting."
"What-"
'I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed, I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between, you know you wouldn't want it any other way.'
"Hehe. Let me get this real quick." I said to my father, who was giving me one of those that-is-seriously-your-ringtone looks.
"Hello?"
"URYU!"
"Yes, Isane?"
"Where are you?"
"I am at the store getting your food."
"Well hurry up and get back."
"Why?"
"Oh and while you are at the store I need for you to get me some diet pills."
"I repeat why?"
"Because I'M FAT YOU MORON!"
"You are not fat Isane."
"YES I AM! I'm looking at myself in the mirror and my stomach is bigger than it was last month!"
""Oh…I'll be home in about five minutes. Then you and I are going to go on a little field trip."
"A field trip? Oh goody!"
I hung up the phone and then turned around to face my father once more.
"Father, I am going to go home and get Isane, would you please meet us at your hospital?"
"Why? Why do you not go to your shinigami friend's, Ichigo Kurosaki, family's clinic instead?"
"Because you are going to find out about this one way or another, and I would rather you find out first hand."
"Fine."
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At Uryu's House
"Isane, I'm back!"
"Finally! Did you get my food?"
"Yes I did. You can eat it in the car."
"Where are we going?"
"It's a surprise."
"Oh I love surprises!"
"We're here."
"Where?"
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Ryuken Ishida POV
In the Waiting Room
"Hello Father."
"Hello Son. Isane."
"Baby, what is your father doing here?"
"Isane, this is his hospital."
"The room is ready for you two. Follow me."
"Alright."
We walked into the room and Isane laid down on the bed.
The doctor walked into the room and introduced herself.
"Hello everyone. My name is Dr. Kate."
"I don't have all day Kate. So get on with it." I said very impatiently.
"Y-Yes s-sir. Okay sweetie I need you to lift your shirt up for me."
"Alright." Isane said as she lifted her shirt up.
"Okay now this might be a little cold." Dr. Kate said as she squirted the ultrasound gel on Isane's stomach.
Dr. Kate then took the ultrasound wand and rubbed the gel all over Isane's stomach.
"Ooh that tickles!"
"Ah-ha!"
"What is it Kate?" I asked in a very stern tone.
"W-well s-sir i-it s-s-seems tha-that…"
"Just spit it out already Kate!" I nearly shouted at her, for now I was annoyed and mad at her for having wasted my valuable time.
"Congratulations sweetie! You're pregnant."
"WHAT?" Isane screamed.
"That's what I thought." Uryu said.
"WHAT?" I yelled.
"Let me repeat that. Isane, you are going to be a mother." Dr. Kate repeated calmly.
"URYU ISHIDA! YOU GOT HER PREGNANT?"
"So what about it?"
"What about it? First you shamed the Quincy name by dating a shinigami, and now you have gotten her pregnant. You are lucky I do not disown you as my son."
"I thought that you didn't care about being a Quincy."
"Just because I do not want to be one, does not mean I will shame the Quincy name. And I am still the last full Quincy, and I do not want my son continuing the Quincy line with a shinigami! It is a disgrace!"
"Whatever Father. It is my life and I can and will do what I want with it. Come on Isane."
"Oh before you go, I need to tell you that, Isane, you are about two months along. So I will need to see you again in two more months to check on the baby." Dr. Kate stated.
"We will not be coming back here, we will be going to the Kurosaki Clinic, the owner is my friend's father." Uryu said plainly.
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Uryu POV
Kurosaki Clinic
Isane and I left my father's hospital and headed to the Kurosaki Clinic.
KNOCK-KNOCK
"I'm coming. Uryu? What are you doing here? And who is this lovely young lady?" Isshin asked frantically.
"This is my girlfriend, Kotetsu Isane, Fukutaicho of Squad 4 of the Gotei 13. And she is pregnant. She is only two months along. We just came from my father's hospital, and my father and I had a little disagreement about this, so well I thought we would come to your clinic for the rest of Isane's pregnancy."
"Wow, that is a lot. Yes, I can see how Ryuken would be upset about this. His pride as a Quincy is very high. It would be very upsetting to him as the last full Quincy for his only son to date and then impregnate a shinigami. But anyway, I would love to help you out. You are welcome to come here for the rest of your appointments."
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GirlyGirl68: Okay, so I'm gonna end the chapter here. Mainly because I have no more ideas for this chapter and I really want to get started on the next one.
Naraku: Blah. Blah. Blah. That's all I hear.
GirlyGirl68: Naraku you died go away.
Naraku: I can never die. I am immortal.
GirlyGirl68: Well your immortality membership will be canceled if you don't get out of my sight in the next five seconds.
Naraku: You don't scare me!
GirlyGirl68: One…
Naraku: Not leaving.
GirlyGirl68: Two…
Naraku: Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
GirlyGirl68: Three…
Naraku: You don't scare me!
GirlyGirl68: Four…
Naraku: Ahh! Don't kill me! I'm leaving!
GirlyGirl68: That's better.
Anywho review or I shall make everything you eat taste like brussel sprouts, even if they are brussel sprouts. Mwahahaha!