35Spring Break
Chapter 8
Nicknames
Ok this chapter is one I thought I had to do. It is incredibly funny.
Yachiru do the disclaimer.
Yachiru: GirlyGirl68 does not own any Bleach or any of the characters. But she does own most of the nicknames in this chapter.
ON WITH THE FIC!
"Hey Porcupine! Kiki! You two still together?"
"Huh? Oh Yachiru, yeah we're still together."
"Ok bye!"
"She's crazy."
"I know."Renji says as he leans down and kisses Rukia on the lips.
(A/N: Renji is Porcupine and Rukia is Kiki.)
"Boobs! Zuzu! What's up?"
"Yachiru only Izuru can call me Boobs."
"Whatever I got to go see more people."
"Bye Yachiru."
"Did you really mean that baby?"
"No. I just don't want her calling me that."
"Ah."
"Toshy! Buns!"
"Ugh it's Yachiru. Yachiru I told you to call me Hitsugaya Taicho."
"Ok Toshy."
"Ugh never mind."
"So Toshy how are you and Buns doing?"
"Just fine thanks for asking."
"Bye!"
"Bye."
"She is so weird."
"I know."
(A/N: Momo is Buns because her hair is always in a bun.)
"Hey 4-Eyes! Hey Isa!"
"Go away Yachiru we are so not in the mood."
"Ok bye 4-Eyes! Bye Isa!"
Uryu and Isane go back to making out.
"Hi Kenny!"
"Hi Yachiru."
"Oh look Kenny there's Eyebrows and Baldy. Let's go see them."
"Ok."
"Hi Eyebrows! Hi Baldy!"
"Fukutaicho I asked you not to call me that."
"Oh right. Now it's Mr. Baldy or was it Mr. Shiny Baldy?"
"On second thought Baldy doesn't sound too bad."
"Ok Baldy. So what are you two up to?"
"Not much just sparing."
"That's boring. Kenny I wanna go see Ichi and Jiggles."
"Ok Yachiru."
"Hey Ichi, Jiggles, Muscles! How are you?"
"Why am I muscles?"
"Because you look all big and buff."
"Oh."
"Ichigo! How are you? We should fight again soon."
"Sorry Kenpachi but we are leaving tomorrow and I need to keep up my strength. So sorry can't fight you today."
"Sure you can."
"I'd rather not."
Kenpachi Taicho draws his sword and just misses him.
"Come on Orihime let's get out of here! You too Chad!"
"Right behind you."
"Bye Kenpachi!"
"Damn he's fast."
I had fun writing this story. I wanted to do a story about Yachiru's nicknames.
Kenpachi Taicho: Come back here Ichigo! Let's fight!
Ichigo: What are you crazy? I' m never fighting you again! So leave me alone and quit following me!
GirlyGirl68: Both of you shut up and quit running around before you break something!
CRASH
GirlyGirl68: Ok that's it. Do you have any idea how much this thing cost?
Kenpachi Taicho and Ichigo: No.
GirlyGirl68: It cost 200 dollars!
Kenpachi Taicho and Ichigo: Sorry.
GirlyGirl68: Sorry doesn't cut it this time! Now get out of here before I kill you both!
Kenpachi Taicho: You can't kill us.
GirlyGirl68: I said get out of here you stupid, moronic, bastard!
Kenpachi Taicho and Ichigo: Ouch! Stop that!
GirlyGirl68: No not unless you leave.
I am chasing them around and hitting them with my big, thick, Algebra II textbook.
Kenpachi Taicho and Ichigo: Alright we will leave. Just please don't hurt us anymore.
Sorry about that little interruption.
Anyway review or Ichigo dies.