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Me: Alright, alright. Well this chapter will be on the road. There will be snowboarding, hottubbing, and somebody's ego might just get hurt. Let's see how funny I can be when it comes to this chapter. :P

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Chapter 26. Flat Boarding.

EPOV

I woke the next morning to the sound of Bella's alarm going off.

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

"Turn it off." I mumbled into her hair.

"Don't want to move."

"Don't want to wake up." I answered her. She sighed and reached over to turn off the 'Barbie' song.

"Why do you have the most annoying, not to mention, scariest, song in the world as your alarm?" I asked finally opening my eyes. It was dawn, and the sun had yet to make its appearance.

"Because it's just that, annoying and scary. And I know that if I don't turn it off I'll go insane." She said turning to me and placed a chaste kiss on my chin.

"Morning."

"Morning Beautiful." I said as I kissed her lips chastely.

"We really do need to get up. We have to get ready and eat."

"I don't wana. I want to spend the day here with you in my arms." I said pulling her closer to emphasize my point.

"You are so cheesy." She said laughing. "Even though that sounds amazing it would ruin the whole point of a 'snowboarding' trip, if we don't even go out one day."

"Mmmmm."

"Come on." Bella said and started to move. She wiggled out of my grasp and stood next to the bed. I looked up at her. She was in black sleep shorts and a blue tank top. Her hair still pretty tame, just slightly messed up. Damn, she looked hot.

She grabbed my hand and pulled me out of the bed, I stood next to her and pulled her to me, and kissed her neck, moving slowly up.

"Mmm. That feels good. But come on we got to go get ready." She said, but didn't try to move.

I kept moving up her neck till I got to her jaw. "I need some motivation." I said and smiled as I kissed the corner of her mouth.

She sighed dramatically. "If I must."

"Oh yes, you must." I said as I finally brought her lips to mine softly. She wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me back. I gently ran my tongue along her bottom lip. She opened her mouth to me and our tongues intertwined. After a bit I pulled back because we both needed to breathe.

"Well I'm away now. How about you?" She asked grinning.

"Yes. But I still don't want to leave."

"Come on. You go get coffee for us while I get dressed. And something to eat would be nice." She told me as she pulled away from my arms and started walking to the bathroom. I watched her until she shut the door, and then groaned. I really needed some coffee.

We had all got dressed and ate fruit, donut holes, along with drinking a lot of coffee; it was just too damn early. At about 6:30am we had left the house. We went in the two cars, Bella and I in my car, and everyone else in Em's jeep. We watched the sun rise and listened to music on the drive till we got out in the parking lot. After getting boots, and everything else on, we got out passes for the next week.

Finally, we stood next to one of the ski lifts and talked about out plans for the day. We decided that we would all do the bunny hill, the easiest run, to warm up and get used to the boarding again. Then if we got split up we would just meet at 'the loge', the place where you could eat, at lunch time. But even though we were going to split up we decided that if would be better if we stayed in groups of two.

The Kaa run was easy, but fun. I hadn't been on a board since last year, and I forgot how I loved the feel of the snow gliding easily beneath my feet, the way the cold air hit my skin even though I was hot from the exercise, the way I felt like I had all the control.

We did end up splitting up after the first two runs. Bella and I went off together and did some harder blues and easy blacks. We were on a black that turned into a green at the end, when I watched her. She was in front of me, her knees bent in form, on her toes making S's down the hill. She looked so hot, but beautiful too. Like she belonged on the snow. She was wearing white snow pants, a blue, white, and black parka, her hair was in two braids, and she had a blue beanie on and sun glasses. Like the gay guy said at the gas station, she could really pull off the snow chic look.

Of course, any snowboarder knows that the one of the first rules when on a board is to never let the board go flat, because as Rose likes to put it, 'You'll end up flat on your asses. Well in watching Bella I went 'flat' and rolled head over heel down the hill till I finally was able to stop myself.

"Holy shit, that's cold." I cried as the snow ran down my back and into my pants. Besides the cold, I had snow burn on my back that I could feel heating up, but other than that my ego was the only other thing that was hurt. I looked down at Bella she had unhooked her boots and was running up to me with her board on her arm and her sun glasses on her head.

"Oh my god! Edward are you ok? What did you hurt? Should I call the guys so we can get you down? Should I call 911? Did you break anything?" She looked scared as she spit out worried questions a mile a minute. She was kneeling next to be her hands hovering, like she didn't know what to do.

"Hey, you ok?" I turned around to see a huge guy behind me. He wasn't big like Emmet, but he was over 6 foot. Bella was still asking if I was ok so I addressed her first. I put my hands on either side of her face.

"Bella. I am fine. Trust me." I told her looking in her eyes.

"You're sure?" She asked, still worried.

"Yes, the only thing hurt is my ego." I said chuckling. I heard the sound of two more boards stopping and people falling to their butts.

"Hay Dan why you stop?" I head a girl ask.

"Sorry" I said turning to the people behind me. "That would be my fault, I flat boarded and he stopped to see if I was okay." I said shrugging.

"Are you okay?" The other girl asked concern in her voice. I really couldn't see her face because of her goggles but I could see that she was blond and the other a brunette, her I could see better because she had sun glasses on. She had a heart shaped face and full lips, her hair was long a shad almost exactly like Bella's. Both were wearing bennies, along with the guy.

"Yeah, I'm fine." I said smiling.

"This your first time?" The guy asked.

I laughed. "Nope, I've been snowboarding since I was 13. Thus why my ego is wounded." They all laughed.

"I flat boarded last time we went. I was checking out my girl." He said smirking unashamed.

Bella turned to the brunette. "Are you his girlfriend?" She asked.

"Oh god no! I'm his sister; I don't know why anyone would want to date this jolly green giant." She said pushing his shoulder. The girl who spoke was the closest to Bella and I and she stuck out her hand. "I'm Anne. This is my brother Dan and his girlfriend Emily." She said smirking and emphasizing the last two words. "If you ask me she's way too good for him." The blond, Emily, giggled, and Dan just laughed and shook his head.

"Nice to meet you." I said smiling. "I'm Edward and this is my girlfriend Bella."

"Hi, I hate to cut this short but we got to get to the loge, it's about noon." Emily said.

"Crap." Bella said pulling out her cell to look at the time. She had strapped herself in again while we had been talking. "We need to get there too."

"Thanks for stopping." I told them.

"No problem." Dan said. They all got up and rode down the hill.

I turned to Bella. "Well lets go, we don't want them to wait too long for us." I said.

"You're sure you're alright?" She asked.

"Babe, I'm fine." I told her and smiled.

It didn't take long to finish the hill, but by the time we got to the loge everyone was already there.

"How was it for you guys?" Alice asked.

We all rolled our eyes at the way she stated the question.

"Oh, you know it's always good for me, you were amazing." Emmet said mockingly.

Alice, Rose, and Bella all hit him. "That's not what I meant and you know it!" She turned back to Bella and me. "How were your guys runs? What did you guys do?"

"I would love to hear all this but I am starving here. Let's go get food." Emmet told us.

We all laughed but fallowed Emmet inside to the buffet. After getting our food we found a table and sat down.

"So what runs did you guys do?" Rose asked us after we had all had a few bites of our food.

"We did Thumper, Gun Barrel, and Kaa." I told them.

"What did you guys do?" Bella asked.

"Well, all four of us went down treasure, then Jasper and Rose went down Holy Moses, while Em and I did Silver Streak." Alice told us.

We all talked about the different runs, and how Em, Jazz, and Bella where liking it. I looked over to see the three people from the Kaa run over at a table. Anne saw me and waved; I waved back and nudged Bella.

"Hey look." I told her. She turned from her conversation with Rose and smiled. Anne had gotten the attention of the others and we all smiled.

"Who are you looking at?" Jasper asked.

"You see those three people over at that table, the two girls and the guy? Edward and I meet them on a run." Bella said shrugging. Jasper looked over and smiled at them. I turned my head again and saw that Anne was blushing.

"Looks like you have an admire Jazzy boy." Emmet said, as he looked over at Anne.

"Yeah right." He said rolling his eyes.

I looked over again. Anne was sneaking peaks at Jasper. Still blushing, the other girl Emily looked at her questionably. Anne looked down, as Emily looked over. She smiled and looked back at Anne. Dan looked up from his food and looked at the girls. Emily said something to him and he looked over at us. I turned my head quickly and noticed that everyone else at the table did too, they had been all watching. I looked back after a while, Anne was still blushing, Emily was smiling, and Dan was smirking. He said something to Anne, she stood up picked up her gloves and hit him hard.

"NO! SHUT UP DAN!" She yelled. It was muffled because of all the noise but we all heard it. She was blushing so hard it could match Bella's famous blush. We all turned back to our table Em and I were trying hard not to laugh, the girls were all smiling, and Jasper was looking down red slightly covering his cheeks.

I looked back at the other table and saw that things had revisers. Now Anne was smirking at Dan and he was looking a mixture of scared, and angry.

"LIKE HELL YOU WILL." Dan yelled, a few people looked over at them, but they didn't seem to care.

"She threatened him." Rose said.

"Judging by his face, most likely with boys." Alice commented.

"Totally." Bella said.

Dan looked down at the table. We all looked back at each other and laughed.

"What should I do? Act like I don't know….? Or what? People usually don't think that I'm hot." Jasper told us.

"Calm down. You are way over thinking this. But don't go over there, ignore it." Bella said. "She is going to be more embarrassed if you go talk to her."

"I know. Jasper look at me." Alice said. She pulled out her phone and took a picture of him.

"What the hell?" He asked. Before we could say anything Alice was up and ran over to their table.

APOV

I felt bad for the girl. My Jasper was hot, but I knew that she would freeze up if he tried to talk to her. I mean that's just embarrassing to have someone that you think is hot come over and talk to you and tell you that they know that you think that they're hot. So I ran over to the table.

"Hello." I said. They all turned to me.

"Hi." The blond girl said.

"Hi, um you met my brother and his girlfriend today? Edward and Bella?" I asked.

"Yeah." The brunette said. "I'm Anne; this is Emily, and my brother Dan." She said.

"Hi, nice to meet you." I said.

"You too. So….is the blond-" Emily started to say.

"Jasper." I told her.

"Is he your…boyfriend?" She asked. I looked over at Anne; she was looking down and blushing a little.

"Yep, he's hot isn't he?" I said, trying to keep it light, but also showing Anne that it was okay to think he was hot. "He's also really smart, and funny, and sweet." I said, both gushing about my boyfriend and telling Anne about him, I hopped it didn't make her think I wanted her to be jealous. I leaned down to Anne.

"Here's my phone, put your number in it. Trust me." I whispered to her, while handing her my phone. I kept talking to the other two as she put her number in my cell until she handed it back to me.

"Well I got to go. But it was nice to meet you all." I said smiling. I walked back over to our table and as soon as I sat down I texted Anne the picture of Jasper.

This is Jasper (Jazz). He really is a great guy, and the best boyfriend. Don't feel bad about liking his looks, trust me, if the situation was reversed, I would be doing the same thing. I hope that you find a guy this great someday.

I sent her the text and looked back at my family. Rose and Bella smiled knowingly, while the boys just looked confused.

EPOV

After lunch we all did about three more runs before calling it a day at about 5pm. We were all exhausted and Em (of course) was hungry. We decided that we would go back to the house and cook something with the food that was there.

After getting back we all changed out of our wet cloths and showered. I took my shower first and then went down stairs to look at what we had to eat. It would be Jasper, Bella, and me cooking because we were the only ones that really could, Rose was okay, but she really didn't like it. Jasper was already in the kitchen looking when I came in.

"So what do ya want to make?" I asked. He looked up from the fridge.

"Well, we really could make anything. I mean you had the house stocked before we got here so there is some of everything." He said.

"So the question is what we want to eat." I said and he nodded. Emmet, Rose, and Alice all came and sat at the breakfast bar and watched as Jazz and I tried to figure out what we should make. Finally Bella came down.

"Hey, do you guys know what we're going to make?" She asked, as she walked in. She was wearing jeans and a tank top, and pulling her hair into a ponytail.

"No, we have ingredients for everything, but we don't know what to make." Jasper said. She leaned against the counter and looked like she was thinking.

"Should I make belly stickers?" She asked.

"Hell yes!" Emmet shouted and looked excited.

"I second that hell yes!" Jasper said and fist bumped Em.

"You know that it's going to take awhile even with Jazz and Edward helping right Em? An hour and a half." She said.

"I don't care. Make them please." He said pouting.

"Wow Em's willing to wait for food? What are these belly stickers?" Rose asked.

"I was wondering the same thing." Alice said, and I nodded.

"Well basically they are mashed potatoes mixed with sour cream and backed into finger looking shapes. You eat them with apple sauce and sweet 'n sour cabbage." She said.

"Sweet and sour cabbage?" Rose asked raising an eye brow.

"Babe, it's amazing. Trust me." Emmet told her.

"Okay, I it can never hurt to try something new." Alice said.

Bella told Jasper and I what to get out and all that great stuff. We ended up making mashed potatoes and then adding sour cream and other stuff, then rolling them out into…..well figures was a good way to describe them.

"How do you know how to make these?" I asked.

"Yeah Bells, you have a cook, did he teach you." Alice asked.

"Nope. My grandma came from a really poor family in Germany. She used to tell me 'When all you had was potatoes you get very creative.'" Bella said smiling. "She married my grandpa and they moved to the states. My grandpa became successful, which is part of where my family's money comes from. But anyway, she used to teach me how to cook, and this was my favorite meal so we cooked it together a lot." She said and looked at us.

Rose, Alice and Emmet were all still sitting at the breakfast bar watching us.

"It looks really messy." Alice said. It was true we Bella and I had our hands covered in mashed potatoes and flour. Jasper was making the sweet and sour cabbage and heating up apple sauce with those hot red candies. It all looked and sounded really weird, but still smelled awesome.

"Yeah, but its fun." Bella said shrugging.

"What's in the cabbage?" Rose asked.

"Sugar and vinegar mainly." Jasper said.

After we were done cooking and everything as out of the oven, we all took plates and got some of the food. Alice and Rose took a little of each, not knowing if they were going to like it, Bella, Jasper, and Emmet took a lot. Both because they knew they loved the meal, and because they were hungry. I was too hungry to care so I also took a lot also, not caring and knowing that it would be good. We all sat down at the table and started eating. After everyone had their first bite there were moans and hums of appreciation. The stuff was amazing! It all tasted so great together and apart.

"Bella this is amazing!" Alice said, there was the proof that we were twins.

"I agree. You are so showing our cook and our mom how to make this." Rose said.

"Thanks." Bella said smiling. "I'm glad you like it."

After we had all eaten and felt like we were going to explode from all the food we took in, Emmet, Alice and Rose said that they would clean up, because we cooked. They had it done in no time and soon we all were out in the hot tub.

"I had a ton of fun. It's been forever since I have snowboarded." Bella said leaning into my side.

"I know us too." Alice said.

We continued talking about the day, the runs that we like and wanted to do again, the ones that we still wanted to try. And how every time the girls would sit down, a guy would come up and ask if they needed help. Jasper, Emmet, and I didn't like that subject very much. After a while, our muscles were relaxed and we decided that we needed to get to bed. We didn't need to leave as early since we had our ski lift tickets and so we decided to go to a local diner and have breakfast in the morning.

I was lying in bed; Bella in my arms, almost asleep, when she shifted so she was looking at the ceiling.

"Edward? You awake?" She asked softly.

"Ah, yeah." I said trying to concentrate on what she was going to say.

"You know Anne? The girl we meet today?" She asked.

It took me a bit to think through my exhaustion, but finally I made the connection. "What about her?" I asked.

"Well….Alice has her number, and well, from what I could tell, she's nice enough to help me, but…..I kinda want to get even with Jasper for not telling me about Lifehouse and everything. You in?" She said a smile in her voice.

I could tell that tomorrow was going to be interesting. But I knew that any plan that Bella came up with would be far from boring. And what kind of boyfriend would I be if I said no?

"What do you have in mind?" I asked now awake and grinning evilly.

"Well…."

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Me: I know it's a cliffy, sorry. *hiding behind couch* but it will be worth it!

Alfred: Well if you start the next chapter and update soon it will be.

Me: Shut it. Anyway, I would just like to say that belly stickers are real and they are amazing! They may sound gross but they are at all.

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