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The plan was all set up. I had called Anne and she said that she was on board, looking back she was pretty cool with the whole thing.

Flash Back

I picked up my phone and dialed the number that Alice had just texted me. I glanced at the time and realized that it was midnight.


No it wasn't weird at all that a girl that you had met all of once and talked to for less than 10 minutes, and ask her to prank one of your best friends. Not weird at all.

"H- Erm. Hello?" A groggy voice asked.

"Um, hi. I'm so sorry I should have called in the morning. I didn't realize how late it was." I said.

"Nah, it's okay. But can I ask who this is?" Anne asked in a polite voice.

"God, I'm sorry. This is Bella, you met me when my boyfriend flat boarded." Edward laughed beside me as I tried to remind Anne of who I was. I smacked him on his shoulder.

"Oh yeah. Hi." She said.

"I'm so sorry. Did I wake you up?" I asked.

"Yeah, but its ok I'm used to it by now." My silence must have showed my confusion. "My sister likes to wake me up when she's excited. It rubbed off on my friends….well you get the pictures." Anne laughed.

I laughed. "No, I shouldn't have called."

"No, no it's okay. What do ya need?" she asked.

"Well this is really weird and odd, and well not normal. But I have a weird, add, and not normal favor to ask you." I told her slightly embarrassed.

"Shoot. Because trust me, I am all of the above." Again we laughed.

"Okay, well here's the thing…" I told her about wanting to get back at Jasper, and what she would have to do. By the end of me telling her I was sure that she was going to hang up on me. Sure it was a great plan, but I didn't even know the girl! But as I took a deep breath and waited for her to hang up, I hear one of the last things that I thought that I'd hear.

She laughed.

"You really are evil, aren't cha?" She asked her voice not as groggy.

"Well, you know….." I trailed of, she hadn't told me if she would do it yet and I was waiting for her to laugh and say no way.

"Sure I'm in." Anne told me and I could hear the smile in her voice. "But will Alice be okay with that one part?" She asked, now sounding worried.

I laughed. "Trust me; as long as you don't go too far, she will have as much fun with it as we will." I assured her. If I knew Alice, and I knew Alice, she would find it as hilarious as the rest of us… long as Anne didn't go any farther than the rest of the plan.

"Alright then see you tomorrow at the café"

End Flash Back

And that's where we were right now. All sitting at a table in the café just outside of Wolfcreek. I had, had to tell Alice, of course, about the plan, along with Rose. But I knew that if I told Emmet, he would spill the perches revenge beans, so he didn't know. Which would be even funnier, if things worked out, because he would be freaking out too.

We had just gotten our drinks when I saw Anne, Emily, and Dan walk through the doors. Anne had told me that she had told Emily, but not Dan, in some ways this would be her revenge too.

Edwards back was to them so he didn't see, they walked to the table next to ours and sat down. Anne caught my eye and winked.

"So, I think that we should all go down together today, you know stick together." Edward said, a smile playing at the edges of his lips. We had agreed last night that all of us would want to see Jasper's reactions to things we had planned.

"Sure." Alice said taking a sip of her OJ "That ok with you, Jazz?" She asked with an innocent smile.

"Anything you want." He said grinning.

We all ordered our breakfast and talked about the runs we wanted to do. We ate and talked and then it started.

"Um..." A waitress came up to Jasper and tapped him on his shoulder. This was the sign. "Hi, uh, a girl gave me this and said to give it to you, along with this." She said handing him a piece of paper and a rose.

Emmet snickered, and Jasper laughed.

"Thanks Alice." He said and kissed her on the cheek.

"I didn't give it to you Jazz." She said and put on a puzzled face. "What's the note say?"

Jasper's face went blank as he looked at the note and rose again. He unfolded it and read it, he went red, and then seemed to read it again.

I did a happy dance in my head, I told Anne to right whatever she wanted. Be it creepy, or sweet, or just plain discussing.

"Well man what's it say?" Emmet asked.

Jasper looked up. "Alright guys" He said looking at each of us. "Who wrote this? Who's pranking me?"

"I didn't." I said. The was a chores of 'me neither' until Jasper's gaze stopped on Emmet.

"Oh ha ha. Em, I'm a little disappointed, I've seen you do better." But Emmet just shook his head and smiled.

"I didn't send it bro, what's it say?" He asked and grabbed the note out of Jasper's hands.

"My Dearest Jasper." Emmet said in a girly high voice. "I hope you like the rose. I picked it out just for you, yellow for your hair." Emmet stopped. "That's kinda creepy. 'And blue for your most beautiful eyes.' Wow, which of you guys did this?" Emmet asked still smiling. I put on my best confused look, as did the others, and shook my head.

"I told you I didn't; I have not the slightest idea." I told them both. Thank god I was a good liar.

Emmet kept reading. "I know that you smile just for me, as I do you. So do it more often, for that's what I live for. Love, Your Girl.' Awww, she signed it with hearts." He finished. Since Rose was the only other that didn't know, she was probably, besides the boys, that had a true confused look. Edward turned his head to cough and hide a laugh. Man that girl was good. She told me that could make them better too.

"Well if this is real…..Jazzy has a stocker, Jazzy has a stocker!" Emmet sang and then laughed.

"Shut up!" Jasper yelled at him. "You don't think it Anne, do you?" He asked the rest of us.

"No way, she seemed way too nice, and non creepy to do this." Rose, to my surprise, said. She was helping and she didn't even know it.

"Yeah, I agree with Rose. But that is kind of creepy. Can I see it?" Edward asked. Emmet handed over the note.

"I wouldn't believe that it's not one of you. But it's none of your handwriting." He said, he was still a little red. After Edward read it he handed it to Rose.

"Its scented paper. This is no prank. No one would use scented paper for a prank." She said. I saw Alice's lips twitch. I really loved Rose, again she was helping and she didn't even know it.

"Well let's get out of here, and forget about this." Jasper said, and we all grabbed our things and walked out the door.

It was about when we decided to go on Kaw again. As we approached the lift one of the guys that worked it stopped us. Jasper and I had decided to go together on this lift, so I got a front row view of the whole thing.

A dark haired older guy stopped us and handed Jasper another note, and bottle of water.

"A girl asked me to give this to you. And she was pretty cute too." He said winking and then walked away.

"Crap." Jasper said. And took the bottle and the note. "You don't think….." He trailed off.

I put on another concerned face. "No, no way." I said shaking my head. "I what are the chance."

He waited till we got to the top of the lift till he opened it.


I sat down at the top of the hill, everyone else was sitting around me waiting for me to read the note. It wasn't that someone was giving me notes that were bothering me so much, but… was the things that the notes said. Talk about creepy. And it wasn't just one, but now two. Plus, Emmet wouldn't stop the teasing.

"Come on. I want to see what stocker chick said." Emmet whined.

I sighed and opened it. It hadn't gone unnoticed by me that Alice had been really quiet, I hope she wasn't mad.

My Dearest Jasper.

I love watching you on a board. So beautiful. The way you glide, and jump. You are so talented, and the way you smile just for me. I know that you don't love Alice, she is just someone that you are with because you are scared of what we have. But that's okay. I'll help you, because we belong to each other. That's why you can't get sick, so drink the water!

Love, Your Girl

P.S. I hope our children are as talented as you.

After reading it through for the billionth time I crumbled it up. This was starting to get really creepy. Didn't love Alice? That was just insane. This person was insane. This was no prank. It couldn't be, I mean the handwriting didn't match anyone else that I'd seen.

I glanced back at Alice, her and Bella were talking, and had odd faces on. Maybe they were as worried as I was. I swear if this was Emmet I would kill him. But I had already ruled that out, he wasn't this smart, and it really wasn't his style.

"So what did it say?" Rose said, she was sitting next to me.

"Uhhhh, nothing, nothing."

She gave me a frown. "Jazz, let me read the note."

"No!" I said a little too quickly. This was not only embarrassing, but I had no idea how Alice would react to this.

"Jasper Hale. Give-me-the-note." Rose demanded glaring.

Sighing and giving up I handed it to her. "You better not tell Alice."

"I won't." She promised and then opened it. She seemed to read it more than once, and then just looked at it. We had been sitting on top the hill for a while and Emmet was getting impatient.

"Let's go already. Jasper's not going to let up read the note, so let's at least have some fun." He whined.

I quickly grabbed the note out of Rose's hands, as I did so I thought that I saw a small smile on her face, but I blinked and it was gone. I must have imagined it, I mean she seemed just as worried as I was and that note wasn't exactly normal. "Yes, let's go." I told them.

We all strapped up and went down the hill. It wasn't that hard, but it was fun. I really loved snowboarding; it was one of my favorite sports. Once we got to the bottom of the hill it was already 2pm. We had eaten late, thus getting here late, so I wasn't all that surprised. Rose suggested that we grab a pizza and go back to the cabin for the rest of the day. We were going to be for the next 3 days anyhow, one half day wouldn't be that bad.

After all getting in the jeep (which we had taken since it was only a 3 mile drive at the most, so it wasn't that bad if we squished and Alice sat on my lap) we headed to the small pizza place. Alice had ordered before we left so all we had to do is pick it up.

"Can you run in Emmet?" Bella asked. He nodded and got out of the car. When he came back he had a frown on his face.

"Umm…Jasper? You got another note." He said as he sat back down. This really concerned me because if I got another note then Emmet should be teasing and grinning.

"Y-you read it?"

"Well I knew you wouldn't let me if I asked so yeah. This is just creepy." He said and handed it to me.

I opened it up and read.

My Dearest, most beautiful, Jasper,

I don't know why we are playing these games. I love you. I know that you know that I watch you. That I see how perfect we are for one another. I would kill to get you. I want you to have every part of me. And so I put a lock of my hair. I will be watching you.

Love, Your Girl.

The note was inside an envelope, and also was a lock of hair.

"Jasper? Hun your pale." Alice told me. She touched me and I jumped. I was officially freaked out.


I had to admit. That girl was good. Jasper was completely pale, and if you touched him he would jump 2 feet in the air. At first I really thought that Jasper had a stocker. The notes were creepy, and it was scented paper. But after reading the second not for the third time I looked up to see Bella and Alice trying to fight laughter. She was evil, pure evil. I didn't know how she did it, but she had a fake stocker going after Jasper.

Once we got back to the house Emmet decided that we were going to watch 'Ice Age', since it was 'fitting'. I could tell that he was freaked out too, but was trying to hide it. If it wasn't so funny to see macho 1 and macho 2 so scared I'd would've thought that Bella was being mean. After eating and about a half an hour into the movie I pulled Bella away into the kitchen.

"So, what can I do to help?" I asked.

She looked confused, then worried, and then an evil grin lit up her face. "You already have been helping. And you didn't even know it." She told me what I did, and then what I could do. She wanted me to be concerned and make Jasper let me read anymore notes or anything else that he got.

"You mean that you don't know what else he's going to get?" I asked raising my eyebrows.

"No. I gave the girl that's helping me a free rain. I told her to do whatever she wanted. And so far, she's doing good. Three creepy notes. Emmet told me what the third one said and I read the first. I bet the second one was just as good." Bella said still grinning.

"Oh it was." I told her what it said and she laughed.

"God this is going to be great. Anne said that she had something really good planned for this afternoon and then she was going to show herself tonight. They're leaving early the day after tomorrow, so we had to make it fast."

I looked at the clock. It was 4pm. "Well let's get back; I want to see what she does." I was now also grinning evilly.

We got water and walked back into the room. The movie was about half over, Sid was on Manny's back in the ice cave and had just yelled 'captain! Ice berg ahead!' The boys laughed, but it wasn't enough to drown out the door bell ringing.

Alice jumped up and went to the door.

She caught my eye and grinned and winked. Looked like Anne wasn't a slacker. She composed her face and froze. Putting on a worried voice I asked her, "Alice, you alright." This got everyone's attention and Jasper was right by her side. The movie forgotten.

Alice was holding flowers and another note. Jasper grabbed the note and a picture dropped to the floor.

Jasper read the note, and again went white, then he picked up the picture. It possible he went whiter.

"What the hell?" He yelled, in a scared voice.

I walked over and took the note from him, trying to fight off my laugh. The picture was of Jasper and Alice. But Alice's head had been cut off. I hid my laugh in a cough and turned to Jasper, my best concerned face on. Then I turned back to the note.

"My Dearest Possession, Jazz," I read aloud. This girl was good! "This picture will soon be replaced with my face, and soon you will be the one giving me flowers. I am not a patent woman Jazz. I need us to be together." Need was underlined. I tried to read the note to everyone with concern in my voice, but it was hard to keep the humor out. "So I must go farther, and give you courage. Love, Your Girl." I finished. Jasper and Emmet were as white as sheets and looked like a vampire was on the loose after them. Everyone else was trying not to laugh.


After Jasper had gotten the flowers, picture, and note, we all tried to calm him down, Emmet too. Finally after getting in the hot tub and eating a small dinner I knew that it was time for the next note, or whatever she was going to do happen.

We were playing a board game, because we're just that board. Well except for Jasper who was paranoid, and would jump at the slightest noise. Emmet the same. Just as Edward had said Sorry and moved Alice's piece, Jasper's phone went off. He opened it and then froze. Yes! Another one, I had given Anne his cell number, and it looked like she had put it to good use. Rose grabbed the phone and read the text out loud.

"Hello there, my dearest jasper. I can see you playing and relaxing. I can't wait till it will be me relaxing you.' Um she put a smiley face and then signed it love your girl." She told us, looking troubled. But I knew better. Edward leaned into me to hide his laugh.

"She's good." He whispered in my ear.

"Guys I'm getting worried." Emmet told us. I sobered my face and looked at him.

"You know so am I. If this doesn't stop by morning we'll call the police." Jasper still pale, nodded.

"It will be fine Jasper." She said petting the hair at the base of his neck.

Again he nodded, but didn't say anything.


The next day went without any notes thankfully. But I was still worried, and skittish. After getting an early start in the morning we boarded till lunch and then went back to the cabin. I went up to mine and Alice's room to change and when I came back down, no one was there.

I walked over to the table but there was no note. The house creaked from a gust of wind and I jumped. Calm down Jasper. I told myself. Nothing's going to happen, I mean even if this stocker chick comes, it's not like she can take you.

I walked to the fridge and opened the door. I felt a hand on my shoulder and froze.

"Oh Jasper how I've been dying to be near you." A voice purred in my ear. It sounded familiar, but I couldn't place it. I kept my head in the fridge, not wanting to look. Hiding from a chick that's probably half your size? A voice in my head scoffed. Shut it. I told it. But I didn't have time to think about it again, because stocker chick flung me around so I was facing her.

I gasped. "A-Anne?" I asked shocked.

She smirked. She was wearing shorts and a tank top, her hair in a pony tail. She was tall, but I still had some height on her. So why may you ask was I cowering in fear frozen. Because I had felt just how strong she was when she turned me around. That and I could see the muscles in her arms and legs. Something told me not to mess with this girl.

She was about 20 feet away from me now that I had backed up, but she stocked forward a seductive smirk on her face, not that it had any effect on me, like she was stocking her pray. Oh god, I had a stocker.

"Jazz, oh my Jazz." She said as she got closer.

"A-Anne, what a-a-are you doing?" I asked stuttering. I had back myself up into a corner.

"I think we both know exactly what I'm doing. We belong to each other, Jasper." She said as she got closer.

"N-no." I cleared my throat. "I belong to Alice, come on Anne why don't we just talk about this?" I asked. And I know that if someone was to look at my face, they would see most likely a funny mixture of sacredness and wimpyness.

Anne got closer and closer till she put her hands on my shoulders and leaned in. I put my hands on her waist and tried to push her away but it wasn't working.

"Come on Jasper. Give in." She told me.

"Anne please stop. Alice might get the wrong idea."

"And what idea is that?" Alice's voice said. She was standing to my right with her hands on her hips. Again I froze.


The whole room filled with laughter.

"OH- MY- FREAKING- GOD!" Emmet wheezed, laughing so hard he was turning red. Everyone else in the room was in the same condition. And I mean everyone.

Anne was no longer right next to me, but hanging on to the counter laughing so hard she had to hold herself up. But the worst was Bella.

She was literally rolling on the floor laughing.

"WHAT THE HELL!" I yelled. This only seemed to make them laugh harder.

"God you should have seen your face! Alice wheezed. Yeah that's right my girlfriend had just seen another girl about to molest me, and she was laughing so hard she was wheezing. Then it came to me.

"BELLA MARIE SWAN!" I yelled. She composed her face and walked over to me. And guess what. She was smirking.

"That my dear friend. Better have taught you that you do not mess with Bella Swan. So if you know Jenifer Nettels you better tell me. Because if that happens again. The payback will be much, much worse." She promised.

"You all knew!" I asked.

"Well I didn't till we had just gotten back. But, oh my god that was so funny!" He laughed.

"And this girl." He said and put his arm around Anne. "Has become my new favorite person. She, with the help of Bella, pulled the best get back/prank, of the freaking year! And did it in style too!" He said gesturing to her cloths.

Anne blushed. "Well, I'm on a snowboarding trip. You don't exactly bring sexy close on a snowboarding trip. Emily offered to let me borrow some. But she's with my brother, and well….you get the picture." Everyone laughed.

I looked around, still shocked, at everyone.

"You should have seen your face!" Edward told me. "Priceless. But what I don't get it why you looked so scared, why didn't you just push her off of you?" He asked. I looked at Anne and she smirked.

"I will give 50 bucks to anyone that can beat her at arm-relesing. I think she can even beat you Em." I told him. I was getting over the shock and now was finding it sort of funny. They really did get me good. But I was going to get back Emmet for not telling me once he knew.

"You're on Anne." Emmet told her.

"I'm right handed though. Is that the hand that you want to make the bet with?" She asked.

"Why not, I can beat you either way, even though I'm left handed." He told her cockily.

"Alright." She smirked and then went to the table.

I caught Bella's arm. "Two words Bells." I told her. And then grinned. "You're good."

She grinned. From the other room I heard Emmet.

"Holy crap, freaking shit! How the hell did you win?" He yelled. I put my arm around Bella's shoulders and we laughed as we walked into the room.


Me: So, I didn't have time to reread this so, sorry for any mistakes, most likely there are a lot. Also, I will be gone this next week (believe it or not, I'm going on a snowboarding trip :P) so there won't be another update for at least two weeks. Sorry about that.

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