Abarai-fukutaicho - Stop spiking my tea. I assure you, I do not need to "loosen up".

Aizen-taicho - While we have all, at one time or another, had a song stuck in our heads, your propensity to hum "It's the End of the World as We Know It" while looking at a map of Soul Society is starting to make some people nervous. Please consider a change of tune.

Ayasegawa Yumichika - Glitter gel is not a part of the standard Shinigami uniform. Stop telling new recruits that it is.

Hitsugaya-taicho - You are not allergic to your fukutaicho. Stop requesting transfers and citing medical reasons.

Ichimaru-taicho - Stop handcuffing yourself to Matsumoto-fukutaicho. I don't care if it was her idea or that you "lost the key". Nor do I care that Hitsugaya-taicho said you could.

Kuchiki-taicho - Control your fanclub. Enough is enough.

Kuchiki Rukia - Letting Kuchiki-taicho's fanclub into his home was a cruel, heartless thing to do.

Kurotsuchi-taicho - No matter how brilliant that young prodigy is, we will have to insist that she be reassigned to another division. Her crippling fear of mimes is hampering her effectiveness.

Kusajishi-fukutaicho - Please stop eating the Hell Butterflies.

Kyoraku-taicho - Stop challenging Matsumoto-fukutaicho to battles involving the Kama Sutra.

Madarame Ikaku - Tying your fukutaicho up, rolling her up in a carpet, putting her in a safe, wrapping it in chains and padlocking it is not an appropriate way of babysitting.

Matsumoto-fukutaicho - Underwear is called underwear for a reason.

Zaraki-taicho - Wall is not synonomous with door. Also, that puppy Hollow you found is still a Hollow. Kusajishi-fukutaicho cannot keep it.