108Ways to Annoy Percy Jackson Characters
Disclaimer: If I owned Percy Jackson, Rachel Elizebeth Dare would have died and Luke wouldn't have. Since neither unfortunately happened, I do not
And now, because it's against the rules to post lists, the prologue:
All the gods were chilling on Mt. Olympus one day, when Hermes got bored. And we all know a bored Hermes is in no way, shape, or how good. The messenger god tried everything from flying around the world, to incessantly poking Ares until the god of war gave him a black eye, which healed soon enough. And when it did, Hermes was still bored.
It was too bad Poseidon wasn't there, Hermes could have stolen one of his horses. The sea god, was in fact, in his underwater palace, where he had banned Hermes from ever coming to unless it was to deliver an ultra important message (One tiny mishap with the Greek fire in the forges and his uncle throws him out! Can you believe it? The nerve!). Actually, if Poseidon wasn't present, what better time to pick on his son? Yes, that would give him something to do for a few minutes. Granted, Poseidon would kill him because what gods considered "messing around" could kill a mortal. Still…he needed something to do and he wanted young Percy to be the target. If the god of thieves couldn't mess with him physically, at least he could cook up some ways to…to…annoy him. A wicked smirked graced the gods lips as he pulled out a scroll and a quill. He looked incredulously at what he just pulled out before throwing them over his shoulder and instead, bringing out a laptap...
Chapter One: Way's to Annoy Percy Jackson
-Ask him to unclog the toilet with his "awesome and oh so magical powers"
-Give him a small print book in English, telling him he must read it
-Ask him how his Grandfather (Kronos) is doing
-Wreck Mr. Blowfish's car and blame it on Percy…again.
-Ask him to use his pen 'cause yours is out of ink
-Drag him to an airport than proceed to yell that he's got a weapon on him as you go through the metal detectors
-When the police man check him, only finding a pen, keep insisting that he's armed and offer a strip search
-Laugh if they comply with the strip search, and then ditch him in the airport
-Run away from Percy if they don't
-Tell him Annabeth's pregnant
-…With Luke
-Ask him why his hair's already graying
-Always ask him loudly in public if he needs help reading anything like he's a little kid
-Chuck Dr. Suess books at his head and tell him to learn how to read
-Frequently make him red food
-Insistently tell him that there's no such thing as blue food
-When he makes you blue food as proof, politely tell him that that food color is clearly orange and that he is going color blind
-Laugh at him if he believes you
-Yell out in public, "Hey, it's the problematic child who's always being chased around the country by the law!"
-Do so in front of police men
-Pull the fire alarm. Blame it on Percy…Again
-Ask him if his Fishy Senses are tingly
-Ask him why his fingers aren't webbed
-Ask him where his gills are
-Ask him that in front of mortals
-Sign him up for Book Club
-Sign him up for tutoring
-Whisper constantly in his ear "Kronos is watching you"
-Constantly remind him that Ares and Athena's are out to get him
-Ask him why he's such a loner and always sits alone at the Dining Pavilion
-Make fun of his height compared to Tyson's, his little brother
-Ask him to come on an airplane with you
-Try to drown him
-Ask him why he looks so much like Harry Potter.
-Ask him if he used scented ocean-smelling shampoo
-Constantly ask, "Erupt any volcanoes lately?"
-Always call him Perseus
-Replace all his music player songs with things like "Under the Sea"
-Call him "the little mermaid"
-Make him fish for breakfast/lunch/dinner/whatever
-Ask him if he can hear their dying screams
-Beg him to join the swim team at a mortal school
-Always greet him, "Hey Percy, blow up any schools lately?"
-Ask him how many schools he got kicked out of this year
-Mock his ADHD by randomly screaming, "Butterfly!" and pointing while in the middle of a conversation
-Ask him why his dad can get more girls than he can
-Write "I love Annabeth" over all his possessions
-Steal his pen
-Uncap Riptide and continue to make light saber sound with it
-Ask him how Rachel's doing in front of Annabeth
-Ask him how Calypso's doing in front of Annabeth
-In the middle of the war, pull him aside saying you need to tell him something urgent. Then ask something pointless like: "Did you ever meet Spongebob?" or "Have you ever went to see the actual Titanic Ship underwater"
-Change his ring tone to "A Pretty Little Fish"
-Repeatedly call him when he's in public so people can hear his ring tone and he can attract monsters
-Sing "Kiss the Girl" (from the Little Mermaid) whenever he's near Annabeth
-Call him "Seaweed Brain"
-When he tells you not to call him that ask him why he lets Annabeth.
-Call him a hypocrite because he tells Selena and Beckendorf to go out because they obviously like each other, but he and Annabeth won't go out when they obviously like each other
-Keep asking him to make it rain when it's really sunny out
-If he does make it rain, keep telling him to make it stop
-Call him shark boy
-Dye all his clothes/ hair pink
-Bring up Annabeth in every sentence or ask him about their relationship