Amber – I'm a liar! Here is your double day chapter! Okay, so when I read this dare, all I heard was a buzz. Let's see if that's what they hear too. A question to Skipper, Marlene, and Private: A (messed up) friend of mine insists that Skipper and Marlene are Private's parents, because Skipper and Marlene are probably married (his words, not mine) and Private seems like a mix of both of them. (Again, his words, not mine) Say it ain't so! (Translation: Is it true?)
Private – Buzz.
Amber – I'm not psycho yet!...Wait, where's Skipper and Marlene?
Private – The closet.
Amber – Oh yeah. *opens closet* Hey guys… oh gawd.
(Skipper and Marlene are making out)
Kowalski – Well, it was their dare.
Amber - *shuts closet* Okay… More dares! I dare Julien: To jump off a cliff! Muahahaha! Also, Julien, I DUN LIEK U!(Sorry, needed to get that off my chest)
Julien – But Georgia doesn't have cliffs. Duh. Wait, I said Duh again. I think. Did I? Duh. Shut up, duh! Duh duh duh, always telling the duh to shut up. Duh duh! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH! *facepalms*
Animals – O_o
Julien – Like I was saying, there are no cliffs in Georgia.
(Julien is taken to Providence Canyon State Park)
Julien – Oh. *jumps off, then lands in 3-inch-deep river-stream thingy*
Amber – Eh-heh… I dare Maurice to tie Julien up and throw him into Joey's pen! DOWN WITH JULIEN!
Maurice - *throws Julien into kangaroo pen*
Amber – Great aim.
Maurice – It's all in the wrist.
Amber – Okay, more buzzing from Mobygirl. Kowalski, if you met me, would you go out with me, 'cuz I have a teensy weensy crush on you. Amber, I have a request. Can Dr. Blowhole be in this story? If so, I have a question for him. The question is why are you evil? I hate evil! Sorry, I yell random comments, sometimes. I LIKE FRIED CHICKEN! See? Well, if Dr. Blowhole can't come, the other question is for you, Amber. Here it is: Do you have a crush on any of the people in the TV show, if so, who?
Kowalski – A girl… likes me? Ye-
Amber – NO! *tackles* Love me!
Kowalski – This is uncomfortable… LOOK BEHIND YOU!
Blowhole – Hello, flightless animals! I have come to seek revenge of the detonation of the Ring of Fire.
Amber – You realize it was never actually detonated, you could have just pressed the red button again.
Blowohle – Never mind that. Where's Skipper?
Private – Closet.
Blowhole - *opens closet* Oh gawd. *shuts closet* Anyway, I heard I had a question from one of my adoring fans. *reads question* Because I am.
Amber – I think the answer to my question is obvious.
Animals – *sarcasm* Nooo, really?
Amber – Shuddup. Dare from tailsred! 2nd [Marlene and Skipper] have to wrestle to see who is stronger. *opens closet* Come on out, guys.
(Skipper and Marlene, who were leaning against the door, fall out)
Amber – 3, 2, 1, wrestle!
Marlene - *pins Skipper to the floor in 4 seconds* BOOMSHAKANA!
Skipper – (whiny) But that's my word!
Amber - *dies laughing, then becomes reincarnated* Okay, next dare… I DARE Private to...make up a song about peanut butter winkies and sing it to people in a museum!
(They all go the World of Coca-Cola museum)
Skipper – Really?
Amber – I'm thirsty, okay?
Peanut butter winkies
Are not very pinky
They taste like heaven
You get them from the Seven-Eleven
Yellow wrapping conceals them
Blue from Blue's Clues is not a him.
Animals - *clap*
Amber – And now Annacrombie's dares.
i dare skipper to make me a spicy chilli sandywich with no butter and melted cheese on the chicken i dare maurice to make me a mango smoothie i dare julien to make me some popity corn i dare all of you to kiss dolphin2121 (aka amber) including marlene! hahahaha me so weird
i dare maurice to make me a mango smoothie
i dare julien to make me some popity corn
i dare all of you to kiss dolphin2121 (aka amber) including marlene! hahahaha me so weird
Dang it, now I'm hungry too. Mort! Make me a cheese and chicken quesadilla!
Mort – I like child labor!
(All three food items are handed to Anna through computer screen)
Amber - *reads final dare, then leaps for Kowalski*
Kowalski – You're crazy!
Amber - *regains whatever dignity I had left*Let's see… new last minute additions! From Music4eva! I dare Kowalski to...sing Lady Gaga.
Kowalski – Eh… I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me?
Amber – Seriously?
Kowalski – No.
Amber – (rejected) Oh. *in announcer voice* I dare Rico to start waltzing with Julien.
Rico - *dons ballgown and high heels*
Julien - *gets tuxedo* Eh… This might be better the other way around.
Amber - Okay, so we've got one more dare from Mobygirl. I dare Skipper to propose to Marlene.
Skipper - *begins sweating* You mean, like, a business proposal?
Amber – You know what they meant.
Skipper - *halfheartedly* Marlene-will-you-marry-me.
Amber – One knee. With a red rose. And say it like you mean it.
Skipper – Mar-leneee, will you mar-ray meeee?
Amber – What was that?
Skipper – Singing. Like they do in lousy soap operas.
Marlene - *growls, grabs him by the flipper and drags him into another room*
(Squealing can be heard, followed by one very, very long kiss.)
Kowalski – So… anyone know what to call penguin/otter hybrids?
Private – Why choose this time to bring that topic up?
Animals - *laugh nervously*
Amber – So, it would appear this game of Truth or Dare is over…
Julien – Not yet. We've arranged a dare for you.
Private – Go on a romantic date with Kowalski!
(There's a short silence before two screams erupt – one of terror, one of ecstasy.)
Author's Note ~ Thank so much to everyone read and commented on this story! I couldn't have done it without any of you! *gives cupcake* Be sure to look out for the story I'm planning as we speak, Seeing You in a New Light, and until then, peace out!