75A/N: Hi! I'm back with more dirty stuff! Enjoy and review!
Disclaimer: Hee hee hee... i don't own the characters, just their dirty minds.
Scene Two
Despite (or perhaps because of) the very disturbing conversation between L and Light he'd overheard yesterday, Matsuda couldn't help making excuses to pace in front of their room. He didn't know why he was trying to eavesdrop again, but then Matsuda has never really understood how his brain functioned. Perhaps it was all a big misunderstanding, he found himself thinking. Maybe they weren't talking about anything wrong. That must be why he's here: to try to find out the truth of the matter.
Pressing his ear to the door, he could distinctly hear Light's voice from inside the room:
"WOW! Why's yours so big? It's not fair, mine's way tinier!"
"Bigger is better because it's juicier and the juices are sweeter, too." L replied smugly. Loud sucking sounds accompanied by exclamations of pleasure drifted out of the room into Matsuda's wincing ears.
"Shut up or I'll stuff my banana down your throat." Light said, a scowl evident in his voice.
"I think I'd like that." L teased happily.
Matsuda stood entranced by the doorway. His assumption had been proven correct, judging by what he was hearing.
"It's too bad you have no peaches or watermelons, Light-kun." L said mournfully. "Peaches are fun to squeeze and play with since they're so juicy. Watermelons are juicy too."
"Well, too bad, cuz I'm not going to go get some just for your pleasure." Light snapped.
"Maybe Misa will oblige, then…?" L wondered questioningly. "MISA!" he called.
Matsuda sneaked away from the door, his mind filled with new images to contemplate late at night. Who would have thought? Matsuda reflected. Light and L, of all people… they really know how to have fun.
What really happened…
L rummaged through the bowl of fruit Light had prepared for him. Carefully, he picked out the biggest, ripest, and reddest strawberry in the bowl.
"WOW! Why's yours so big? It's not fair, mine's way tinier!" Light shouted indignantly, looking at his own pitiful strawberry and comparing it to L's.
"Bigger is better because it's juicier and the juices are sweeter, too." L replied smugly. To prove his point, he began sucking on the strawberry loudly and making noises of pleasure to make Light jealous.
"Shut up or I'll stuff my banana down your throat." Light said, a scowl evident in his voice. He plucked a banana from the fruit bowl and waved it around threateningly.
"I think I'd like that." L teased happily, eyeing the aforementioned banana and deciding that it looked delicious.
Matsuda stood entranced by the doorway. His assumption had been proven correct, judging by what he was hearing.
"It's too bad you have no peaches or watermelons, Light-kun." L said mournfully. The fruit bowl was filled with strawberries, bananas, apples, cherries, and oranges, but peaches and watermelons were no where in sight. "Peaches are fun to squeeze and play with since they're so juicy. Watermelons are juicy too." Somehow, Light wasn't surprised to learn that L played around with his food.
"Well, too bad, cuz I'm not going to go get some just for your pleasure." Light snapped. He was tired from walking around the market and finding fruits for L.
"Maybe Misa will oblige, then…?" L wondered questioningly. He knew that she was devoted to Light and would willingly do anything Light asked. "MISA!" he called.
For the rest of the day, L and Light enjoyed their fruits and the fruit bowl was empty soon enough. And once again, they had managed to fuel Matsuda's dirty mind without meaning too.
L: Am I really that immature...? ^^;
Light: ...
Matsuda: MUAHAHAHA! I'm going to go have fun too!
Eru-chan: See what monsters I've unleashed on the world? *shakes head and sighs*
L: Anyways, review! Your dirty ideas are welcome!