75A/N: More dirty conversations! AHAHAHA!
L: *whispers* I think she's gone crazy.
Eru-chan: L! *Tries to hug him*
L: You don't own me, you know.
Eru-chan: *cries*
L: Anyways, enjoy!
Scene Three
Once again, Matsuda found himself at the door of Light and L. He still didn't know why he came for a third time to listen to dirty conversations. Perhaps, he told himself, he has decided to eavesdrop again because he wants more proof that they are really doing what he thinks they are doing. Third time's the charm! But deep down, he knew the real reason: that he was addicted to porn – especially L and Light porn!
This time, he was rewarded with the sound of heavy gasping and loud breathing inside the room.
"Don't… no… stop…" gasped Light, out-of-breath and unable to form a coherent sentence.
"Why, Light-kun?" asked L in an innocent voice.
There was a sharp intake of breath of surprise, then Light exclaimed disbelievingly. "You are… sucking my lollipop…"
"Yep, that's right." L replied happily, making loud sucking sounds and moans of pleasure.
"Who gave you permission to do that?" Light asked angrily.
"It's not my fault, I couldn't help it!" Now, L sounded like a guilty child accused of doing something wrong. "You are the one who dangled your big lollipop in front of me, teasing me!"
Light started to voice a retort, but he interrupted himself when he saw what L was doing. "WOW! You can fit the entire gigantic thing in your mouth!"
Matsuda sighed happily. This is pure popcorn heaven, and his dirty mind is satisfied.
"Listen, Light," L whispered conspiratorially. "I can teach you techniques to suck lollipops."
Matsuda subconsciously leaned closer to the door in anticipation.
"One, put the whole thing in your mouth and suck. The juices are delicious… Two, nibble the tip a bit. This tastes funny… Three, lick the sides of the lollipop all over… You can exercise the flexibility of your tongue and do tricks with it."
Light sputtered indignantly.
Matsuda smirked. He's certainly learned new things today… and he realized that live porn involving L and Light was much, much more exciting than porn sites…
What really happened...
Light gasped for breath with difficulty. He honestly didn't know where L got all his energy, since he'd been chasing the black-haired genius for a long time but he showed no signs of fatigue. The aforementioned genius, who was also a sweet fiend, had stolen his lollipop and he wanted it back.
"Don't… no… stop…" gasped Light, out-of-breath and unable to form a coherent sentence. He gazed at the big swirly lollipop in L's hand with longing, but L was already starting to unwrap the sweet.
"Why, Light-kun?" asked L in an innocent voice, not stopping his unwrapping. Before Light could stop him, he put the lollipop in his mouth and started sucking happily.
Light took a sharp intake of breath of surprise, then he exclaimed disbelievingly. "You are… sucking my lollipop…"
"Yep, that's right." L replied gleefully, deliberately sucking loudly and making sounds of pleasure to tease Light.
Light's mouth started to water involuntarily. He really wanted that lollipop… "Who gave you permission to do that?" Light asked angrily.
"It's not my fault, I couldn't help it!" Now, L sounded like a guilty child accused of doing something wrong. "You are the one who dangled your big lollipop in front of me, teasing me!" Light winced. He couldn't deny it. He had done that, because he had wanted to taunt L. He hadn't expected L to snatch it out of his hands and run off with it.
Light started to voice a retort, but he interrupted himself when he saw what L was doing. "WOW! You can fit the entire gigantic thing in your mouth!" The lollipop he'd bought was enormous; it was bigger than his fist. Yet somehow L had managed to put the whole thing into his mouth, making Light so surprised his eyes grew to the size of saucers.
"Listen, Light," L whispered conspiratorially. "I can teach you techniques to suck lollipops. One, put the whole thing in your mouth and suck. The juices are delicious… Two, nibble the tip a bit. This tastes funny… Three, lick the sides of the lollipop all over… You can exercise the flexibility of your tongue and do tricks with it."
Light sputtered indignantly.
And for a third time, their innocent conversation was twisted by Matsuda into something so very wrong.
Eru-chan: Hee hee hee... I hope you enjoyed that! By the way, I'm curious: how old do you readers think I am? Tell me in your reviews!
L: Be sure to keep on a lookout for the next chapter!