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Scene Four
Today, I'm going to get to the bottom of this matter, Matsuda resolved firmly as he stepped to Light and L's room door. I'm going to ask them – politely and outright – whether they were… participating in any inappropriate activities recently. However, just as he prepared to knock on the door, he happened to overhear Light and L's conversation.
"Are you ready, Light-kun?" L asked impatiently.
"Just a minute; I need to grab some stuff we need if we are going to do this. " Light called back. "We can't do this without any preparation, you know."
Matsuda froze, his hand an inch away from the door. I should knock right now; and then I'll have an answer to my suspicions, he tried to reason with himself. But he was just too curious. Could they be about to do what he thought they were going to do?
"I'll be waiting in the bathroom, then. There's so much we can do there." L told him.
"Alright, I'm ready now." Light replied, and Matsuda could hear him walk into the washroom. He forgot immediately what he came here to do in the first place, and he pressed his ears to the door eagerly. (Sigh. The poor idiot never learns, ne?)
"Now, how should we do this?" L mused.
"Are you sure we shouldn't just use the table?" Light asked, worried. "It'd be easier that way."
"No." L stated firmly. "I am quite fond of that table and would rather not break it, damage it, or make it dirty."
"You have a point." Light admitted grudgingly.
"I just have to get on top of you to do this then." L sounded smug.
"Why do I have to be on the bottom? Why can't I go on top?" Light whined. "Being on the bottom hurts. A lot. Last time we did this, I was sore for days afterwards."
"Well, suck it up. Here, hand me that." L ordered unsympathetically. "Get ready and bend over, like a good boy." Light grumbled to himself grumpily.
Oh! I know what they are talking about! Matsuda thought eagerly. L must be telling Light to pass him the lubricant! Poor, deluded Matsuda actually felt a sense of accomplishment at knowing this fact. Which wasn't surprising, since he was Matsuda after all.
Some rustling could be heard from the room, accompanied by a few grunts and cries of pain. "Ow! L, be careful and don't just jump on me like that!" Light protested. L ignored him.
After a few more cries and moans, L shouted to Light, frustrated: "Where is it? I can't find the spot!"
"Just – a little more – " Light panted. "Quickly, I can't hold on much longer – There! Yes, that's the spot!"
Matsuda shivered in delight and envy of Light-kun. He'd tried to broach the subject with Aizawa so they could try this out too, but for some unfathomable reason, Aizawa had sprinted away as soon as he mentioned yaoi and how it must feel very nice. Matsuda shook his head and shrugged to himself. Oh well. Some people were strange like that, and he could never understand what goes on in their minds…
"Nnngh! Faster!" Light groaned.
And then heavy breathing and panting replaced the groaning.
"That was – quite an experience – " Light gasped, out of breath.
"I did a good job? Didn't I?" L asked smugly.
"Well, it did take you a long time to find that spot – "
"Hey, I'm not very experienced with these type of things – " L interrupted indignantly.
" – which was why I should've been on top. I've had lots of practice." Light told L.
Matsuda steeled his resolve. He had to find out whether he was imagining things and Light and L were innocent after all. That would be pretty disappointing, he supposed, but he just had to find out the truth.
He cleared his throat loudly. "Uh-hm." L and Light stopped talking, and L called out: "Is anything the matter?"
"Um – no! Everything's fine! I – uh – just wanted to know what you are – um, I mean, if you were doing anything – uh – " Matsuda babbled incoherently.
"What is it?" Light cut in impatiently.
"What were you guys doing, just now?" Matsuda blurted hurriedly.
"Oh, we had a little problem, and we fixed it. We were just screwing – " L began to explain. Matsuda didn't need to hear anymore. He got the confirmation he wanted. L even said as much, outright! He ran off faster than one could say 'Light and L yaoi'.
(Sigh. Matsuda, get your head out of the gutter, will you? Light and L are innocent. It's YOU who aren't. XD)
What Really Happened
Once again, the light bulb in L and Light's bathroom was broken. And of course, like the geniuses they are, they were going to fix it themselves.
"Are you ready, Light-kun?" L asked impatiently, eager to begin fixing.
"Just a minute; I need to grab some stuff we need if we are going to do this. " Light called back, hands full of tools. "We can't do this without any preparation, you know."
"I'll be waiting in the bathroom, then. There's so much we can do there." L told him. Their washroom was a complete mess, and indeed, there was so much more they could do for it other than just changing a light bulb.
"Alright, I'm ready now." Light replied, satisfied that he'd brought every tool they could possibly need, and walked into the washroom.
"Now, how should we do this?" L mused, staring at the bulb in question, way higher than they could reach.
"Are you sure we shouldn't just use the table?" Light asked, worried. "It'd be easier that way."
"No." L stated firmly. "I am quite fond of that table and would rather not break it, damage it, or make it dirty."
"You have a point." Light admitted grudgingly. He wasn't sure how that table would take to an adult standing on it in order to reach a light bulb. Probably not very well.
"I just have to get on top of you to do this then." L sounded smug. Light was not so happy. Hoisting a grown man on your shoulder wasn't the most comfortable thing.
"Why do I have to be on the bottom? Why can't I go on top?" Light whined. "Being on the bottom hurts. A lot. Last time we did this, I was sore for days afterwards." He even got bruises from the last time they had to change a light bulb!
"Well, suck it up. Here, hand me that." L ordered unsympathetically. "Get ready and bend over, like a good boy." Light grumbled to himself grumpily and handed L the new light bulb they had to replace the faulty one with.
Some rustling could be heard as L climbed onto Light's shoulder laboriously, accompanied by a few grunts and cries of pain. "Ow! L, be careful and don't just jump on me like that!" Light protested. L ignored him.
After a few more cries and moans, L shouted to Light, frustrated: "Where is it? I can't find the spot!" Light had told him there was a spot he had to find in order to take the cover of the light off.
"Just – a little more – " Light panted. This was tiring! "Quickly, I can't hold on much longer – There! Yes, that's the spot!" Light yelled up, seeing L putting his finger on the screw. L quickly got to work.
"Nnngh! Faster!" Light groaned, wishing that L would hurry up. His back was creaking from L's weight.
And then L jumped off, finished changing the light bulb finally. Heavy breathing and panting replaced the groaning.
"That was – quite an experience – " Light gasped, out of breath.
"I did a good job? Didn't I?" L asked smugly.
"Well, it did take you a long time to find that spot – "
"Hey, I'm not very experienced with these type of things – " L interrupted indignantly. Why would he have much experience changing light bulbs, anyways?
" – which was why I should've been on top. I've had lots of practice." Light told L. He'd always had to change the light bulb at home, since his mom and sister wouldn't do it and his father was always too busy.
. "Uh-hm." They suddenly heard Matsuda clearing his throat loudly outside their door. L and Light stopped talking, and L called out: "Is anything the matter?"
"Um – no! Everything's fine! I – uh – just wanted to know what you are – um, I mean, if you were doing anything – uh – " Matsuda babbled incoherently.
"What is it?" Light cut in impatiently.
"What were you guys doing, just now?" Matsuda blurted hurriedly.
"Oh, we had a little problem, and we fixed it. We were just screwing –" L began to explain. But before he could finish the rest of the sentence, that they were just screwing a light bulb on, they heard Matsuda run off at the speed of light. L and Light shrugged, confused. Matsuda. They never tried to understand what was going on in his crazy – and dirty – mind.
Yes, very, very dirty mind indeed.
The End
Eru-chan: As always, suggestions from fellow perverts are welcome! MUAHAHAHA! Just the other day, I saw a SUPER SUPER LONG BANANA and the first thing that came to my mind was 'WHOA!' And then my mind descended straight into the gutter. That's how twisted I am now! XD
And by the way, most people seemed to think I'm between the ages of 14 to 17. Yes, I am indeed 14. MUAHAHAHAHA!