99Disclaimer: If I am not SM, and you aren't SM...and your phone is somewhere to the left of your computer...Then this must mean that I DON'T own The Twilight Saga.
K...to whoever asked about it...I believe it was thegerbilsareCOMING...Yes, I did go and see Vampires Suck...and it was a very hit-and-miss movie.
samira parsa- here is another really random disclaimer...it kinda made me laugh...and I wrote it, (points for me being pathetic...WOOT!)
Arya the Forensic one- you got it...Jake is the creepy pervert.
….anyone I forgot( sorry my internet has been down for almost a month...i am just now getting around to typing these...on 9-21...and I will post them as soon as I can get it turned back on...which should be the day you are reading this...don't hate me...hate guacamole, and people who blame others for why they don't review...er...scratch that.)
Final one before the chapter...If anyone was disappointed with my last chapter (the pack), I only targeted the ORIGINAL six...I did not include Jacob because he has his own chapter dedicated to him...and...I forgot where I was going with this...ON WITH THE SHOW...er CHAPTER...er LINES THAT MAKE FUN OF SUCCESSFUL AUTHORS...there we go...
The Denali Coven
First off...The Cullen family moves from small town to small town...and never stopped moving...and yet, Tanya and her coven, have NEVER left Denali...how has that not raised any suspicion? (Oh SM, you left out a little on that minor detail.)
Tanya tried to mount the somehow attractive Edward Sullen...er Cullen...(just watched Vampires Suck again...my sister...the NOT-A-Twi-hard (wink, wink) loves it somehow.)...obviously she has NO taste in prospective mates...(not that I can talk...I don't date men either, Tanya)
Tanya (in Midnight Sun spoilers) was depressed when Edward would not kiss her on the lips...her words..."I have never been rejected before."...she then proceeds to think of all of her "conquests" in vivid detail...promiscuity is usually not a good thing...it is REALLY bad when you broadcast a certain detailed image to someone who may or may not try and vomit later just to feel better.
Irina...well there is not much to say with Irina besides she...becomes partners with Laurant...goes and rats the Cullen's out for something that NEVER happened...and well gets flamed. (Literally.)
Kate...well she will probably kill Garrett...in the next ten years or so of the...nothing but passion-thing...I mean with her electric-shock-thing (that is strangely reminiscent of Jane and her evil-eye)...I am hoping that control over it is purely when she chooses...but in massive passion filled moments...would she lose control? (Bella lost control over her Rubber-Band shield thing...no reference here...just a comparison).
Well this was probably better suited to Jane's chappie...but... The powers (or gifts as Carlisle dubbed them,) are entirely based on a person's thought process...what was wrong with Kate mentally to be able to shock people just because she wanted to?
Carmen...well less was said about Carmen then Irina...all we know about her is that she really adores "Nessie"...she is with Eleazer...and she was the reason he left the Volturi...(yep nothin' here...sorry)
Eleazar left the Volturi after Carmen met him...but until that moment he went all around the world searching for epic-fighting-sparklepyres...so if people (or undead, or zombies, or sparklepyres...or cabbage) for example, were punished by the Volturi (or any other major force), by the amount of pain, deaths or "blood" on their hands so to speak...would Eleazar be the first to burn? He told Aro about all of the people who had the incredible gifts...so all of the deaths would be his fault...
You guys would be completely justified if you hated me now...i would not blame you...but, on the up side...I DID post all four of the final chapters today(i added this part on 9-24)...(hoping for some forgiveness...*weak smile*)
I have to ask...what does that weird little button down there do?...do any of you readers know? If not, push it and then tell me what it does...If you do know, push it and explain why nobody ever used it. -_-