42Author's note: No rhyme or reason for updating this. Just felt like it, due to 6th edition adding interesting rules.
New over-watch rules:
Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it! FUCKING SHOOT IT!
Feel no pain:
*BANG!* "Oh look, a part of my brain just got blown off... What was I doing again?"
Chaos Heldrake:
"Where the hell did they get a fucking dragon from!?" -Imperial Guard general
New Ally rules:
"Sir, the dark eldar are working with the space wolves to attack us!"
"...Fuck."
New assault rules:
"In the emperor's name, charge!" (rolls double 1's) "Arrrgh! Leg Cramp!"
New challenge system:
"I challenge you to Mortal Kombat!" (denies challenge) "Get back here you pussy!"
New hull-point/vehicle damage system:
F*ck necrons and their Gauss weapons!
New vector strike rules:
"Oh God! Get it off! Get it off!"-imperial guard jet pilot
New snap fire rules:
"See that target over there? I can hit it while moving, and with my eyes closed!"
New reserve rules:
"The enemy isn't here yet? We've won!"
"But sir, they're on their way right n-"
"I SAID we won!"
New night fighting rules:
"I can't see shit! This the 41st millennium! Shouldn't we have night vision goggles or something by now!?"
"No sir! All we have are flashlights!"
"What kind of bullsh*t is this!?"