"Oh my god! Jasper! That little jerk! That idiotic moron, that stupid stupid little annoying boy is HERE? Of all places, he's at UC? OH MY GOSH! What are we going to do?" Rose ranted the second they got back to his dorm.

Jasper laughed a little, "Rose, calm down. Let's just not tell Bella. Okay?"

"But- I mean…." Rose looked at me with her confused eyes, "Fine."

I could still see she was a little doubtful. "Don't worry! Nothing bad will happen! What she doesn't know won't hurt her!"

Rose sighed, "I guess you're right." She stood up from his couch.

"Anyway, where's your roommate?"

Jasper smiled slyly, he didn't have one. According to an AP his roommate was coming until next semester.

"I don't have one," Jasper bragged.

Rose glared at him, "You're lying!"

"No, I'm not!"

"Seriously?" she began pouting, and then suddenly her eyes brightened.

"So… you don't have a roommate," she continued slowly, her mouth curved upward.

"Yeah, I don't have a roommate, for now at least." He didn't like where this was going.

Rose's smile grew bigger, "So that means you have a spare closet?"

Jasper groaned.


Bella was sitting on the couch reading a book when Rosalie came back.

"Hey, what took you so long?" Bella asked. "Did you see any cute boys?"

Rose stiffened, "Nah, I didn't see many people…."

Bella raised an eyebrow, "Are you okay?"

Rose snapped out of her trance, "Yeah! I'm fine," her eyes brightened, "Oh Bella you'll never guess what just happened!"

"What?" Bella asked rolling her eyes.


Bella's mouth opened but no words came out.

When she finally got her voice back the only thing she could say was, "NO FAIR!"

Rosalie smiled, "Well, Jasper and I are going out to eat. And you're definitely coming right?"

"Sure," Bella said, that would be a good way to start off her year. She and Rose could spend the night looking at cute college boys, while they picked out a girlfriend for Jasper. Then they would make him go up to her like they used to, and then make him say the weirdest things like "Bake a pie with me." It was going to be a PERFECT night.


His sophomore year was starting out horribly. First, two freshies dissed him in front of the whole hall, and now, she was coming. Alice Cullen. Emmett's sister, his cousin. This was not good. Sure, Alice was family, but she was insane. She was only four feet tall, but she was a complete shopoholic. Not to mention she was very hyper.

Edward thought she was going off to study in Paris or something like that, so why was she coming here?

Emmett was still next to the phone, frozen from shock.

"Emmett?" Edward said.

No response.

"Dude?" Edward called out, this time waving a hand in Emmett's face.


Edward rolled his eyes and finally got up. He marched into the kitchen and grabbed a glass of ice cold water. He marched back to the living room where Emmett was still standing.

"Emmett, if you don't…if you don't-er," Edward struggled to find a word; "If you don't unfreeze yourself then I will throw this water onto your hair."

Emmett still stayed frozen.

Edward rolled his eyes and threw the water.

Five minutes later he was sprinting out of his dorm and into the hallway laughing, while Emmett was running after him.

"EDDIE!" Emmett roared, while running, his hair flopping all over the place.

Edward frowned he hated that name.

He sped up until an unusually small girl caught his eye. His eyes widened and he fell over in surprise.

The girl walked over, and stood above him, looking down at him with disapproving eyes.

Alice was here.

Em Pov

Emmett roared with laughter when he saw lil' Eddie boy fall over, but he stopped short when he saw his sister. Emmett's eyes widened.

Damn, she's here! What do I do?

Another voice in his head answered.

Well do the only thing you can: HIDE!

Emmett mentally patted himself on the back and began to run the other way until he heard Alice's high pitched voice.

"Em! Where do you think you're going?"

Emmett swallowed and looked around; thankfully no one was around to witness this.

"To the bathroom?" Emmett tried.

Alice raised her well shaped eyes brows. "Hold it in and carry my bags to my room."

Emmett groaned, "But-" he stopped when he saw the glare she gave him. "Just kidding!"

Alice smiled and walked the other way. Edward, who was still on the floor smiled; he was safe.

"You're coming too, right Edward?" Alice said, her question sounded more like a demand.

Edward sighed and ran his hand through his bronze hair, "Yes," he said through gritted teeth.

Emmett chuckled, "Looks like lil' sis will be making our lives a living hell, man."

Edward could only nod in agreement.