1: Cullens

My name is Joe Newton and I was raised to believe that I can do whatever I believe I can accomplish and I believed that someday Alice Cullen was going to be my future girlfriend. Well of course it didn't help the fact that she was with Jasper. Also that she's a senior and I'm a freshman…. but I can dream right?

Jasper's last name happens to be Hale but he's related to Alice. Not by blood but legally they're adopted so that means that my friend Sara Cullen(she's adopted) is related to the Hales/Cullens.

Ok maybe I'm biting of more than I can chew. I mean I wasn't even sure that we were going to stay in Forks. My dad got a new job as chief of police somewhere in Wisconsin. He was going to be chief here but Chief Swan beat him to the punch.

I never liked him he gave me the creeps. Oh and his daughter Isabella oh no wait, "Bella". She might as well tattoo weirdo on her forehead. I mean seriously whats your real name? Teenagers…. But I can't be mad at her I think Edward Cullen is hitting on her.

If we end up moving I'm going to ask Mike's mom if I can live with them. Mike Newton is my cousin. Unfortunately… If things don't work out with me and Alice I'm moving on to Rosalie Hale. She's with Emmett Cullen the wanna-be jock on steroids in my opinion.

By the way Edward Cullen is the hottie of the school. He doesn't even seem interested in any of the girls at school. Is he gay? I mean all the "cute" guys end up being gay…

Any who today at lunch the craziest thing happened today. I could of sworn Cullen was sitting with Bella today. Mike was right Cullen is a FREAK. But I can't be mad with Cullen he's my future brother in law.