A/N: Hey, this is just a little one shot I did today ;) I was having a conversation with my little baby boo the other day and I really wanted to write this paring ;) I think its sooo hott :D This is my first lemon so please be kind and review for me :) Hope you enjoy it ;)

Disclaimer: SM OWNS ALL TWILIGHT...I OWN MY PERVY MIND :P

ChPOV

God damn it Bella!

That girl knew that she had a curfew and yet she still decides she wants to give me more grey hairs than I already have! It's all thanks to the Cullen boy. I respect his family, Esme and the OTHER kids are wonderful people and great parents and that Alice, and she's just a delightful little handful. Just the kind of friend Bells needs; really helps get her out of her shell.

But Carlisle, well that man is inspirational. He has done so much for this community and I am really grateful that we have such a prestigious doctor in our small town. He had fixed Bells up nice and good so many times without making a fuss over it.

I secretly found it thrilling when Bells asked me to take her to the hospital. I was thankful for anytime time I got to spent with Carlisle because he was such an amazing man. I really did look up to him and he was like a second father to Bells.

I was pulled from my thoughts when loud noises spurted from the T.V. I was in the middle of watching the Mariners game and someone had obviously scored. And I missed it. With a heavy sigh I got up from the couch and make my way into the kitchen, grabbing myself a nice cold beer. Glancing at the clock, I noticed that Bella was now 30 minutes late. I grabbed the phone and dialled the Cullen's; she was bound to be there anyway. It picked up after 3 rings.

"Hello?" I light tinkering voice chimed down the phone. Alice.

"Hey sweetie, it's Charlie. Is Bells there? She was supposed to be home 30 minutes ago."

Her little laughed echoed down the phone.

"Oh Charlie, did you forget? You promised that you would let Bella keep me company tonight while my family was off on their camping trip."

Christ yeah! Damn it. I forgot all about that.

"I'm sorry Alice. My old mind must have forgotten. So it's just you two for the night then? No pain in the ass boyfriends?"

There is was her little chiming laugh again.

"No, it's just us two. No need to worry Charlie. I will have Bella back to you tomorrow just before dinner in one piece."

"Okay then. Give Bella my love and I will see you tomorrow."

"Sure thing. Bye Charlie!"

Such a sweet girl.

I plunked myself down on the loveseat. What should I do? Being a single man really made your life boring. Sometimes I really did miss a lover's touch.

Knock Knock!

Grumbling under my breath about calling at this time at night, I trudged my way to the door. Throwing it open I found myself face to face with Carlisle!

"Carlisle, what are you doing here? Is Bella alright?"

He chuckled.

"Everything is fine with Bella, no need to worry Charlie. I just want to stop by and see how you were."

"Oh! That was thoughtful of you. Please come in."

I stepped a-side and indicated for him to enter. I shut the door behind him and guided him though to the living room.

"Please sit."

Carlisle sat opposite me on the loveseat, his attention wavering to the game on the plasma.

"Good game?"

"Yeah I guess. Haven't really been paying much attention to it."

"Why's that?" Hmm, he seemed genuinely interested.

"Just got a lot on my mind."

"Would you like to talk about it?"

I awkwardly rubbed the back of my neck.

"Thanks, but I'm not one to talk about my feelings."

"Ahhh right. You're more of a physical man."

I looked directly into Carlisle's golden eyes. There seemed to be a ridden meaning behind his words, but I just couldn't figure it out.

"I guess you could say that."

Carlisle smiles cheekily, as if I was missing out on a privet joke. I felt my cock start to stand to attention inside my pants. What the hell? I'm getting turned on by a man!

"So Charlie, are you seeing anyone at the moment?"

"Uhhh, no."

Well, this was getting weird.

"Tell me Charlie, when was the last time you have sexual contact with someone else."

"I…ummm…don't think that this is appropriate talking about this."

Carlisle just smirked at me.

"Been that long?"

He scooted closer to me on the loveseat, so close his breath washed over my face. He smelt like honey and warm and the sun. I started to feel light headed and slightly dazzled by him. It certainly wasn't helping the problem in the pants.

I gazed into Carlisle's eyes, shocked to see pure lush. He slowly leaned forward and placed his cold yet soft lips on my neck.

"You don't know how long I've wanted you Charlie."

His breath ticked my neck, sending goose bumps along my skin and shivers down my back. I was too shocked to move.

His lips suddenly started caressing my skin, slowly nipping and sucking on the skin on my neck and up to my jaw. I felt his tongue lick along my jaw until he was just inches away from my lips. By this time I was breathing heavily, totally conflicted on what was going on.

"Carlisle, you have a wife."

"She knows I'm interested in the other sex."

I breathed in his breath, groaning slightly.

"What if I'm not into the other sex?" I managed to breathe out.

Carlisle chuckled.

"So you're not attracted to me then? You haven't been sat there with your cock just begging for me to suck it?

I couldn't say anything. I can't deny that I was attracted to this man, this God. My silence must have answered Carlisle. His lips suddenly crashed to mind, one to his hands gripping my hair, pulling me closer to him. His lips were soft and velvety and felt so good against my own. I cupped the side of his face bringing him closer to me.

His tongue traced around my lips, begging for entrance. As soon as I parted my lips, Carlisle thrusted his tongue into my mouth, exploring and stroking my own tongue. God he tasted so good, I couldn't get enough. Our tongues battled for dominance, moving back and forth between each others mouths, occasionally stopping to take a breath. Well only in my case. Carlisle seemed to keep going, as if he didn't need the air. Unoccupied hands ran through hair and grabbed at each others bodies.

Carlisle began attacking my neck, sucking and biting hard on the skin. Moans were falling out of my mouth and I couldn't stop them. Suddenly, his hand palmed my cock through the material. I groaned louder at the delicious contact.

"God Carlisle!"

He pulled away from my neck slightly, but I could feel him smiling.

"This its God's doing. It's all me baby."

I groaned again, his lips claiming mine once more, his hand still rubbing my cock.

"Let me help you with that.

Carlisle began kissing down my neck; once he got to my shirt he slowly unbuttoned each once before placing a kiss on my chest. He continued this until he reached my pants.

He flicked the button on my pants open and slowly lowered the zip; zip but zip.

"Carlisle you're killing me here."

"All in good time."

He pushed my pants down to my ankles, and then proceeds to pull them off all together. He then took hold of my leg and began kissing his way back up to my boxers. He nuzzled his face in my crotch, causing me to moan out loud.

Suddenly he was gone, standing in front of me. He grasps the bottom of his t-shirt and threw it to the other side of the room. He then toed off his shoes and socks. I sat there in amazement. God he looked good. I had a sudden urge to lick his very toned chest.

Carlisle smirked back at me, pulling of his own pants in the process leaving him in a pair of black silk boxes that was pitching a monstrous tent. My mouth started to salivate at the thought of sucking him big cock into my mouth.

Carlisle pulled me off of the loveseat and into another steaming kiss, grinding his hips into my own, creating wonderful friction.

"Charlie I want you cock in my mouth. Get on the floor." He growled at me and if that didn't just make me harder.

I laid down on the floor and Carlisle crawled on top of me. He began kissing down my neck once again all the way to my boxers. He hooked his fingers inside the waistband and agonisingly slowly pulled them body. I sighed with relief as my cock sprung free from it confinements and smacked me in the lower belly. The sound caused Carlisle to groan.

He then started to lick all around my cock, sucking on my hip bones and licking around my V. I was begging to get impatient.

"Carlisle, stop fucking with me."

I heard a low growl and before I knew it, my cock was engulfed in his mouth. My hands flew to his golden hair holding him there.

"Fuck yes Carlisle!"

His mouth bobbed up and down, taking me all the way to the base. He swirled his skilled tongue around the head, collecting the pre come that had gathered.

"Please don't stop."

He began to use his teeth while sucking my cock like a vacuum. The forgotten feeling of my stomach twisting with anticipation caused my body to shudder. It had come too soon. I didn't want it to end. I needed a distraction.

"Carlisle, I need your cock in my mouth!"

Carlisle grunted and moaned around my cock. He moved his body around so his rock hard dick was in my face. I marvelled at how perfect it was. Long and smooth but thick at the same time. I grabbed it in my hand, surprising him as he thrusted his hips towards me slightly. I gazed upon the small bead of glistening pre come on his purple throbbing head.

I licked it off, humming in appreciation of the taste. I licked his dick from base to tip, before swirling my tongue around the head. I continued this, running my lips up and down watching his dick grow larger, until I felt my cock slip from Carlisle's mouth.

"Damn it Charlie! Stop fucking teasing me!" He growled at me, causing my cock to twitch.

"All in good time." I smirked using his words from earlier.

Carlisle growled again louder and flipped me around so I was on all fours. Jeez that man was strong. I felt Carlisle lean down so his mouth was next to me ear.

"I'm going to fuck you in the ass now. That's what you get for being such a tease."

He bit down on my earlobe and sucked on it gently before pulling away. I looked over my shoulder to see Carlisle stroking himself while staring at my ass. I smirked to myself before wiggling my ass in his face, tempting him more.

Suddenly his hand came down on my ass, spanking me. I let out a deep groan at how good it felt.

"I see you like that babe. You like me spanking you don't you, you naughty boy!"

He spanked me again.

"Carlisle please!"

He lent back down and pushed his fingers through my lips. I sucked on his finger, until he pulled them out and suddenly rubbed them around my ass opening. I gasped as the feeling.

He was suddenly gone, reaching into his jacket pocket pulling out a small bottle of lube.

"Looks like someone came prepared."

He winked at me before cracking open the lube, squirting a generous amount on his hands and started pumping himself coating the lube along his long thick dick. Once he was completely covered he went back to my ass, adding an extra coating of lube so make the penetration easier.

"You ready for me?"

He pressed his cock into my ass, gently thrusting his hips up and down.

"Yes." I panted.

Carlisle gripped my ass, spreading my cheeks. I felt the tip of his dick at my entrance before he pushed forward, inching further into me. Once he was fully in, I moaned at the sensation of him filling me. Carlisle lent forward, one hand grabbing hold of my hip and the other took hold of my desperate cock. He then started to pump in and out of me.

"Fuck that feels good."

"Your ass is so tight. I love it!"

He continued to thrust in and out of me while stroking my cock.

My stomach started to tighten once more, feeling my orgasm approaching.

"Carlisle, I'm going to come."

Carlisle pulled me up against his chest, thrusting into me faster and faster, while his ministrations on cock sped up also. He placed hot open mouth kisses up my neck to my mouth, pulling me in for a hot kiss.

"Come for me Charlie." He breathed into my mouth.

A few pumps later, I felt my ass muscles clench around Carlisle's dick as I came into his hand that cupped me. Carlisle soon followed after me, coming with a loud groan as his seed spilt into me.

We collapsed onto the floor, breathing heavily and sweaty. I shivered as I felt Carlisle place small kisses along my spine. He gently pulled out me, both of us groaning as the loss. I rolled over onto my front, completely spent. It had defiantly been too long. I looked over at Carlisle who was in the same position as me.

There was a sudden knock on the door. I gathered all my strength to jump up, throwing on my pants, forgoing my boxes and ran to the door without a shirt. I threw the door open, finding Esme Cullen stood there in all her gorgeousness.

"Esme."

She smile that warm caring smile.

"Hi Charlie." She gently cooed. "I was wondering if you had seen Carlisle." Her eyes sparkled with delight.

"Uhh..."

"Hey darling."

I turned around to see Carlisle fully dressed and walking towards his wife, taking her into his arms and placing a soft kiss on her lips.

"Thanks for the company Charlie, maybe we can do it some other time." He said with a wink before turning around and began walking towards the BMW parked across the street.

Esme turned around, giving me a cheeky smile.

"Now don't be a stranger Charlie. You must come and see me sometime, so we can have a nice little catch up."

She giggled slightly before turning back around and snuggling into Carlisle's chest. I stood there jaw slack, wide eyed, watching them as they climbed into the car and sped off down the street. I closed the door in a daze and walked into the living room, looking at my clothes that were thrown around the room. I sat down on the chair, still in shock.

What the HELL just happened?

BPOV

I was snuggling with Edward on the couch when Esme and Carlisle walked through the door, wrapped in each other's embrace, laughing to each other. I smiled at their affection towards each other. I would hope that Edward and I would be like that forever.

I felt Edward tense up beside me. I looked up at his face, looking at his parents in pure horror and slight disgust. He suddenly jumped from the couch.

"Uhhh!"

Carlisle and Esme stopped and stared at their youngest son, before bursting out in laugher. This seemed to disturbed Edward more! Edward squealed like a girl before he took off up the stairs screaming along the way.

"MY EYES! MY BRAIN! I NEED BLEACH! I'M GOING TO BE SICK. I CAN NEVER LOOK AT YOU TWO AGAIN!"

I laughed at his reaction, just because it was just too funny. Once I heard his door slam shut, I turned to my surrogate mother and father.

"What's the matter with him?"

Carlisle and Esme looked at each other before shrugging.

"YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW." Edward shouted down the stairs.

Esme and Carlisle looked at each other again and burst out laughing, running up the stairs and into their own room.

Wow, that was weird.

A/N: Sooooo what did you think ;) and I the only one who think that these to together is pretty hottttttt! Gotta love the moustache! :D

Sooo yeah REVIEW for me please. Thanks :D And I might write some more obscene one shots ;) I have a few in mind...or I could even write one when Charlie goes and visits Esme ;) Let me know what you think!

Lizzie xxxx