Rosalie's easy to annoy. It's easy when you have an extreme talent for being annoying and can see the future. It's especially easily when your name is Alice Cullen.

This is only my second fan-fic ever! Please read and enjoy!

Disclaimer: As much as I wish I never had and never will own Twilight or any of the characters. All rights belong to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer.

CHAPTER 1: Lalala I can't hear you.

"Lalala! I can't hear you." I put my hands over my ears and raced to my room before Rosalie could catch me. I slammed and locked the door and collapsed giggling on my bed. Rosalie was so funny when she was angry.

"ALICE CULLEN! If you don't come out here right now…"

"Lalala! I can't hear you!" I cut over Rosalie's voice and tuned out while she tried to bust down my door. I'm so glad that I had that reinforced steel door put in. it wouldn't keep her out forever but it would hold her for a while.



I trailed off. Oops. It wasn't Rosalie. It was Esme. I quickly ran outside and faced Esme and Rosalie.

"Alice Cullen present and accounted for."

"Alice. What did you do this time?" Esme asked sternly.

"Me? I didn't do anything."

"What did you do to Rosalie? And if you don't tell me she will and you'll be grounded. That'll mean no shopping trip this weekend."

Rosalie poked her tongue out at me from behind Esme's back. That bitch! She was blackmailing me.

"Well…" I twirled a longish piece of my hair round my finger.

"Cut the cute crap Alice. Get to the point."

"Ok ok. I kind of 'borrowed' that blue jumper she wears all the time and when I washed it for her I 'forgot' that it was wool and it kind of shrunk in the washer."

"Did you ask to borrow the jumper?" Esme asked me.

"Well…" this was the question I didn't want her to ask.

"No mum. She didn't. And it was my favourite jumper." Rosalie's words cut over me.

"Alice is this right?"

"Yes mum" I replied meekly.

"Ok both of you are grounded for a week."

"What the FUCK!" Rosalie screeched.

"Yes Rosalie. Your behaviour before was unacceptable. And the use of that language was too. You know your father and I don't approve as such words. Consider yourself lucky I don't give you two weeks."

I smirked. Punishment was so much sweeter when Rosalie's involved.

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