I'm so so so sorry! I haven't updated in ages because my computer got a virus and I had assignments and I was updating my other story… So I will make this chapter extra long to make up for it.

Disclaimer: I only own my random imagination, not Twilight…

Chapter 11: CARL!

"What have you got there Alice?" Jasper asked.

"It's a secret." Then I changed my mind. "Actually, it's a factor in my next dare. Carlisle? Truth or Dare?"

"I guess you already know." My adopted father replied.

"Okay!" I smiled brightly. I really was in a happy mood now. "I dare you to put on Carl, Emmett's old superhero suit, 'fly' to Jacobs and bring him and Nessie here while acting like a superhero!" I almost shouted the last bit. Carlisle rolled his eyes.

"Okay," he said unwillingly.

"CARL!" Emmett screamed and fell to my feet tugging at the piece of Lycra in my hands.

"Emmett get a grip of yourself." I tried to shake him off but he was holding on too tight.

"CARL!" Emmett screeched again.

"Rosalie! Get Emmett off me!" It was getting hard to breathe, not that I needed to, but though. Rosalie came into the room.

"Okay. Anybody who doesn't want to see this though shut your eyes."

I saw what she was gonna do and shut my eyes giggling.

"Emmett…" Rosalie said flirtatiously. Emmett looked in her direction and she lifted her shirt up. Flashed him fully. Emmett's eyes widened and he released me. He went over to Rosalie and hugged her.

"The power of the body." Rosalie looked at me and shrugged.

"Well I know who wears the pants in your relationship." I said.

"Or doesn't" Rosalie added under her breath. I rolled my eyes.

"Here you go Carlisle." I threw him the suit and he caught it.

Carlisle emerged from the hallway closet a couple of minutes later looking, well, obscene. The suit fitted him properly as opposed to how little of Emmett it covered.

"I'm ready to go." Carlisle announced while we were holding back giggles. He strode onto the street and did a fake superman run. The silver cape of the suit flew behind him.

We followed Carlisle down the road into Jacob's street where he and Nessie were. We got to their front door.

"To infinity and beyond!" Carlisle yelled knocking their front door open. 'Oops' I thought when I saw the scene. Nessie was sitting on Jacobs lap and they were making out. I laughed when Edward growled.

Jacob and Nessie broke apart embarrassed.

"Oops…" Nessie trailed away blushing. She squiggled to the other side of the couch.

"Carlisle what are you doing?" Jacob questioned.

"Saving the world from evil!" Carlisle shouted.

I was impressed. He really was taking this seriously. He picked up Nessie under his arm and she fitted quite well. She hadn't grown much more than me, which made it good for sharing clothes, but made her look even smaller under Jacobs near 7".

We followed them back to our house with Jacob in the rear. He would follow Nessie anywhere. Carlisle was first inside and before any of us had even sat down, he was in normal clothes. He shuddered.

"I don't know why Emmett has such an attachment to the thing. It is bloody uncomfortable." Carlisle shuddered again. "I'm just glad nobody from the hospitable saw."

"Okay! Back to business!" I yelled over the murmurs of the room. "It's Carlisle's turn to dare or truth somebody. Carlisle, over to you."

"Hmm…" Carlisle said rubbing his chin. "Jacob. Truth or dare?"

Jacob muttered something under his breath about not wanting to play with a bunch of leeches.

"Dare. Give me your worst." Jacob said sarcastically.

"Okay. I dare you to kiss Rosalie!"

Hisses came from everywhere in the room, the loudest from Rosalie.

"There is NO way I am kissing that disgusting mutt!"

"There is no way I'm kissing that psycho blonde!" Jacob and Rose said at the same time.

The next loudest hisses came from Emmett who was wearing Carl disturbingly, and Renesmee.

"Jacobs mine." She whined. Nessie pouted. Bella went and stood next to her, putting her arm around her.

"You don't wanna know where her mouth has been." Emmett warned. I shuddered at the mental image that created. Then I had a vision of what he was planning for her. If I could have I would have vomited.

"EMMETT!" I screeched. "Keep your disgusting plans to yourself."

"Sorry little sister. Just think of Edward and how he would see that." Then I looked over at Edward who was lying on the floor in shock. I giggled.

"Okay." Then we remembered the dare.

"Guys." I started. "They still have to do the dare."

The room was filled with an awkward silence.

"A gay baby was just born!"

We all glared at Emmett.

Did you like it? It was a bit longer than normal. Sorry for the cliffy but I just HAD to put that gag joke in. Anyway, I would like to get to 40 reviews before I do the next chapter.

Love and Twilight, MadTwilighter.