Disclaimer: I do not own any of the NCIS characters; I am just borrowing them for this story. May contain spanking or reference to spanking.

Summary: Sorry, there's no summary. Gibbs says I suck at summaries. (peeks over shoulder) However, think Gibbs in charge of NCIS fan fiction.

Special Note: The words in italics are the thoughts going on in my head.


About Time

Gibbs: *drawls* Sooo, Nicky, are we going to see Officer David featured in one of your stories soon?

Me: *scowling* I don't know, Gibbs. Maybe. Eventually, I suppose.

Gibbs: *rubs chin* Well, how about you make that sooner than later.

Me: *growling* I'll think about it and get back to you.

Gibbs: *scowls* How about you think about it now?

Me: *snarling* I said I'll get to it when I'm damn good and ready!

*** slight pause ***

Gibbs: *softly* You want to rethink that?

Me: *sarcastically* No! What's there to rethink? I said I'll get to it when I'm damn…

*** slightly longer pause ***

Gibbs: *thoughtfully* Hmm, that's what I thought you said.

Me: *gulping* Um, Gibbs, that didn't come out right. Can we start this conversation over?

Gibbs: *shakes his head* It's a little late for that, don't you think?

Me: *pleading* Please, Gibbs. It's been a long day. I wasn't thinking straight.

Gibbs: *nodding* You got that right. You definitely were not thinking.

Me: *sniffling* Are…Are you gonna…you know?

Gibbs: Am I what…going to spank you? (eyebrow raised) What do you think?

Me: *begging* Please, Gibbs. I'm really, really, really sorry. (throws self on Gibbs' mercy)

Gibbs: *sternly* I bet you are. And you're going to be a lot sorrier when I'm done.

Me: *pouting* That's so not fair. Tony and Ziva swear all the time.

Gibbs: *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* You, are not them, and don't change the subject.

Me: *sniffling* Right, boss. Sorry, boss. It won't happen again.

Gibbs: *sighing* Come here. (cuddles me in his lap) Let's watch some TV.

Hmmm, I wonder what we're going to watch. NCIS reruns? Hoorah!