Disclaimer: I do not own any of the NCIS characters; I am just borrowing them for this story. May contain spanking or reference to spanking.

Summary: Sorry, there's no summary. Gibbs says I suck at summaries. (peeks over shoulder) However, think Gibbs in charge of NCIS fan fiction.

Special Note: The words in italics are the thoughts going on in my head.

Not Fair

Gibbs: *glaring* So, Nicky, who is this Leanne person I'm just now hearing about?

Me: *gulping* Um, just someone I made up, really. *pouting* You wouldn't give me the name of that redhead you've been seeing…

Gibbs: *sternly* That's because it's none of your business, Nicky, who I'm seeing.

Me: *whining* I know, boss, but people have been asking, and I didn't have an answer.

Gibbs: *growling* So, you decided to poke into my personal life, without my permission. (arms folded across chest)

Me: *squirming* Um, maybe, sorta. (eyes widen as Gibbs advances in my direction) Boss, wait. It's not like that. It's fiction, remember?

Gibbs: *glaring* What's your point, Nicky?

Me: *stuttering* Um, just that it's fan fiction, boss. You do know what fan fiction is, right?

Gibbs: *barking* Nicky!

Me: *sniffling* Okay, okay, I was just asking. (backing away from Gibbs parental alpha-male thing going on)

Gibbs: *firmly* You know this doesn't mean you're off the hook. (backing me into a corner)

Me: *** Damn, how does he do that? ***

Me: *fidgeting* Why? What'd I do? *whining* Boss, that's not fair.

Gibbs: *scowling* Don't go there, Nicky. You knew how I'd react and you did it anyway.

Me: *sulkily* Yeah, well I didn't expect to get caught. (muttering under my breath)

Gibbs: (leans over to whisper in my ear) Ye-ah, well, them's the breaks, 's go.

Me: *sulking* Fine. (stomping my feet angrily)

Gibbs: (reaches behind me to land a mighty swat to my bottom) *SMACK!*

Me: OW! (trying to rub the sting out of my butt)

Gibbs: *SMACK!* *SMACK!* *SMACK!* (drags me over his knee)

Me: *sniffling* OW! OW! OW! (wriggling around) Damn it, Gibbs, that hurt!

Gibbs: *smirking* It's supposed to, Nicky. That's why it's called a spanking.

Me: *pouting* Can I get up now?

Gibbs: Nope. *SMACK!* *SMACK!* *SMACK!*

Me: *howling* Ow! *crying* Boss, pleeeease, I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

Gibbs: *sternly* It had better not, or next time you'll lose the pants. (stands me in a corner)

Me: Crap! I wonder if I should post the story with him and Abby. (trying to rub the sting out of my butt)

Me: *fidgeting and muttering* Sheesh! You'd think I was a five-year old and not a grown woman the way he acts. (rolling my eyes)

Gibbs: *smirking* I heard that.

Me: Aw, why not? (grins gleefully) Boy is he in for a surprise.