Disclaimer: I do not own any of the NCIS characters; I am just borrowing them for this story. May contain spanking or reference to spanking.
Summary: Sorry, there's no summary. Gibbs says I suck at summaries. (peeks over shoulder) However, think Gibbs in charge of NCIS fan fiction.
Special Note: The words in italics are the thoughts going on in my head.
Gibbs: *glaring* So, Nicky, who is this Leanne person I'm just now hearing about?
Me: *gulping* Um, just someone I made up, really. *pouting* You wouldn't give me the name of that redhead you've been seeing…
Gibbs: *sternly* That's because it's none of your business, Nicky, who I'm seeing.
Me: *whining* I know, boss, but people have been asking, and I didn't have an answer.
Gibbs: *growling* So, you decided to poke into my personal life, without my permission. (arms folded across chest)
Me: *squirming* Um, maybe, sorta. (eyes widen as Gibbs advances in my direction) Boss, wait. It's not like that. It's fiction, remember?
Gibbs: *glaring* What's your point, Nicky?
Me: *stuttering* Um, just that it's fan fiction, boss. You do know what fan fiction is, right?
Gibbs: *barking* Nicky!
Me: *sniffling* Okay, okay, I was just asking. (backing away from Gibbs parental alpha-male thing going on)
Gibbs: *firmly* You know this doesn't mean you're off the hook. (backing me into a corner)
Me: *** Damn, how does he do that? ***
Me: *fidgeting* Why? What'd I do? *whining* Boss, that's not fair.
Gibbs: *scowling* Don't go there, Nicky. You knew how I'd react and you did it anyway.
Me: *sulkily* Yeah, well I didn't expect to get caught. (muttering under my breath)
Gibbs: (leans over to whisper in my ear) Ye-ah, well, them's the breaks, 's go.
Me: *sulking* Fine. (stomping my feet angrily)
Gibbs: (reaches behind me to land a mighty swat to my bottom) *SMACK!*
Me: OW! (trying to rub the sting out of my butt)
Gibbs: *SMACK!* *SMACK!* *SMACK!* (drags me over his knee)
Me: *sniffling* OW! OW! OW! (wriggling around) Damn it, Gibbs, that hurt!
Gibbs: *smirking* It's supposed to, Nicky. That's why it's called a spanking.
Me: *pouting* Can I get up now?
Gibbs: Nope. *SMACK!* *SMACK!* *SMACK!*
Me: *howling* Ow! *crying* Boss, pleeeease, I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
Gibbs: *sternly* It had better not, or next time you'll lose the pants. (stands me in a corner)
Me: Crap! I wonder if I should post the story with him and Abby. (trying to rub the sting out of my butt)
Me: *fidgeting and muttering* Sheesh! You'd think I was a five-year old and not a grown woman the way he acts. (rolling my eyes)
Gibbs: *smirking* I heard that.
Me: Aw, why not? (grins gleefully) Boy is he in for a surprise.