108Twilight Chaos
This is dedicated to all my friends at role play...and is inspired by all those torturing and daring Fanfics i've read
Me: sup everyone?
Aro: where are we?
Me: at my house
Cauis: and what are we doing here?
Me: i kidnapped you! -smiles sweetly-
Heidi: kidnapped us? but why?
Me: cause I'm bored
Alec: taht's not a good excuse
Me: -fan girl squeals- Alec!
Alec: yes?
Me: i love you!
Jacob: awkward
Edward: very
Jane: listen, who ever you are-
Me: I'm Jessie
Edward: taht's not your real name
Me: shut up Edward!
Jane: -coughs for attention- Jessie! get us out of here or else!
Me: or else what?
Jane: Pain -glares at me-
-nothing happens
Jane: aaaaah! why won't it work?
Me: cause I'm the author and i don't want it to work -sticks out tongue-
Emmett: i dont get it
Me: well, Emmett, since I'm the one typing this story i have control over all of you -evil laugh- -coughs- i wonder how their evil laughs can last for so long
Aro: its quite simple -evil laugh for like 3 hours-
-everyone falls asleep-
Rosalie: we're vampires, we don't fall asleep
Seth: be quiet Rose! she's the author...and she's evil, don't make her mad!
Me: good boy Seth -gives Seth a bone-
Seth: i don't like bones
Me: i'm the author remember
Jane: you do know that you don't own Twilight right?
Me: sadly yes, Carlisle, will you do the disclaimer?
Carlsile: sure! Jessie doesn't own Twilight
Jasper: cause if she did own it
Emmett: we'd all be doomed! -runs around screaming like a little girl-
Rosalie :some man
Esme: I'm hungry
Rose: we don't eat
Esme: Jessie wants me to be hungry
Rose: -screams- am i the only sane person in this house!
Everyone: yup
Rose -growls-
Edward: -reads my mind- you're planning on leaving us here for ever?
Me: well, it seems like I'm going to be bored for ever, so yeah
Alice: -has a vision- yup she's right, she is gonna be bored for ever
Me: Alice look!
Alice: what? -looks around and sees an A
-owls see her and start attacking her-
Alice :aaaaaaaah!evil owls! help!
Owl: you and what army
Jacob and Edward: this army
-werewolves all transorm into chihuauas
-Cullens start dancing like maniacs, except for don't Alice-
Bella: what's going on?
Emmett: i I'mdon't know!
Jane: -laughs-
Me: -joins Jane with her laughing-
Alec: freaks
Me: i know
Alec: i was talking about you
Me: but you said freaks
Alec: so
Me: you added an S, and I'm only one person..didn't you go to school?
Alec: i did, but satying with you is just like living with a hundred freaks
Me: i thought you loved me!
Alec: i never said i did
Edward: -still dancing- you were thinking it
Alec: no i wasn't
Aro: aw, Alec has a crush
Caius: Crush, crush, crush, crush
-Everyone, except for me and Alec starts chanting Caius's song-
Me: idiots
-Cullens stop dancing- -wolves turn back into humans-
Me: ehy! how did you guys stop dancing?
Renesmee: i stole your key board -smiles innocently-
Me: but no one has the writing authorities except for me!
Nessie: not any more! -sticks out tongue-
Me: why you little-
Jacob: -coughs- what are you going to call her?
Me: -scared- angel! just adorable
Nessie: aw, thank you
Me: -snatches key board from Nessie-
Nessie: -pouts-
Edward: how could you be so heartless?
Me: how dare you call me heartless? -a cage falls through my room and on to Edward, and then it's lock suddenly locks itself-
Jane: creepy
Me: my roof!
Carlsile- goes inside cage- what am i doing here?
Me: i used my magic powers and pushed you in the cage so Edward wouldn't sufefr alone
Carlsile: oh, well taht's a reasonable explanation
Me: -smiles- i know
-everyone starts backing away from me and heads towards the door-
Me: where do you think you're going?
Jacob: back to La Push -Jacob starts walking towards cage- -he goes in side and locks the cage up and swallows the keys-
Me: not while i'm still alive!
Felix: that can be arranged
Jacob: why am i in a cage?
Me: cause you tried to escape
Jacob: i wasn't the only one! and i thought you loved me
Me: i love Carlisle too, but i felt like putting you in a cage so shut up!
Alec: i thought you loved me
Me: like you care
Alec: I do
Me: really?
Alec:no
-takes out lighter and starts to burn don'tAro's hair-
Aro: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! my wonderful hair! help me!
Alice: why are you burning Aro's hair
Me: -ignoring alice and looking at Alec- if you don't say you love me i'll burn Aro's hair
Alec: look, Jessie, they're running away!
Me: don't be silly, Aro's hair isn't gonna run away. now tell me you love me
Alec:not his hair! the others -points to escaping vamps and wolves-
Me: you guys! -points to escaping wolves and vamps (except for edward, carlisle, and Jacob)- get your butts over here!
-everyone returns-
Me: well that was easy
Aro: thank goodness she forgot about my hair
Alec: stupid master
Me: nah ill be kind today
Leah: why?
Me: i don't know, i guess i've had enough randomness for today..and this is enough for the readers to bear
Heidi? like, what readers?
Me:the ones taht are reading this fanfic
Marcus: fanfic?
Me: never mind
Alec: please readers..review!
Me: thank you alec!
Alec: i still don't love you though
Jane: -to Alec- you know what a fanfic is?
Emmett and Jasper: yes please review! or else we're doomed
Jane: how come i'm the only one taht doesn't knwo waht a fanfic is?
Me: jane, shut up!
Everyone (except Jane) :byeeeeeeeeeeeee
please review everyone, if i don't get reviews i won't continue :( and the characters will be doomed!
oh and if anyone would like to make an appearance just tell me ok