108Twilight Chaos 11
Isabella: hey guys!
Readers: hey Isabella!
Isabella: how ya doin'?
Readers: we're good
Isabella: well, that's nice to know *smiles*
Jazzy: where's Jessie?
Isabella: none of your business
Alice: aw! come on! tell us!
Isabella: what's the magic word?
Alice: please?
Isabella: wrong
Emmett: thank you!
Isabella: nope
Rosalie: will you just tell us where the freakin' psycopath is?
Isabella: go look in the mirror and you'll find out
Emmett: *laughs*
Alec: why do you guys care where she is? ...oh..and..she doesn't own Twilight...
Isabella: *gasp* she is one of your future wives!
Alec: she is?
Isabella: yes! Lorena's the other one..and so is Jessie's friend Jojo
Alec; ok..now..I'm scared..
Isabella: you should be
Seth: will you just tell us where she is?
Isabella: who are you talking about?
Seth: Jessie...
Isabella: what about her?
Seth: grr..where'd. she. go?
Isabella: OMG! Jessie left? how sad!
Edward: *bumps his head into a wall*
Wall: ok..now..I have had enough!
Aro: what do you mean my fellow wall?
Wall: you guys abuse me way too much! I'm going to Disney Land! *disappears*
Jacob: now we can escape! Freedom! *runs towards the place where the wall was but then bumps into another wall*
Nessie: you won't get to Hogwarts that way ya know...
Felix: yeah! this is how you go to Hogwarts! *eats a banana and disappears*
Isabella: My Jakey Poo!
Jake: my head!
Gianna: my Felix!
Me: My wall!
Everyone: Jessie!
Me; yes?
Bella: you're back!
Me: I am?
Esme: yes darling! *hugs me*
Me: okay? awkward...
Carlisle: where were you?
Me: uh..I don't know...
Jane: why are you so stupid?
Me: I don't know
Caius: how do you say 'Aro's an idiot with long ugly black hair and paper white skin that Bella thought would crumble if you touched it..even though Death note is awesome..which has nothing to do with Aro..and Jane loves Seth but is too shy to admit it..and Bella still likes Jacob..and Isabella should kill her for that and I am awesome and Alec likes you even though he's too stupid to admit it and that hikers look like frogs with bananas on their heads and that a clock is made out of flying pixies but no one but us two is stupid enough to know the truth about them and that closets have little alien monsters inside them that love tea parties and that'll hug when you meet them and that Mexican food is spicy' in Piearian?
Me: pie
Caius: OMG! you are awesome! I shall now crown you! *puts a pie on my head*
Me; yay! I'm a queen!
Everyone but Caius, paul, and I: O.o *stand in a line to take turns bumping their head into the new wall*
Paul: Piearian?
Caius: it's the language of pie
Paul: oh!
Caius: and now..since Jessie knew the answer to my question..I..the awesome and handsome Ciaus...declare her..not stupid!
*confetti magically falls out of the ceiling*
Me: wow...OMG! where's Felix?
Nessie: he went to Hogwarts
Me: awesome!
Nessie: I know!
Antonio: do you think they'll accept him there?
Me: we'll see..if he doesn't come after five seconds..then they've accepted him
*after five seconds*
felix: *walks in and throws his wizard hat on the floor and sulks in a corner*
Gianna: what's wrong love?
Felix: I got kicked out of hogwarts...
Me: why?
Felix; well..Hayley Hayley told me once that she wanted to pull Dumbledore's beard..I did that..and then..they kicked me out!
Me; how sad! so what if you pull someone's beard? Life..is so cruel...
Felix; I know! now leave me alone..I wanna sulk
Me: as you wish..
Felix: I do wish it...
Me: suit your self...
Rose: so..where were you?
Me: me?
Rose: no, my aunt Petunia
Emmett: isn't that Harry Potter's aunt?
Rose: *puts a hat on her head that says 'i give up'*
Emmett: what are you giving up?
Rose; finding any sanity in this house
Me; so sad *shakes head* anyways, guess who's here
Jake: scare me..
Me: Lord voldemort!
Aro; OMG! like really?
Me; like ya!
Aro; like awesome!
Me: like i know!
Voldermort: *walks in through the new wall* like ava kadavra!
Me : like what part of 'Jessie is the evil authoress that can control you' do you not like undertsand?
Voldemort: like nothing
Me: you're like so epic!
Edwrad: epic?
Me: I'm like trying to stop like saying awesome!
Carlisle: like cool!
Me: like, everything that I like do, is cool!
Carlisle: like totally!
Esme: dear, why are you liking?
carlisle: like cause like liking is like fun
Me: like totally
Voldemort: like ya
Me: like pie
the new wall: like awesome peoples
Salma: *walks thorugh the wall* like i'm here people!
Jacob: ok..so now everyone can walk thorugh the wall but me?
Isabella: that's cause you're like so like awesome!
Aro: OH MY GOD! I'M FEEL SO LIKE PRETTY..I MISS MY BUTTERFLIES *glares at Edward* YOU RUINED MY FAMILY OF BUTTERFLIES!
Isabella: OMG! Aro's like having a moment!
Caius: like weird
Salma: I LIKE LOVE EMMETT!
Sam: like why are you like screaming?
Salma: cause like Jessie had the like caps lock on when i like said that
Rose: keep away from my monkey man!
Everyone but rose: *gasps*
Rose: eh? what's wrong?
Voldemort: you like didnt' say like in your like sentence!
Me: like fail
Salma; like what?
Me; like i dont know, people say that when like uh..i don't know..people just say that
Salma: like neat
Seth: like Salma so like who are you?
Salma: I'm like Jessie's friend from the like real world
emmett: you mean the like world where gummy bears are like abiotic creatures and butterflies are like tiny insects?
Salma; like that's like the one
Jasper: *like gasps* I don't like believe it!
Alice; like I know! people like treat butterflies horribly in like the real world
Jasper; no, I mean like, Emmett said abiotic! I never knew he was like that smart!
Salma; like you're just jealous
Alec; like why would he be jealous?
Salma: like cause he isn't as awesome as Emmett
Me: Japser is like awesomer than Emmett
Salma: if he's so like awesome then why didn't take his like face?
Emmett: *in like shock* you like took my face?
Me; well, at my like friend's birthday party, her cake had the cullens on it-
Aro: like rubbish, the Volturi are like awesome-er than the Cullens
Me; like I know right? so..Salma's older sister Nada like wanted to take the piece with Emmett's face on it..but she was like full..so I took it for her *smiles*
Jake; so she likes Emmett?
Me; actually, she like loves you, but your face wasn't on the cake..
Salma: like freaks
Isabella: like, no one is gonna take my like Jakey-poo from like me!
Voldemrot: *laughs evilly*
Me; like why are you like laughing?
voldemort: i like videotaped you freaks and like put the video on like Youtube
Me: like awe- i mean like epic!
Seth: *opens Youtube* OMG! we got like 0 views!
Me: OMG! we are like epic!
Edward: 0 views means like no one watched it
Me: like how could they like watch it?
Edwrad: I'm like conffuzled
Me; it was a ninja video! see for like yourself *shows Edward the video*
Edward: like what? where are we?
Me: as I like said, it's a like ninja video, we're so ninjarific no one was able to see us!
Bella; like cool!
Voldemort: like i know!
Salma; *hugs Emmett* I like love you!
Emmett: like awwwwww!
Rose: grr
Me: *burns Edward's hair*
Eddy: like why did you do like that?
Me; cause like Gabi said she wanted to like burn your hair..but i forogt..so it's like burning like now
Carma: like cool! *dances around the burning Edward*
Voldemort: I'm like so bored..
Me; and I'm like sick *frowns* and my parents made me not go to school today..and I have like three quizes! grr
Alec: like so sad
Me: like I know! but we like gotta go now peoples!
Carlisle and Alec; like byeeeeeeeeez!
Salma: review or else I'll um..like make a crocodile eat you!
Me; she's not like kidding..or is she?
*scary and creepy music in the background*
Felix; the vampires are like attacking us!
Jane; *tortures Felix* you're a vampire you like idiot!
Caius: like bye like epic people!
sorry peoples for the like really short chapter..i got writer's block D: and i really am sick..so i can't think straight D:
Review!
Oh and I'm not making fun of anyone by the way, I say 'like' all the time :D
love, Jessie, your fav (don't deny it!) authoress~