5EMMETT'S PASTA:
Jacob's POV
" This dumb leech actually cook the pasta first and then put the boiling water next? " I thought. This eh Emmett guy was dumb, and I thought Embry was dumb. I saw as he struggled to read the instructions. I saw the instruction he was struggling to read "incorparate the pasta and the sauce together". Wow. I saw both Jasper and Edward laugh. I joined the laughter. Our laughter was interupted by a crash. This moron dropped the Ragu sauce. Wow Blondie did find her perfect match. They had alot of things in common. First of all they where both dumb, and secondly they were both concited. Lastly they were both jerks. I thouht about helping the poor guy but another thought came to my mind. I then phased and ran home. It was then that I thanked Billy for giving me a camera for my birthday.
Jasper's POV
I saw Emmett struggle he was put in charge by Rosalie to make Bella's lunch. I loved Bella's little critter for giving me entertainment. I saw Emmett pace. I felt his emotion. He felt panicky, scared he might burn down the house. I laughed as he constantly checked the spaghetti. He then reached for the Ragu sauce and burned himself. He cursed and dropped the Ragu sauce. He cursed Bella's name and began picking up his mess. He then proceeded to drain the pasta and ended up slipping on the uncleaned sauce. The pasta, and hot water landed on his face. He began screaming, his emotion was pain. Wow he must of really hated Bella's mom…
Edward's POV
" Darn I should really be checking up on Bella but seeing Emmett in pain was entertaining " I thought. I saw as he cursed Bella's mom for creating her. My eyes then proceeded to follow Emmett's body as he struggled to mop the floor. He wished he had a maid but knew Esme would tell him he was lazy. Also his thought were not so friendly about Bella. He was thinking on ways he could get revenge on Bella. His second attempt on pasta was worsted. He proceeded to boil the water, but left it boiling to long and the water evaporated. He must of forgot that the water evaporated because he threw the pasta on the empty pot and the pasta caught on fire. I saw panic in his eyes as the pot formed threw the pot on water and steam formed. "Oh Emmett can you get any dumber? Honestly what does Rosalie see in you?" I thought. " Thank you EJ or Renesmee for this fun entertainment "
Emmett's POV
" Fudge why does this always happen to me? I ruined Esme's favorite pot! Can't Bella skip lunch? Did I read the instructions right? That stupid Bella, that muth…" I stopped because I knew Edward would be listening to my thoughts. I wasn't dumb. I just have bad luck. Sure I broke somethings on my first try of making pasta. So what I almost burned down the house on my second attempt? I hated Bella right now, but she was my sister. I'm just doing this for Rosalie. I proceeded to go back to Esme's cookbook to try to make pasta again. I was having trouble reading the instructions. I gave up and got my laptop. I went to google and typed : Pasta recipes that have easy instructions and no hard labor. After 8 pages of links I gave up. I then tried yahoo with no luck. I was prepared to go to Panda Express and get Bella some chow-mien when a Bing commercial came out. I rushed to and I found an easy non-labor recipe and I was happy. I then got all the ingredients to make the pasta. Great! We had no more Ragu or pasta! I then rushe to the local store and got three different kinds of pasta and sauce. I then got a new mop, since I had broken the other one in frustration. I then paid my $17.89 and left home. Darn it Bella you owe me $17.89. I then turned on the stove and prayed that this time I was lucky. Third time is the charm right?