29Sorry for deleting my other wife swap really I mean I think this might be better than the other one plus I just finished the Harry Potter series and the other one just lost its spark for me and this one includes Nessie but she is as old as my OC Erin :D well I hope you like it!
Erin's POV
I was watching Wife Swap on USA on TV… I felt so bad for the families on the show, always one ended up looking like total idiots! It made me laugh so much!
Then an idea struck me, Wife Swap our family the Cullen's! I would really feel bad for the other mom, I wonder where she would be from… I should test this, EMMETT! I called into his thoughts, We're going to sign the family up for wife swap! I closed my shield around our minds so Edward wouldn't figure out what we were planning!
Emmett was running down the stairs to the living room, "Really!" he asked looking excited!
"DUH! I mean why shouldn't we I mean Jasper's got great control now, Nessie's stopped growing, and we all are like a normal- sort of- family." I responded jumping up from the couch. He nodded at my logic, I gestured over to the computer as I looked for a wife swap sign up sheet… got it!
I printed it out as Emmett had a huge grin planted on his face, I could see him shaking with excitement!
"Well here are the questions," I grabbed a pen and started answering while he looked over my shoulder.
Wife name, and age: Esme Cullen, age 29
Husband name, and age: Carlisle Cullen, age 30
Kids names, and ages: Edward Cullen age 18, Isabella Cullen age 18, Emmett Cullen age 18, Rosalie Cullen age 18, Jasper Cullen age 17, Alice Cullen age 17, Erin Cullen age 15, Renesmee Cullen age 15, Jacob Cullen age 19.
"Why did you add Jacob?" Emmett asked.
I gave him a look, "Well he spends a lot of time here and he is Nessie's boy friend so I guess that can make him apart of our family… get it?" he nodded his head.
Pets: a few wolves…
Crimes made:….. Not to many I think.
"Hum…. I think that's it…" I said looking at Emmett, he nodded looking at my answers. Then he sprinted away in search for an envelope and stamps. While he was gone I was admiring my work, then Edward walked into the room. He made a strange face… I looked into his mind, why can't I hear Erin or Emmett's thoughts? I smiled at him folding the piece of paper under the table.
"What's up Erin?" he asked not bothering to hide the fact that he was suspicious of us.
"Nothing much Eddie, just planning something with Emmett." he growled at the nickname, I rolled my eyes. "Just bug off you know you'll figure it out eventually. No sense in trying to break through my shield." I added feeling the slight pressure on my shield.
He sighed giving up. I smiled at my cleverness as Emmett ran into the room and slid the envelope with the stamp under the desk.
George Weasley's POV (a/n sorry but here is the HP part! Tell me if its good or not! My first HP anything!)
I watched on the Muggle TV a show called wife swap… idea!
"FRED!" I yelled! I heard him run down the stairs and walk up behind me, I turned around and looked at him, "Dear brother of mine, I have a prank we can not ignore!" I proclaimed, he started to look interested, "We are going to sign Harry and Ginny up for Wife Swap, the muggle TV show, where two wives from different families swap lives for two weeks! The first week it's the families normal rules then it's the wives normal house rules!"
"So you want to have Ginny our dear sister to go through the possible ciaos of another family for one week, and then have her attempt to control that family without using magic, unless there not a muggle family….!" Fred asked, I nodded slow and easily, "I love it! Great idea George!" he said high fiving me!
"C'mon I know where we can get the sign up sheet." we walked over to one of the computers the muggles invented. I copied off one of the sheet on a piece of parchment, and started to fill it out.
Wife name and age: Ginny Potter, age 30
Husband name and age: Harry Potter, age 31
Kids name(s), and age(s): James Potter age 12, Albus Potter age 11, Sirius Potter age 9.
Pet(s): 4 owls
Crime(s): none….
"Well that's the end… why would it have a crimes slot?" I asked, Fred shrugged his shoulders. "Well whatever, get a envelope and stamp from dads collection so we can mail this in the non-normal way." I said as Fred took off to the fire place to grab a stamp from dad.
Esme's POV
(a/n P.S. this is like two weeks later!)
I was reading my new gardening book when I heard the mail man drive up, I placed my book on the couch and walked to the mail box. The mail man just left as I opened the box and picked up all the letters.
Hum… this is strange…. There was a big yellow envelope with the words 'Wife Swap' on the front. I frowned at it as I ran into the house.
"Carlisle!" I called as I opened the letter. I heard him stop behind me.
"What's the matter sweetie?" he said looking over my shoulder looking at the piece of paper that I was clutching in my hand. "Wife Swap? Did you sign us up." I shook my head. I looked into his pale white face, his eyebrows were being pushed together in confusion and a little bit of anger.
"CHILDEREN GET DOWN HER NOW!" he shouted, bursting out in a way I Haven't seen in years.
I watched at the nervous kids shuffled down the stairs. Jasper and Alice were looking quite shocked, Emmett and Rosalie were both wearing there cloths either inside out or backwards, Bella was gripping a book in her hands hard, Edward was looking confused at Carlisle's sudden out burst.
Nessie was holding her brush looking as though she had only half of her bronze curls were tamed, Erin was squeezing Seth's arm so hard everything underneath her hand on his arm was turning blue.
"Which one of you signed our vampire, family up for wife swap!" Carlisle said from between his teeth. My gaze fell over them once more they were all looking around but Emmett looked more nervous then the rest of them.
"Emmett," I said gently, "Did you sign us up?" he started to look around the others, his gaze fell for a slight moment on Erin, I looked at her, she just seemed as mad at him as Carlisle is at all of them.
"Erin and I did it!" Emmett burst out, me and Carlisle were shocked, I mean we know Erin pulls a little prank every here and there, but this is not little!
"WHAT HAPPENED TO KEEPING YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT!" Erin yelled at Emmett lunging at him, luckily Seth caught her around her waist and held her back trying to avoid her thrashing arms. I guess then she gave up so she just sat and glared at him.
"So you both signed the family up for a tv show." Carlisle confirmed. The both nodded, Erin not taking her glare away from Emmett. I saw out of the corner of my eye Jasper high five Emmett. "Well there's no changing it now," Carlisle said strangely calm, I felt Jasper trying to calm him and me down. "it looks like Esme will be going to a family in… London!"
"Wow," Alice said, "Didn't see that one coming…" Nessie started laughing at the ironic-ness of it. "Well me and Erin will be keeping an eye on the future just in case." she said retreating to her room with Jasper tailing behind her. The same was with the others, I sat back and sighed, what am I going to do with my children? almost automatically Erin's voice broke into my head saying, give us lots of love and blame Emmett for signing you up for this! I chuckled.
Ginny Potter's POV! (a/n once again two weeks later!)
Me and Harry were driving in a car to the house with our fighting boys in the back, we had just picked them up from the Hogwarts Express, James had just come back from his second year and Albus just came back from his first.
"Well you were just lucky to get into Gryffindor!" James yelled at Albus, this was a argument going on for ages ever since Albus got into the same house as James, James has never stopped complaining about it.
"No I wasn't!" Albus yelled again, Harry sighed at the wheel.
"STOP FIGHTING!" he yelled, "You've been fighting about it for ages! When Sirius goes to school will you get mad at him if he gets into Gryffindor?" he asked looking back out of the rear view mirror.
"NO!"
"NO!" they both yelled at the same time, I sighed glaring at the road in front of us.
"Then why, James are you mad about Albus getting into Gryffindor?" Harry asked calmly. James seemed dumb struck.
"Dad? Why did people seem to think that our family was famous at the school?" Albus asked dropping the old fight. He looked at me and mouthed should I? I couldn't decide… I shook my head and mouthed when there older. he nodded.
"Well Albus, your father was one of the youngest Quidditch seekers. I was a seeker in my first year." he said, I sighed thinking he was going to really tell them why. Then I remembered when he got banned from Quidditch I had to fill in for him. I smiled.
We arrived at the house, the mail box looked full so as I got out I opened the box and grabbed a large yellow package. I looked on the front and it said 'Wife Swap.' I was shocked, what is wife swap, and why was this in our mail box?
"Harry?" I called, he walked up to me, looked over my shoulder looking at the parchment I was holding. I looked up, his eyebrows were scrunched together making his lightning shaped scar look all funny and even more zig-zagged.
"I don't think the boys would know about wife swap…" he said, realization seemed to hit him, "Call Fred and George!" I realized it too, the boys had signed us up for a prank! I was furious!
I ran into the house and grabbed a hand full of floo powder, "FRED, GEORGE, we need to talk to you!" I yelled as I threw the floo powder into the fire place. About 10 seconds later Fred popped out of the fire place with George on his heels.
"Yes Dear sister?" Fred said looking terrified.
"You rang?" George said looking just as scared.
"Did one of you sign me and my family on to a TV show called wife swap?" I said showing them the piece of parchment. There eyes widened, the made a dive for floo powder, then Harry appeared, with his wand raised.
"LEVICOPUS!" Harry shouted, then Fred and George were both suspended in air, by there ankles. Then I heard 3 muffled laughter's, I turned around and I saw, Sirius, James, and Albus laughing like a heard of hyenas! "Now," Harry said his wand still pointed at my brothers, "Why did you sign me and my family up for a TV show called wife swap?" he asked his eyes narrowing.
"Well, you see we haven't pulled a good prank like this for years! I mean the only people we can do it on is people who know the counter curse!" Fred explained, hastily.
"Oh dear chosen one from the years at school please put us down!" Moaned George, "we are getting bad head rushes!" he pleaded clasping his hands begging. Harry looked at me, I sighed and nodded.
"Liberacorpus," Harry said, they both fell to the floor but before they could move I shouted with my wand out, "Petrificus Totalus!" I used the body bind spell so I could walk up to them with out them squirming, "If you ever mention the chosen one again," I whispered into there ears, "You won't only be facing his wrath." I said.
"Release us sister!" Fred yelled.
"It was a mistake, won't happen again!" George yelled after.
"Fine," I said, " Finite Incantatum." there body bind was off then they scrambled into the pit and I handed them some floo powder and they were gone. "Come here." I said looking at my kids, they slowly and reluctantly came, "I want you to forget what they said about the chosen one." I said.
"Mummy!" whined Sirius, "Who was the chosen one?" he pleaded, giving me the puppy dog lip.
"Yeah, Mum who is it? Please tell me it wasn't that Malfoy git!" James pleaded imitating his youngest brother.
"Dad, you'll tell us right! And anyway Scorpius Malfoy, had mentioned something like that at school!" Albus said turning toward his father. When Harry made a move to tell them something I gave him a death glare, he stopped.
"Well your mum is giving me one of those looks so when your older you'll understand more." he said looking at the boys.
"How old must we be?" James said, Harry started thinking.
He crouched down and looked at them all, "When Sirius, here gets into his last year at Hogwarts." he said pointing a finger at the child. There were moans of no's and that's not fair but we weren't paying attention as we walked upstairs to think about how to explain what would happen next week.
How do you like it? Jeez tell me but don't be too mean about OOCness