Author's Note: I had Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" stuck in my head and this some how slipped in it's place. This is my first completed fan fic so please review. I have a Doctor Who, Back to the Future cross over that I'm working on so be on the look out for that.

The characters are your favorite Doctor and You! The Fan Girl

Fan Girl: Hey fellow fan girls, I know we've through so much together and I have something important to tell you.

I'm fucking Doctor Who!

Doctor: She's fucking Doctor Who

Fan Girl: I'm sorry but it true/I'm fucking Doctor Who

Doctor: She's fucking Doctor Who

Fan Girl: You wish that it was you/I'm fucking Doctor Who

Doctor: On the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door, in the pool, in the hall, up against the TARDIS wall

Fan Girl: I'm fucking Doctor Who

Doctor: She's fucking Doctor Who

Fan Girl: While you're drinkin' Iron Brew / I'm fucking Doctor Who

Doctor: She's fucking Doctor Who / Hey would like a Jelly Baby?

Fan Girl: Oh thanks.

Hey girls don't take it bad / Remember all the good times that we had / like the time we went to Comic Con and we got to see David Tennant and John Barrowman kiss

Doctor: She's fucking Doctor Who. Just ask Steven Moffat

Steven Moffat: BBC has confirmed that she is in fact fucking Doctor Who

Fan Girl: Remember when you were writing all those Doctor/Master lemon slashes? I was fucking Doctor Who

Doctor: Remember when you found out that the show was going to be filmed in your area and you stood in the freezing rain for 8 hours and all you got was a blurry picture of the back of a stunt double's head? She was DEFINITELY fucking Doctor Who

Fan Girl: Remember when I told you I was fucking Doctor Who? I was fucking Doctor Who

Doctor: She's fucking Doctor Who

Fan Girl: Well I hope that was clear. I hope we can all still be friends. If you have any questions feel free to message me and I'm sure I can get you pictures.

Doctor: Hey why don't we shut down your computer and let's go fuck Doctor Who