Hey again poeple who even bother to read this ^-^

Thank you- I'm not good at any of this so if you got any ideas you wouldn't mide telling me, then please do.

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Don't argue with an idiot,' they'll only drag you down to their level

"Allen I have something I need you to do," Lavi screamed

"Lavi, don't scream right next to my ear" Allen said while pushing his face away. He started patting Allen's head,"I didn't scream." "Yes you did." Allen said while swatting his heads away "Noooo," Lavi wined, "screaming is too girly!" "Lavi," he huffed, "why did you talk loudly into my ear."

"Glad you asked, you see i have something i want you to help me with." "No."

"Wait, Whaa, why!," he wined

Allen just stared.

"What" Lavi asked.

"Because Lavi," Allen started looking at his nails like they had the answers of the world,"everytime I 'help' you, I always end hurt, or something worse."

"You see this," Lavi held out a cookie, "Lenalee made these, do you want one?" He look over to Allen who was just drooling. "Uhh, yeah if you come with me I'll get them all to you." And so Lavi and Allen were off to another pointless day. Sorta.

later on

Allen was walking back and forth in front of Kanda's door, if I do this I might die, no i know I'm going to die. But I want those cookie, they smell so good, Allen checked to see if drool was on his chin, but what good would having cookie if I was dead. would God let me take the cookies with me?

Allen walked up to the door, prayed to God that he would live and knocked on the door. "Go away," was what he heard after. "Shut up, Bakanda, and open the door."

"What do you what," Allen didn't take a chance to look at him as he reached his hand out, keeping away from those eyes.

Those eyes. Those lifeless eyes. There're like a blackhole, they suck you in and then kill you. kill you! Maybe I'm over-reacting. somehow I get the feeling I'm not.

But nonetheless still reached and pulled the right side of his hair that was hanging . Allen risked a glance at kanda who had a tick forming under his eye, and those eyes-

Shaking his head get get rid of those thoughts, he took off running. "You're dead" Allen hear Kanda roar behind him. "I'm going to skin you alive." It was then that Allen thought maybe it is better if I just block out his yelling, rather then hear it and have nightmare for the next 2-5 months.

Those cookies better be worth this, what does Lavi even want me to do once I get Kanda on the roof. Did i do something to get him mad at me, and now he wants me dead? Oh God, please let me live.

Allen was still running like crazy down the halls, over this, over that, trying to get around people without getting slowed down nor getting them in the way of kanda, where he already knew had Mugan out and swinging around.

He could see the door to the roof, which will hopefully lead to freedom, with Kanda only a few feet away with mugan.

He threw open the door and then a frying pan came swinging just a hair above his head, this is the only time that Allen was proud to be short, and knock Kanda right in the face. You could hear a creak from when it hit his nose, but strangly enough he wasn't, or should i say his nose, was not bleeding in the slightest bit.

"Great job Allen, it worked!" Lavi Patted his head while dropping the cookies in his lap, from where he fell down, being to tried to get stand up.

Allen looked up to see Lavi wrapping rope around Kanda, "uhhh, I know I'm going to regret asking this, but what are you doing?"

"You see Kanda never lets me touch his hair" Lavi, without looking up from the knot he was making, "Sooo, now that I got him right here, I can all I want not"

"LAVI," Allen cried "you made me risk my life so you could play with some hair!" Allen was so mad he could punch Lavi off this building without feeling the slightest guild later on.

"But, allen, it not 'some hair', it;s kanda's" Lavi all but wined, again. Allen could almost cry because of how stupid Lavi was. But he let it go, he got his cookie, that's all that mattered. He can deal and Lavi's stupidity, Kanda's wrath, and bathe in Lenalee's wonderful smelling cookies.

"WHAT, Lavi these are horrible!" allen screamed while spiting them out.

"Yeah i know, All Lenalady's cooking smells good, but she really suck it at though."


That's it.