5Randomness on Wumpa Island
Chapter 1: The Kiss
It was a cool night on Wumpa Island, Coco, Crunch, and Aku Aku were fast asleep, but Crash was tossing and turning in his sleep. He woke up with a shock; he had had the worst dream ever something about a kiss, though now it was at the back of his mind. He walked down stairs and looked in the fridge, there was nothing in there.
"Damn it," he thought. "Just f*cking damn it!"
Crash walked outside and he saw the most peculiar site. A figure was on the beach. "Crying?" Crash wondered. Crash walked up to the figure, and it turned out to be...
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The produces shoot me a "if-you-don't-get- on-with-it-we-will-fire-you-and-hire-some-else" look.
Fine
CORTEX!
"Vada vaha?" Crash asked which meant. What are you doing here?
Cortex turned his big square head around and went "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S CRASH HE'S COME TO BASH ME UP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He then ran all over the island. Literally. After he finished running around the island he came up to Crash and asked.
"What do YOU want?"
Crash repeated what he said one week ago. Yes, it took Cortex a whole week for him to run around Wumpa Island, get over it.
"Oh, you see I was cowering and hiding on the beach because the N-Team kicked me out of the Castle, MY Castle to be exact."
"Badava?" Which meant How come?
"Because they were annoyed with me failing all the time," just then Cortex broke out into a furious amount of sobs and wails. When he was finished Crash said "waba." Which meant Wait here.
5 minutes later Crash came out of the forest carrying two Wumpa fruit, but just as Crash reached Cortex, he tripped over his shoe laces and went crashing lip first into Cortex's lips, and just as they locked lips a white flash illuminated the whole beach and then the N-team came out of the bushes holding a digital camera. "Oh, Cortex I see you and Crash are swapping saliva" Nina remarked, and the rest of the N-team burst out laughing.
"Cortex and Crash sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G," N. Gin sang "umm how does the rest of the song go?" he asked N. Tropy. N. Tropy wacked his hand into his forehead but it was the hand that the camera was holding, and when he wacked his head the camera went off and the flash made him dizzy and he went head first into a tree, knocking him out. Any way while this was happening Cortex threw the now sleeping Crash with such force that he ended up on the door step of his house.
"WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING?" Cortex yelled
The N-team stoped laughing as soon as Cortex finished. N. Brio was the first to speak.
"We were going to take a picture of you kissing Crash and then put it on your Facebook page"
"You fool!" Nina said, "Why'd you tell him that? Do you want him to kill us all?"
"Neo can't even kill a mindless bandicoot; you think he can kill us?"
"True, true." Nina said
"You fool, I don't even have a facebook page" Cortex told them.
Then N. Tropy woke up "Well we would have made one for you."
Then the beach was then illuminated with red and blue flashes and a copper came out of a boat.
"You five are under arrest for identity theft or something, I don't know I only singed up yesterday"
"Me?" Cortex asked "I was the victim here!"
"Too bad," The cop said, "just get in the boat with the others."
"Fine," said Cortex, as they began the journey to the Jail.
So that's that, the first Chapter of Randomness On Wumpa Island. The first one to Review gets to choose what the next Chapter will be about, so review. Also I'm not that much of a writer so if you can give me any tips on grammar and stuff it would be greatly appreciated. Also this is my first story on this site. YAY!
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