Chapter One

A/N: I do not own the Harry Potter Characters OR A Very Potter Musical

Also, all the characters have been transported to Hermione's house, so there can be electricity.

Harry and Ron were lounging around one fine summer afternoon, attempting to do their potions essay when really they were just doodling and wondering if they could copy off Hermione's when suddenly they found themselves sitting next to her.

"Hermione, what are you doing here?" Harry asked.

"What am I doing here? It's my house." Hermione exclaimed. "I should be asking what are you doing here."

Before Harry could respond, there were six more flashes of light and out came Ginny, Sirius, Lupin, Dumbledore, Snape, Malfoy, Cedric, and Cho.

"Malfoy, what are you doing in my house?" Hermione cried, forgetting that she had asked Harry that same question a few seconds ago. Harry felt his stomach flip at the sight of Cho and really hoped they wouldn't be reading a book about his life. Really, that had been happening a lot lately. It was getting repetitive.

"How should I know, mudblood?" Malfoy sneered. "And why am I the only one who was questioned? Diggory or Chang certainly don't know you well enough to come to your house. Professor Snape and Dumbledore don't go to their students homes."

"Because you're an annoying little git, that's why Malfoy." Ron snapped. Suddenly, a note floated down from the sky and landed on Cedric's head.

Hello people of Hogwarts!

You may be wondering why you've all landed in Ms. Granger's living room instead of enjoying a post Quiditch World Cup summer's afternoon. Well, let me explain. No that will take too long, let me sum up. Here in the muggle world, there is this book series about Harry that some woman named JK Rowling wrote. Well, it became extremely popular and some muggle teenagers decided to write a musical called A Very Potter Musical. You can only see it online, so that's why you're in a muggle house.


After reading the note, Harry sighed.

"Guess I'll never get a break, will I?"

Ron laughed.


Sirius and Ginny both laughed along with Ron while Remus pulled up the website that was listed on the note.

"Here, professor. Let me hook it up to the TV." Hermione said and, to all the Purebloods amazement, hooked the computer to the television.

"Now, lets watch." Cedric said, excited to see what muggles thought their life was like. The musical started with some dude sitting on a box, occasionally flipping his hair.

"Guess that's Potter." Malfoy muttered.


"Underneath these stairs I hear the sneers and feel glares of my cousin, my uncle and my aunt."

"Why would you be under the stairs, Harry?" Sirius asked. Remus frowned.

"I don't know?"

"Can't believe how cruel they are and it stings my lighting scar to know that they'll never ever give me what I want."

"Spoiled little…." Snape muttered.

"I know I don't deserve these stupid rules made by the Dursleys here on Privet drive."

"Got that right." Harry and Ron muttered.

"Can't take all of these muggles, but despite all of my struggles, I'm still alive."

"Dramatic much, Harry?" Hermione grinned.

"Like father like son." Sirius chimed in before Harry could answer.

"I'm sick of summer and this waiting around. Man, its September, and I'm skipping this town Hey It's no mystery, there's nothing here for me now"

"Man, the kid playing you sure can sing," Cho said.

Harry felt his stomach flip.

"I gotta get back to Hogwarts, I gotta get back to school. Gotta get myself to Hogwarts, where everybody knows I'm cool."

The trio, Ginny and Sirius laughed.

"Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts, to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts. It's all that I love, and it's all that I need. HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, I think I'm going back"

Everyone looked over at Harry, who had been humming along.

"What, it's catchy." he said, when he noticed everyone's looks.

"I'll see my friends, gonna laugh 'til we cry take my Firebolt, gonna take to the sky NO WAY this year anyone's gonna die, and it's gonna be totally awesome"

"Well, that's morbid." Cedric said.

"Flying…" Harry almost drooled at the thought.

"Ugh, moving on." Hermione said, as it was her who Harry was drooling on.

"I'll cast some spells, with a flick of my wand defeat the dark arts, yeah bring it on! and do it all with my best friend Ron, 'cuz together we're totally awesome"

"ME!" Ron shouted.

"Again, the actor playing you, Harry, has some very either huge death wishes or plain morbid thoughts." Cedric said again.

"Yeah, and it's gonna be totally awesome! Did somebody say Ron Weasley?"

"No, Weasel. No one said your full name."

"Oh, shut up Malfoy."

"It's been so long, but we're going back don't go for work, don't go there for class"

Ron ducked down besides Harry to avoid Hermione's glare, Dumbledore just chuckled.

HARRY: "As long as were together-"

RON: - "gonna kick some ass"

HARRY & RON: " ... and its gonna be totally awesome! This year we'll take everybody by storm, stay up all night, sneak out of our dorm"

"Wow, that's accurate."

"Again, shut up Malfoy."

HERMIONE: "but let's not forget that we need to perform well in class if we want to pass our OWLS!"

Hermione glared at the TV when her character showed up. Why was it that she got the somewhat frumpy character, while the boys got good looking ones?

HERMIONE: "I may be frumpy, but I'm super smart check out my grades, they're "A's" for a start what I lack in looks well I make up in heart, and well guys, yeah, that's totally awesome"

"I'm not frumpy!"

"Yeah, you are."

"Shut it Malfoy. Don't make me slap you again."


"This year I plan to study a lot..."

"And that's different from any other year because…?" Harry asked his friend.

Hermione just glared.

RON: "that would be cool if you were actually hot"


"Merlin, Hermione." Harry muttered, rubbing his ear. "I'm too young to go deaf."

HARRY: "hey Ron, come on, we're the only friends that she's got!"

The glare of death moved on to Harry.

RON: "and that's cool..."

HERMIONE: "... and that's totally awesome"

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE: "yeah it's so cool, and it's totally awesome!"

"Umm? Fair warning. If you three start to sing at school, I will hurt you."

"Fair enough Malfoy."

"We're sick of summer and this waiting around it's like we're sitting in the lost and found don't take no sorcery for anyone to see how..."

Now Cho and Cedric were humming along with Harry.

"We gotta get back to Hogwarts ! We gotta get back to school we gotta get back to Hogwarts ! Where everything is magic-cooooool"

"Couldn't find anything else to rhyme with school?" Cho asked.

"It's not really them." Ginny glared.

EVERYONE: "Back to wizards and witches, and magical beasts To goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts It's all that I love, and it's all that I need at HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS!"

"Where'd all those people come from?"

HARRY, RON, HERMIONE: - I think we're going back..."

"Next clip!"

"Calm down Sirius!" Hermione laughed as she clicked the next clip.

A/N: Alright, I'm new to the Potter Musical scene, so just review and tell me what you think.

Pigfarts is next! And Malfoy!