38Hey hey heyy BTW I want a shnook!
So we were on the beach with towles draped over us when Edward startes screaming "Noo! Hannah Montana overload! MY BRAIN!"
"Edward? Darling? Are you alright?"
"he keeps signing hannah montana songsand when he finally shuts up, he starts mentaly singing Hannah Montana Songs!"
"Oh, umm I don't know what to say..." Suddenly Emmett ran up with a blonde wig on and was singing Best of Both worlds. Rose stood up and cracked her steel knuckles. Emmett's singing slowed down slowly, and he looked scared.
Rose charged at him, and he started screaming "Holy crap! Roseilla is after me!"
"Emmett have you gone crazy?" She snarled "I hate that wanna be me!"
"No, babe! She was just on TV!"
"tsk tsk, stop making up stories! You stole meds out of Carlisle`s medicine cabinet didn't you? DIDNT YOU?"
"No! Believe me!"
Edward's POV (3 hrs Later)
suddenly my phone rang with Suddenly I See, and I immediately knew it was Alice.
"Yes Alice?"
"Um, I think Bella has gone crazy"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, she went hunting with Emmett and when she came back she was just...wacked"
"Where is she?" I asked calmly, trying to keep my temper under control
"Out back"
"IM ON MY WAY!" I ran out the door to the back and looked around, seeing no one. As he turned a blur of brown and white and green leaped onto his back.
"Eddie! Hey hey hey hey hi hi hi hi hey hey hey hey hi hi hi hi! OME OME OME OME OME!
"love calm down please?" I pleaded "Emmett!" He came strolling out of the house casually
"Yesssss Edwirdo?"
"What did you do to her?"
"..."
"Bella what did he do to you?" She looked at me and smiled brightly.
""(Gave me lion blood mixed with Monster) I roared and went to strangle him when she jumped up and hugged him.
"Emmett!...Eeew Em you stink" she ran off and came back with liquid soap "Need soap?" she giggles, and throws it at him brutally.
"Ow Bella? Wats your problem?"
"Hahahahhahaha" she laughed maniacally "No one can catch me now! Waaaaait! Lets play karaoke! (I know we did this a few chaps ago, but I love Cullen karaoke! )
Everyone on the island including me yelled "OK!"
"now, here are the rules. The first songs you sing have to be randomly chosen lovey dovey duets. Then you may sing any song. Can be random or chosen your significant other. OK? Here we go! Everybody put your names in"
Bella`s PoV
finally my Monster rush was done. And isnt that a relief! I walked around with a hat as the couples name cards were thrown in. I reached in and pulled out a random piece of white construction paper with Emmett and Rosalie written on it. "Em and Rose." They stood and smiled. They strutted over to the stage, with Rosalie dressed in a flirty flower print strapless dress and floral leaf black flats. Emmett was just in tan cargo shorts and a white FOX shirt.
Rose: Don't go breaking my heart
Em: I couldn't if I tried
Rose: Honey if I get restless
Em: Baby you're not that kind
Em: Don't go breaking my heart
Rose: You take the weight off me
Em: Honey when you knock on my door
Rose: I gave you my key
Em:Nobody knows it
Rose: When I was down
Em: I was your clown
Rose: Nobody knows it
Em:Right from the start
Rose:I gave you my heart
Em:I gave you my heart
Em:So don't go breaking my heart
Rose:I won't go breaking your heart
Em: Don't go breaking my heart
Rose:And nobody told us
`Cause nobody showed us
Em:And now it's up to us babe
I think we can make it
Rose:So don't misunderstand me
Em:You put the light in my life
Rose:You put the sparks to the flame
Em and Rose:I've got your heart in my sights
We all clapped and hooted and hollered. "now time for us to vote!" We all grabbed a white board and wrote our score for them. I gave a 8.8, Edward gave a 8.8 (funny he would agree with me :) Jasper gave a 9, and Alice gave a 8.9. "OK! Next to go is... Me and Edward! Ooooooooh..." I trailed off realizing it was us. "Um mm can we have a moment? I need to get changed" I ran up the stairs to our bathroom, and looked in the mirror. I saw my almost gone hair color and wished it was brighter and colored in white pink and bronze, and the most amazing thing happened...IT DID! I smiled and got changed into a silver leather jacket, black tank top, black skinny jeans, silver heal sandal things, black headband with silver gems on it, a silver rose ring, and a silver and black music note ring.
I walked down the stairs, enjoying the gaping of there mouths as they took in my new look. I strutted over to the stage, pulling a wondering Edward by the collar. We stood at the mics and the music started.
Edward: We were sittin' up there on your momma's roof
Talkin' bout everything under the moon
With the smell of honeysuckle and your perfume
All I could think about was my next move
Oh, but you were so shy and so was I
Maybe that's why it was so hard to believe
When you smiled and said to me...
Bella: Are you gonna kiss me or not
Are we gonna do this or what
I think you know I like you a lot
But you're 'bout to miss your shot
Are you gonna kiss me or not
Edward: It was the best dang kiss that I'd ever had
Except for that long one after that
And I knew if I wanted this thing to last
Sooner or later I'd have to ask
For your hand
So I took a chance
Bought a wedding band
And I got down on one knee
And you smiled and said to me
Bella: Are you gonna kiss me or not
Are we gonna do this or what
I think you know I love you a lot
I think we've got a real good shot
Are you gonna kiss me or not
Edward:So, we planned it all out for the middle of June
From the wedding cake to the honeymoon
And your momma cried when you walked down the aisle
When the preacher man said say I Do
I did, and you did, too
Then I lifted that veil and saw your pretty smile
And I said...
Edward: Are you gonna kiss me or not
Bella:Are we gonna do this or what
Look at all the love that we've got
And it ain't never gonna stop
Both: Are you gonna kiss me or not
Bella: Yeah baby I love you a lot
I really think we've got a shot
Are you gonna kiss me or not
"So" I whispered "are you gonna kiss me or not?" He leanded down and pressed his lips to mine. He smiled against my lips, and then stood back up. "ok, what are our votes?" Rose gave a 9 , Emmett gave 8.9, Jasper gave a 10, and Alice gave a 9.9.
We walked back to our seats and watched as Alice and Jasper started up to take their turn. Alice ajusted the microphone to her...shorter hight, and Jasper adjusted his to his super tall person hight.
Alice: My heart has a right,
Jasper: Love lives in your eyes
Alice: And I need to know
What you see in mine.
I've been shattered and healed
Searching for something that's real,
Jasper: Where do you stand? How do you feel?
Both: If I run, will you run after me?
If I walk, will you wait patiently?
If I fall, will you have sympathy?
If I run, if I run
Will you run after me?
Alice:I've dreamed of a place,
Of white satin and lace,
Jasper: Black on a tie,
Alice: And cake on my face,
Jasper: Wicker rocking chairs,
Alice: Salt and peppered hair,
Jasper: When that day comes round
Alice: Will you still be there?
Both: If I run, will you run after me?
If I walk, will you wait patiently?
If I fall, will you have sympathy?
If I run, if I run
Will you run after me?
Alice: Ooh yeah
Both: If I run, oh if I, if I, if I run,
If I run, will you run after me?
If I walk, will you wait patiently?
If I fall, will you have sympathy?
If I run, If I run, If I run, If I run,
If I run, will you run after me?
If I walk, will you wait patiently?
If I fall, will you have sympathy?
If I run, If I run,
Jasper: Will you run after me?
Alice: Ooh yeah
Alice: Ooh my heart has a right.
Immidatly I stood and held up my card. It said 9.9, Edward`s said 8.9, Rose`s said 9.8 and Emmett`s said 7.9. I soon started counting the points up. Em and Rose`s equaled 35.5, ours equaled 37.8, and Alice and Jasper`s equaled 36.5. "OME Yaaaaay!" I sqealed, and Jumped on Edward and kissed his face all over. AAAAHHH! I love this family with all I have :D
Sorry I havent updated in a while. I have some writers block, and I can only get ahold of my beta xXwolfgirlXx sometimes. (HI SHANNON!) :D IF ya`ll have any iideas for the next chap, please say something!