6A/N: Hey. This is just a random crack fic I wrote to try to cure my writers block
Disclaimer: I do not own death note or skittles.
Warning: Crack, OOC-ness and rabid fan girls.
It was an average day at the supermarket for Froggy, well it was average until she got to the check out. There was a boy, couldn't have been older than 18, who had perfect brown hair, a dazzling smile and chocolate brown eyes. She chose the check out that the man was working at, but that was her first mistake. As the boys scanning her items, he suddenly stopped.
"Oh, no. Could you live with out this cake, or go to a different check out." He asked. Shock appeared on froggy's face, for he had just asked the unthinkable.
"NO! I cannot live with out cake, I don't think anyone can" Was Froggy's response.
"It's just a week…" He tried to reason, but the girl interrupted him, knowing she could not do the impossible
"No one can live without cake, It's a known fact. So just scan the barcode"
"Cake's don't have barcode's." The boy pointed out
"WELL, THAN CALL THE PERSON THAT CAN GET ME MY CAKE" Froggy yelled, starting to get more than a little impatient.
The boy sighed, hoping he wouldn't have to do this. "Manager to check out three" He called. Froggy did not expect to see who she saw. She did not expect a giant Panda to come to the check out.
"Yes" Said the panda in monotone.
Froggy was, once again, in shock. "How much does this cake cost." The boy asked the panda, while pointing to the cake which contained strawberry jam and pink icing.
"Hmm" It replied, examining the cake. "Well, due to the size, shape texture and…" He took a bite out of the cake. "… taste, I would say this is an own brand strawberry sponge cake, so" Munch munch (poor cake) "It will cost £2.99"
"Okay" The boy agreed and turned to the girl who had turned from shocked to anger. Said girl was staring at a small pile of crumbs that was once her magnificent cake.
"I'm. not. Paying. For. That." The girl stated.
"Yes you are…" The panda started, only for Froggy to jump on the poor panda bear yelling
"I AM NOT PAYING FOR YOUR LUN…" To the girls surprise, the panda's head came of (Poor Froggy, what a day she has had. I feel sorry for her, don't you dear readers) to reveal a man who looked a lot like a panda. "Hey, aren't you that L guy…" Froggy started to ask, only for very high pitched screams to interrupt her. Then Panda/panda man/L ran of, hundreds of rabid fan girls chasing after him.
"Hey, that must mean your Light." She stated and waited for the fan girls.
Nothing.
"Lol, you have no fans" Froggy started laughing at Light, who started crying.
"Teach you for being Kira." Froggy said, after she had finished laughing.
Just then, from nowhere, someone shouted "I knew it!" Then light stopped crying and smiled at the view outside.
" I have fans".
"Not exactly" Froggy said, pointing to the Kira haters. "Let's get him" One yelled and they all started chasing Imagay. With that, Froggy had had enough mad-ness today and abandoned her shopping. As she walked outside, it started raining skittles. "Everything is back to normal" She smiled and walked home.
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