34As requested, I did another list! Now it's our beloved Alex's turn -cackles-
How to annoy an Alex
1) Show her what Galex is.
2) Show Gene what Galex is.
3) Lock them in his office with several pages of even more Galex.
4) Call her 'The Almighty Fun-Killer'
5) Get the whole of CID to call her that too.
6) Make up rumours about her and Ray.
7) Whenever somthing from the future comes on the telly, yawn and switch it over.
8) Insist that it's all getting a bit same-y.
9) Burn the entire contents of her wardrobe.
10) Let Gene pick out her new clothes.
11) Holy mother of Jesus, that is evil.
12) Put Luigi's pasta in the pockets of her white leather jacket.
13) Pin one of her bra's to the door to Gene's office.
14) Join forces with Ray and spread reasons how it got up there.
15) Ask her if she's hooked up with Gene.
16) Ask her if she's hooked up with Keats.
17) Say, 'For someone that always dresses like a tart, your private life is exsteamly boring'
18) Everytime she pours herself a glass of wine, yell 'Don't worry Alex's liver, I'll save you!' and throw the glass across the room.
19) Aim for Keats if possible and blame it on her.
20) Warn her that if she does hook up with Keats, he is actually Satan himself and it would be a tad bit tense if they broke up.
21) Laugh and say 'Only joking, we all know your already with Gene'
22) Insist you've got a load of Galex supporters on FanFiction so she can''t deniy it.
23) If she tries to anylise you, jump up and down and insist your a bright green post-it note.
24) She'll probbably try and get you some prescription pills after that. Plant them on her desk to make her look like an addict.
25) Write the number twenty five on some bright green post-it notes and put them al laround her desk.
26) Everytime she mentions Phycology, throw your hands in the air and yell 'It's pyciatry!'
27) Replace the post-it notes with ones that say 'The Almighty Fun-Killer'
28) Every five seconds state 'Gene's staring at your arse again'
29) Followed by 'Now Keats is joining in'
30) Say 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!' whenever she finshes a sentence.
Ta-da? Tell me what you think guys, I think I rushed it a little :/