Well, this is it! My 24 hours (with an eleven hour break, which is disappointing) are finally up! I am NEVER doing this again! (And having said that, I know I will.) Somehow, along the way, I ended up with 25 chapters. Oh well! Thanks to everyone who have been following me:

JustinneXD

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And of course, charcoalbrumby, the initiator! Now, on with the bashing of Percy Ignatius Weasley!

Percy Weasley was very cheerful today. Why? The Minister of Magic, Fudge, had asked to see him.

The Minister! Seeing Percy Weasley! Percy straightened his robes and adjusted his horn-rimmed glasses, trying to look as smart as he could before he entered the Minister's office.

"Ah, Weatherby. Come on in." Percy winced at the wrong name, but entered anyway.

Fudge surveyed the red-haired worker before him and sighed. He said, "Weatherby, I must inform you that you are fired from the Ministry of Magic."

Percy seemed to start choking, and Fudge hurriedly reassured him, "Not that your work has been insufficient, Weatherby. You are just a bit… ah… overenthusiastic. Your fellow workers are greatly aggravated by you."

When Percy still showed no signs of recovery, Fudge sighed and ordered his assistant, "Take him to St Mungos. Tell them that he's in shock after losing his job."

The Minister of Magic leaned back in his comfortable chair and smiled. Now he wouldn't have to put up with that annoying suck-up anymore!

Once again, thanks to everybody! Have a nice night, or day, and remember that sleep is the best thing on Earth! *yawn*