I'm so so so so so soso osooosososoosoos SOORRY for the latest update EVA. I bet you forgot about this loser... :'(


Oh, WOW! Thank you ALL for all the positive feedback. I didn't think this would be popular with just the first chapter! :D I guess the world loves IchiRuki a lot!

Umm, also, all the chapters aren't gonna be related to eachother. All are different, so don't be confused.

I love you all because you reviewed, and I'm gonna pick a random reviewer... frejalou!

Thank you all, again, for story-alerts, reviews, favorites, and checking out other stories! Maybe you'll be the next "Chosen One" like frejalou? :D

Keep on reading...

Disclaimer: Doesn't pwn- I mean own.

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1. Rukia Kucheeky commented on your status.

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Ichigo Kurosaki- feels desperate for a girlfriend.

6,099 thumbs ups and 27 comments:

Orihime Inoue- I'll be your girlfriend!

Tatsuki Haha- NO WAY! Let ME be his gf!

Random Fangirl- Nooo! I AM THE HOTTEST! X-(

Nel- Back off! Wishigoww's MINE! [A/N: Translates to 'Ichigo' in Nel language.]

Soi Fong- What? No! He's too young for you!

Kon- hes not 2 yung 4 meh ;)

Rangiku Matsumoto- OK, girls, chill. There are PLENTY of men out there. And second of all, (I'd think we'd all agree on this one), Ichigo, if I were you, DELETE KON AS A FRIEND.

Ichigo Kurosaki- Oh, har, har, Rangiku. You're just jealous that I have so many fangirls, and you don't.

Gin Ichimaru- Rangiku has fangirls? U meanz fanboys

Ichigo Kurosaki- No, waddya talking about? Rangiku's actually a man that had b00bs.

Rangiku Matsumoto- WHAT THE HELL, ICHIGO? !$#%!^%!%%$#^!~~!

Gin Ichimaru- Don't say that about my gf!

Orihime Inoue-

Orihime Inoue- Ichigo's mine! I called it FIRST!

Random Fangirl- Ichigo's MINE!

Rangiku Matsumoto- GIRLS! Didn't I tell you about something called 'IchiRuki FTW'?

Random Fangirl- Pshhh, I call it 'IchiRuki WTF'!

Rukia Kucheeky- Wooow. VERY mature, Rangeeky. 'IchiRuki FTW'? I would never go out with that.

Ichigo Kurosaki- GASP! U KNOW u love meee!

Kaien Shiba- *cough, cough*

Rukia Kucheeky- I don't like you!

Kaien Shiba- *COUGH, COUGH*

Ichigo Kurosaki- Will ya quit coughing? You're making me sick! HAHAHAA, get it? Like, coughing=sick? HAHAHAAA~! :D

Renji Abarai- That was the gayest joke in history.

Kaien Shiba- I was COUGHING cuz Rukia is MY girlfriend.

The World- WHAT?

Rukia Kucheeky- Wha-?—Ohhh, yeahhh… ;) I AM his "girlfriend"…

Ichigo Kurosaki is in depression.

The Rukia Kuchiki Fan Club is broken-hearted.

Ichigo Kurosaki will go emo if Rukia marries the Shibastard.

Rukia Kucheeky

You have been invited to ChatRoom 3140567348.

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Welcome to ChatRoom 3140567348.

Rukia: Hey, Ichigo!

Ichigo: …

Rukia: Ichigo?

Ichigo: ….

Rukia: Ichigo!

Ichigo: ….


Ichigo: …

Sent at 5:08 PM, Eastern Time

Rukia: ….I love you, Ichigooooo~!

Ichigo: REALLY?

Rukia: Ya, I'm not actually dating Kaien. It was just a joke. ;)

Ichigo: Sooo.. You love me?

Rukia: …

Ichigo: ?

Rukia: Nah, I was jk.

Sent at 5:10 PM, Eastern Time

Rukia: BUT, I was serious about the not-dating-Kaien thing!

Ichigo has signed out.

Rukia: BUT, I was joking about being just kidding about loving Ichigo!

Ichigo has signed back on.


Ichigo Kurosaki has changed his relationship status to in a relationship with Rukia Kucheeky.

14 likes and 6 comments:

Nel (8:20 PM): With me?

Orihime Inoue (8:21 PM): No, me!

Rangiku Matsumoto (8:22 PM): (snort) Ohhh, PUH-LEEZ! IchiRuki just happened! DUH!

Kon (8:23 PM): IchiKon will NEVER happen, now… :(

Hitsugaya Toshiro (8:25 PM): Damn! I was a IchiKon shipper all the way!

Rangiku Matsumoto (8:25 PM): O_O

Kaien Shiba (2:06 AM): What is the meaning of this?

Ichigo Kurosaki (3:04 AM): Whaddya mean?

Rukia Kucheeky (6:50 AM): Oh, hehe, boys, I can explain…

I AM SO SORRY! THAT WAS SO SHORT AND SUCKY! Like Rukia says, I can explain!

I'm getting lazy, and running outta ideas (so soon, so soon) so can y'all help me? Send in some ideassss?

Next chapter, will DEFINITLY be abillion gajillion words long! And hopefully, WAAY FASTER!

I love you!

Answer if you wanna, just curious. :)


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