105Disclaimer: i don't own Naruto just my Oc's and plot.
Okay my pretties here my new story. Not really much to say but hope you like and REVIEW PLZZZZZZ!
Ali is pronounced Ally XDD
Ch. 1 Psychotic Computer
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Came a loud annoyed scream form the guest room. "I swear on all things holy, that if I find one more freakin Mary sue story...your slow computer getting its, Mary Sue loving ass whooped."
"Whatever you say, Kira!" Another yelled came from the kitchen.
"I mean it Ali!" Kira yells back. "THAT'S IT! YOUR ASS IS GOIN DOWN!"
"Don't you dare hurt my baby!" A blond girl around the age of 18 came running into her guest room tackling her best friend before she could damage her pride and joy.
"DAMN YOU! YOU UGLY COMPUTER AND THE MARY SUES YOU KEEP GIVING ME! I SHALL SMASH YOU TO BITS!"
"Kira, calm down, it's just a story!" Ali yelled.
"SO WHO CARES! IT'S GOING TO PAY FOR EVEN SHOW ME THE DAMN SHIT!"
"Was it really that bad?" Ali frown, finally getting her raging friend under control.
"Yes, yes it was...so bad the girl was too perfect, and all the guys fell for her and she was amazingly good at everything!"
"Well that's what you get for reading it!" Kira stared at her friend before glaring at her. "Now why are you looking at me like that?"
"You can be a Mary sue you know?" she sneered. "You have porcelain skin; two different color eyes right one sky blue and left forest green, long pretty blond hair and let not forget you nice cheery attitude, you never say no to anyone even if you want to! HOLY CHEESE AND CRACKS I'M BEST FRIENDS WITH A MARY SUE!"
"Shut up and so are you, you have beautiful long legs and arms, a small waist with a big BUTT and hips, with flawless caramel skin…and um, uh."
"I curse, burp, get into fights and flat chested, hell if I wasn't blessed with more cleavage then actual breast I couldn't make them looks so big." She added when Ali opened her mouth.
"Ok point taken, but still your beautiful too, must I remind you of that hot guy we met at the concert last night." Ali laughed poking Kira.
"Shut up…" she mumble turning away to face the computer to hide her blush. "Aww come on, Ali it shut off again!"
"That's because it doesn't like you, here move over and let me try." Ali tried to turn the computer back on several time. "Hmm, that weird?"
"I'm calling it at 3:00 pm. RIP you old piece of shit." Kira bowed her head only for Ali to pinch her. "Ow, what's that for?"
"It's not dead, I didn't try all my tricks!" she smirked and hit her computer hard in the back before it buzzed on. "See, good as new."
"Whatever." Kira rolled her eyes when she felt something wet on her face. Wiping the wet substances off her face she looked at it, then the computer screen, then back again. "What the hell?" on her fingers was a liquid icon, the same icon that was missing in the computer screen, the substances was very sticky like super glue. "A-Ali, come here."
"Wait a second the wires back here are really tangled." She grunted with effort to detangle all the wires. "Hey, I'm going to unplug the computer, okay?" Kira could only nod. She heard Ali unplug the computer but instead of shutting off it started to bubble.
"Uh, Ali you really need to come and look at this."
"Kira, I said if you could wait a sec."
"But…"
"No buts I'm all most done."
"ALI, YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER'S BUBBLING LIKE YOUR ANUTS MYSTERY SOUP!"
"What?" she came from behind the computer to see what Kira had been freak out about and froze to see that she was right.
"What in Sam Hill!" Ali screamed as the screen started to stretch out like a tentacle, the teen girls looked at one another before they both made a mad dash out the room and straight for the front door.
"What the hell did you do!" Ali screamed at Kira, who tried not to laugh at her friend who never cures, but that has an exception when she scared.
"Me? You're the one that was kept trying to fix the damn thing!" The girls made it to the door only to have the tentacle wrap around Ali's ankle and drag her back to the guest room.
"Shit Ali! Come back!"
"Don't let the fucker eat me!" she cries as the computer drags her friend into the room. Kira quickly lunged for Ali's hand only for them both to be pulled inside the computer.
Kira screamed as she and Ali fell down a tunnel of amazing colors at an alarming rate. "Ali, take my hand." Kira scream as she tried her best to out stretch her hand against the wind, but before either of them could catch hands there was a bright light then a forest of trees appeared.
"Oh shit!" Kira mumbled as she slammed into a tree cursing as she hit every branch on the way down before land on the ground like a pile of old clothes. "Talk about falling out the ugly tree." She groans as she stood up when a sharp pain raced up her back to her head. "Ow!" Kira stepped back only for the pain to happen again. "Ow dude what the fuck!" she screamed falling back on her butt.
"You have blue hair?" Kira heard Ali's voice.
"Ali! Where are you?" she panicked, they were just dragged through Ali's computer like some fish that gets pull out the water with a fishing rod.
"Over here." Ali groans.
"And where that exactly!" she hissed.
"Look up." Following Ali's order Kira looked up to see her lying across a branch.
"Oh my poor Blondie!" Kira cried pulling Ali off the branch.
"You have blue hair." Ali said again in weak voice.
"What? No I don't, I have black hair with a red tint. You must hit your head really hard." She replied frowning. Ali just simply grabbed a hand full of hair and yanked hard then showing her friend the cotton candy blue hair. "What the fuck! W-wh-why is my hair blue!"
"And your eyes match your hair too." Kira touched her face when she noticed Ali's eyes.
"Ali, your eyes!"
"What about them?"
"The right one an autumn orange and the left is a silver color."
"What about my hair it better not be brunette!" she scream in horror but calmed down when Kira shook her head.
"Your boobs are bigger!" they both screamed at the same time, frowning they both looked down and sure enough their boobs were big not huge like Hinata's but more like a small c-cups. When Ali looked up first she examined Kira, beside the hair and eyes she looked different.
"What why are you staring at me like that?"
"Well, beside your hair and eyes you look different…almost younger?"
"Hey now that you mentioned it you looked younger too!" Both girls stood there looking at one another trying to find out how young the other looked when they heard the leaves rustle. Kira quickly ran over to Ali trying not to trip over her long for no reason hair.
"I think we should high tail it out of here." Ali whispered.
"And to where?"
"Anywhere, but here!" Both girl turn to run and barely had enough time to stop themselves from crashing to the figure in front of them. Glancing up the teens girls scream, however not out of fright but in disbelieve. There in front of them was a group of Konoha anbu black ops.
ok so there it is i hope it has some potential of becoming something and if not well i'll move on!
Remember to do the 3R's. READ. REVIEW. REJOICE.