Ron was just coming back from storming out after he left in book 7.

"How could you do this to me?" Hermoine screeched after punching him in the face. "I ran after you, shouting your name, calling!"

Ron had a secret though, a deep, dark secret. A secret that was screaming to get out, and finally, he had to say it.

"Why, Ron. You better have a good excuse!"

"Well, Hermoine, the thing is...I'm not Ron. There is no Ron, because, you see...I'm Hannah Montana."He pulled off his short red wig to reveal...a long blonde wig.

The secret was out.