Thanks to my awesome beta's PixieKat7 and GrayMatters for signing on for another ride with me.
Any errors you see will be all mine.
By the way, I cuss, a lot, if that offends, please stop reading now because after this prologue, they FLY!

Also thanks for Nikita2009 and Katinki for pre-reading for me.

Stephenie Meyers owns all Twilight related characters you see below. The words are mine.

Prologue

I was in so much trouble here. How could it be? What should I do? How would I handle this potentially problematic development?

Jesus Christ, I couldn't believe it, if you would've told me I would've felt this way about that pretentious asshole six months ago, I would've looked at you like you had grown another head while simultaneously telling you 'no fucking way, it will never happen!'

And yet... there I was, looking into the blue-green eyes of the biggest, fakest, overdone piece of work I'd ever had the misfortune of meeting.

And God help me, I think I was falling in love with him... I wanted him, I needed him, I had to have him.

I know someone, somewhere, was trying to play a cruel joke on me. That was the only answer I could come up with. Things like this just don't happen, not to me anyway, I'm smart, savvy and in total control of my life.

I, Bella Swan, career woman, all around planning, thinking, scheduling and regimented person, could not possibly be falling for Edward "Look at me, aren't I fabulous?" Cullen.

Fuck my life... I was so screwed and not in a way I was going to enjoy.

At least not yet.

I know, I know, it was short, a tease if you will. The next chapter will post Monday or Tuesday this week... you do want to know more right?