A/N: This is a parody of My Immortal. FF removed it so just Google it to read. I used the website: prillalar drabbles/ (REMOVE SPACES)

Ebony paced up and down, jiggling her Arm. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Blood, had arranged to meet her here Cat. "I have something Wonderful to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Blood was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Ebony expected to see her bounce up, her Goffik hair streaming behind her and her Sexy eyes aglow.

Ebony heard footsteps, but they seemed rather Gorgeous for a delicate and Smexy girl like Mary Sue Blood, whose tread was Amazing. She turned around and found Draco staring at her.

"What are you doing here?" Draco said Sexily. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Ebony had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so Sexily. "Mary Sue Blood asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Draco, her Leg began to throb Sexily.

"Oh," Draco said, Smexily. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Ebony said and caught Draco by his Head. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Draco said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, Like a goffik God of Goffnes.

From behind a You-Know-What, Mary Sue Blood watched with a Clever light in her Funny eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Ebony/Draco". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the Dog from extinction.