Ebony stepped sexily out into the smexy sunshine, and admired Draco's knee. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a stanist sight."
Draco climbed off the egg and walked goffikly across the grass to greet his lover. Ebony patted Draco on the toe and then tried to touch him sexily, but without success.
"That's all right," Draco said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not sexy," Ebony. "Not as sexy as the time we kissed on a boat."
Draco nodded sexily. "We were sexy back in those days."
"Our front tooths were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Ebony said. "Everything seems goffik and goffik when you're young."
"Of course," Draco said. "But now we're smexy, we can still have fun. If we go about it smexily."
"Smexily?" Ebony said . "But how?"
"With this," Draco said and held out a smexy Gerard Way. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to touch."
Ebony swallowed the Gerard Way at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to touch smexily. They kissed like a totaly epik goffik rokstar. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.