Ebony woke up in the middle of the night. She was thirsty and so she decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, she couldn't wait to see her presents. There was one smexy box that looked like a toast.

Then Ebony noticed that Draco was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Ebony thought that she would surprise Draco. Maybe even sneak up behind him and touch him on his goth front tooth. That always made Draco goffik.

Ebony crept goffikly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its stanist lights, and the presents, heaped up smexily, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Draco. Kissing someone.

Ebony was so angry, she picked up a Gerard Way from a table and threw it sexily on a boat.

They both looked around.

"Draco, you smexy black dragon of goffikness!" Ebony yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Ebony looked and then rubbed her knee and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Draco said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a sexy kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Ebony said sexily. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be goffik."

That seemed reasonable. Ebony went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a totaly epik goffik rokstar. He made Ebony's toe feel all smexy.

"You see?" Draco said sexily and Ebony saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.