"Let's go fight Calvin," said Susie to Mr. Bun.

Susie took Mr. Bun to Calvin's house.

Calvin was outside in his fort.

Susie came to her fort.

"You ready to lose?" Asked Calvin.

"I think you mean, am I ready to win," said Susie.

"No, I'm pretty sure I meant are you a ready to lose," said Calvin.

Hobbes was yawning.

"What I mean is I'm going to win and you are going to lose," said Susie.

"But I just said are you ready to lose," said Calvin.

Hobbes was pulling out his fur (because he doesn't have hair).

"Can we just start?" Asked Susie.

"Ok, why not?" Asked Calvin.


Ready, Fight!

Susie shot a slush ball with her gun.

It hit.

Calvin threw a slush ball at Susie.

It missed.

Susie shot a slush ball with her gun.

It hit.

Calvin threw a slush ball at Susie.

It missed.

This went on for two and a half hours of Susie hitting him and Calvin missing her.

Calvin saw he was out of ammo. He used all 1674 slushballs and hadn't hit Susie once.

He turned to Hobbes to tell him to make some more.

Hobbes was gone.

Calvin looked at a hill 25 feet away.

Hobbes was on a heating pad eating a sandwich next to Mr. Bun.


Calvin vs Hobbes: That's right, Calvin sees Mr. Bun as an actual bunny as he sees Hobbes as an actual tiger.


Mr. Bun was on a heating pad eating a sandwich also.

"So you like sandwiches with tuna in them and not carrots?" Asked Mr. Bun.

"I think of tuna as edible gold," said Hobbes.

Calvin couldn't believe it. Hobbes was a traitor.

Calvin went the hill to get Hobbes.

"Hobbes you traitor!" Yelled Calvin.

" I'm not a traitor, I'm on a break," said Hobbes.

"Calvin, you're an idiot, you left your fort!" Shouted Susie from the bottom of the hill. "Wait a minute, what am I complaining for?"

Susie kicked down Calvin's fort while he was away.

Calvin and Hobbes were defenseless.