Author's Note: Hi there! Well geez I have absolutely no concept of what I was trying to do with this piece. I will finish this story to the best of my ability and if there are any ideas that you have to make this story more fabulous please let me know with a review and/or a private message. I am writing this as I go along so bear with me. :)

Hisagi was completely torn. He had no concept of anything anymore, and frankly he didn't care. He could've just died where he was sitting and it wouldn't have bothered him a pinch. The lieutenant's friends tried to help him, but he was no willing to let anyone in. He was a broken man.

Suddenly the depressed man heard a knock on his door. He just looked at it and then looked back at his blank television. The knocking became more frantic and he was getting a little annoyed, but he was not willing to let anyone see him this way. Then all at once his door flew to the other side of the room. He stared at it uninterested and then looked over to the culprit who broke his door. It was none other than Rangiku. Hisagi looked at his strawberry blonde friend with no expression.

"Hi!" She shouted and then dove in for a hug. Hisagi did not hug his obnoxious friend back, but that definitely didn't stop her from squeezing the shit out of him!

"What do you want Rangiku?" He asked in a drone like voice.

"Oh honey, I don't want anything! I'm doing something for you Mr. Bachelor!" She said more animated than ever.

Hisagi looked at her with a confused expression plain on his face. She rolled her eyes and dragged him to his room.

"Go take a shower and I'll pick out some clothes for you!" The over excited woman said while pointing to his bathroom.

"Why?" He asked her still very befuddled.

"Um because you smell like shit and you probably haven't taken a shower since the wedding, which was like three weeks ago! Seeming that you're still wearing that horrid tuxedo." She said as she shoved him into his bathroom. "And shave while you're at it, you look like a homeless man." She added.

Hisagi rolled his eyes and closed the door behind him. He peered at himself in the mirror and saw what Rangiku was talking about…she did have a point. His white suit…or was white, was full of stains and it was ripped all over. He quickly looked away from his reflection and began to strip off his nasty clothes. Then he hit the shower.

Rangiku searched Hisagi's closet high and low and could not find anything that she thought to be appropriate.

"Hmmm." She said as she compared two pieces of clothing, then suddenly she heard a noise and when she poked her head out of his closet to look she got an eye full. She saw his chiseled wet body, with his bottom half wrapped in a towel. She stared long and hard at his solid six pack.

"Well hello there." Rangiku said jokingly. Hisagi answered back with a blush.

"So what monstrosity will I be wearing?" He asked his friend in a mocking tone.

"Well it wasn't easy, but I've created something fabulous!" She said while holding up her creation. It was an all leather outfit. Leather shirt, leather jacket, and leather jeans.

"Um no." He said in a dismissive way.

"Why?" She pouted.

"I'll look like an idiot. Besides, where are we going anyway?" He asked slightly curious.

"That, my friend, is a surprise." She winked at him. "Now put the leather on!" She said as she threw the clothes on him. She flew out of his room and waited patiently in his living room.

When he came out he put on a weak smile and walked toward his friend. Her eyes lit up then she grabbed his arm and they went on their way.

"The club…really Rangiku. To 'bring my spirits up' you brought me to the club." He shouted over the loud music. Rangiku was completely ignoring him and began to drink.

"Want some?" She offered. He grimaced at it and then denied. He stared at the hard partyers for about five minutes and began to feel sorry for himself. Was this what was to become of him? Staring at people living their lives and having fun, while he just watched and felt sorry for himself?

He took another look at Rangiku's drink and then reconsidered her offer.

"Yeah I'll take some." He shouted through the music. Rangiku smiled then shoved the drink into his hand and ordered herself another one.

Twenty drinks later they were both falling all over the place as they attempted to walk down the streets of the Soul Society.

"Heeeeeeyyyyy Rannnngiiiikooooo." Hisagi slurred.

"Yeaaaaah?" She asked as she almost fell on top of him.

"Yeeeewwww knoooowwww who," Hiccup. "I reeeeally wanna givea piece of maaayyyyyeeee mind tooooo." He managed.

"Who?" Rangiku asked as she began to laugh for no apparent reason.

"That….that one bitch…whooooobroooooke," Hiccup. "myyyyyyyy heart!" Then with those slurs he began to head to her home.

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"Maybe I should go apologize to him…oh, but it's already been three weeks….what if he's…what if he has moved on." The captain debated with herself as she sat on her couch. "You know what, an apology never hurt anybody…but it was him who stopped the wedding…I mean I was going to go through with it." She sighed heavily and then came to terms with herself. "Who am I kidding, if he hadn't stopped it…well I guess I will go apologize."

With that finalized in her head she put on her slippers and opened her door to find two very drunk people standing right in front of it. She was shocked to see the two of them standing there, but her expression quickly changed to the cold one she always had on.

"What are you two imbeciles doing here?" She asked as she examined the two of them. They were both leaning on each other. Rangiku had her arm around Hisagi's neck and he had his arm around her waist.

"IIIII've gottttttsssssuuuummmthhhhhinnn to sayyyytoooo yewww!" He shouted at her face as he waved one finger around mindlessly through the air.

"And what would that be?" She asked uninterested.

Hisagi smiled stupidly and nudged Rangiku.

"L-look. Look what what I'm going to do ta her." He said as he vigorously tapped his strawberry blond friend.

"Ooooowwwwieeee." She complained.

Then suddenly Hisagi stuck his tongue out and blew a raspberry. Soi just looked at him unamused.

"Well if that is all, then you two should be one your way." She said as she began to close the door, but she couldn't completely close it because something was in the way…Hisagi's foot. She looked up at him and he smiled back at her stupidly. The captain glared at him hard.

"I do not have time for your childish games." She said as frustration began to grow in her voice.

"Oh c'mon baby. You don't have anything to do it's only 11:50 at night." Hisagi said trying to sound smooth.

"Heyyyyyyssssssooooggggaaaa." Rangiku slurred. Hisagi looked over at her.

"I think I…I think I hearadddddd ma captainnnn callin' meeee. Ima Ima goooobiiiieeyyyyyyeeee." She said as she stumbled away.

"Just you and me baby." Hisagi managed to spit out. Soi grimaced at him and tried to close her door once more, but Hisagi's foot was still in the way.

"What do you want Hisagi?" She asked brutally.

"Iwannnaaaa makeeee yewwwaaaa-" He passed out. Soi was shocked, but caught him. He was much bigger than her and was also very heavy! She stared at him unsure of what to do with him.

"Should I-. No, no I will not let him stay at this house…but he's passed out and….so them take him to his house…ugh but it's so far away and I can't carry him for that long…I'm having a hard enough time as it is." She looked at her ex fiancé with compassion and dragged him into her home. She accidentally dropped him on the floor when she got into her house.

"Shit!" She said as she walked over to examine him. His eyes began to flutter and he looked up at her. She squinted her eyes because he was looking at her, but not really seeing her. Then suddenly he began to throw up all over her floor. Soi looked away mortified. After a couple of minutes she looked over and saw he passed out again…but he passed out in his own barf! She was about to throw up herself, but that would mean more things to clean up. The little captain quickly looked away to gather herself and then looked back and thought,

Why does it seem like I always have to clean up after his messes.

With that thought out of the way she slowly dragged him into her bathroom and laid him up against the bath tub.

"How am I going to do this…" She began to think. She debated whether to take his shirt off or not because his shirt had vomit on it as well. She sighed and thought it to be inevitable and began to lift his shirt. The black haired woman had a great deal of difficulty pulling this task off.

"Why are his arms so heavy?" She grunted as she attempted to pull one arm out of the sleeve. After about five minutes he was bare chested at last. Her face became red as she stared at his handsome chest. She quickly shook it off and got back to business.

"Should I take off his-….no erm…I think he'll be clean if I just…"

Oh come on Soi get yourself together! You're just doing a nice thing for a…for a…

She looked down at her hands and sighed. Then she looked back at Hisagi.

"I'm not quite sure what to call you anymore…" She said with a melancholy feeling in her heart. Then she began to wash Hisagi's hair and chest for about twenty minutes. When she was finished she slowly dragged him to the couch and with all her might she lifted him up onto the couch.

She stared at him for a minute and then went to her bedroom. The small woman came back with a pillow and a blanket. She softly lifted up his head and put the pillow underneath it, then she placed the blanket on top of him. The captain sighed and then got two aspirins and a water. She placed it on the stand that was next to the couch and then it was her turn to 'pass out' for the night.

The next morning Hisagi woke up with a roaring headache.

"Ohhh." He groaned as he sat up. He looked around the room and quickly realized that he was not in his own home. He began to panic until he saw a certain small captain eating breakfast.

"Soi?" He asked befuddled.

"You act so surprised." She said without turning around. Hisagi looked at the back of her head confused. He swung his legs so that he was sitting properly on the couch.

"Well yeah! I have no idea how I got here. Or why I'm here in the first place." He said while rubbing his head.

"That's funny." She said as she stood up and turned to face him. "I was wondering the same thing."

He looked at the stand where she had left the aspirins and water and then he looked back at her. Her arms were folded and she had a cold look on her face.

"Can you just tell me what happened?" He pleaded.

"Well." The angry woman said as she began to walk towards him. "You came to my house unannounced, drunk by the way, with your dumb friend, that blond one, and you tried to 'give me a piece of your mind'. But then you tragically passed out and your stupid friend left you." She got in his face. "Any other questions?" She asked in a very nasty way.

He looked down at his bare chest and then back at her.

"Yeah…did we…do anything?" He asked her with a blush on his face. Soi's face mirrored his and she moved away from him.

"Of course not!" She said defensively.

"Then why is my shirt off?" He asked staring back at his chest confused.

"Because you threw up and fell in it and then I had to clean you up." Soi said quickly, avoiding his eyes at any cost.

"Y-you took care of me?" He asked. He got up and walked over to the blushing woman.

"So what? Don't be a little bitch about it." She said as she continued to avert his eyes.

"Baby…look at me." He said as he lifted her chin. She moved away from him quickly.

"Don't you dare call me that!" She said in a firm voice.

"Thank you." He said calmly.

"You are welcome." Soi said as she began to calm down.

"I guess I'll be going." He said as he headed for the door.

"Good riddance." She said sourly.

As he walked out she turned around to steal a glance of him. When the door closed she slid down to the floor and put her hands in her face.

What am I doing?

Later on that night Soi went to go take a shower and then she noticed Hisagi's shirt was in there.

"Oh damn…" She said as she stared at the shirt. The black haired captain put her clothes back on and headed for the Shuuhei residence.

Just like Soi, Hisagi too was getting ready to take a shower, but then he heard a knock on his door.

"Hmm. I wonder who that could be." He said curiously as he headed for the door in nothing but a towel.

"Soi?" He asked in shock. She too had an expression of shock when she saw his apparel.

"Do you ever wear shirts?" She asked with a hint of red still noticeable on her cheeks.

"Hey the first time you took it off." He said with a wink. She rolled her eyes and then stared at his chest. Her breathing became shallow and her heart began to beat quicker.

"Soi, my eyes are up here." Hisagi joked, but she did not find it humorous at all. She shoved his shirt at his chest and then began to walk away.

Hisagi almost toppled over at her raw strength, but he quickly collected himself again and then went after her.

"Hey I was just kidding." He said as he walked beside her.

She ignored him and quickened her pace.

"Baby you can look at them all you want…" He attempted to make her feel better.

She stopped dead in her tracks and did not spare him a look for a moment.

"Do NOT call me that. I do not belong to you anymore." She began to walk again and he trailed behind her.

"Why?" He asked. She stopped again, but this time she turned around to look at him.

"Well, Hisagi, if it hadn't dawned on you already, maybe you should realize that you put us both in this position!" She shouted at him. He looked at her defensively.

"Me? I wasn't the one second guessing…well damn near everything! You said you loved me, but you didn't fucking mean it! You lied to my face and we shared the same bed!" He yelled at her his face becoming red with anger.

"What does that have to do with anything?! And I did love you! And I do love you! There's just…" She trailed off and the anger began to disappear from her face. Hisagi looked at her confused.

"What?" He asked uncertain of what she was talking about.

"T-there was just one thing…" She said in a mousy voice. She was becoming timid, but Hisagi had no idea why…this was very unusual so it must have been something big.

"What? What are you talking about?" He prodded.

The little captain looked down and began to rub her arm out of nervousness.

"Um…we've never…"

"Never…"

"You know…done it…"

Hisagi looked at her and wondered if the 'it' she was talking about was the 'it' he was thinking about.

"You mean sex?" He asked her bluntly.

"Shhh!" Soi said quickly. "I don't like that word…" She whispered.

Hisagi raised his eyebrow.

"So you were uncertain about marrying me because we've never had….errr done it." The confused man tried to clear up.

She nodded with shame.

"I-I mean what if, hypothetically, we did get married and what if we hated doing it? Wouldn't it ultimately ruin our marriage?" She asked genuinely concerned.

Hisagi smiled at her and began to move closer.

"Soi I wouldn't care if the se- I mean doing it sucked. I will be by your side until the day I die and as for you my love," He kissed her hand. "I guess I would find another way to please you."

The little captain stared. She had sort of 'coming to Jesus' moment. She had realized that no matter what happened in this world or any other, that the man standing right in front of her is the love of her life and she was not going to let him go.

The black haired woman began to touch her man's chest and then she whispered seductively,

"Make love to me."

Hisagi's eyes shot right open and he picked her up then they shared a passionate kiss. After that kiss they headed right for his bedroom.

The clothes came off quickly, but not without a ton of blushing of course. They had never seen each other's naked bodies before and they were both so intrigued by the sight. Soi couldn't help but stare at his 'goods' and his eyes devoured her body completely. When the clothes were off neither of them knew what to do next…they had never done this before.

"Do you just want to get into it…or?" Hisagi asked as anxiousness seeped into his voice.

"I-is there anything else to do?" She asked innocently.

"Well yeah, you can-….you know what, let's just get to it." Hisagi decided show Soi all the other fun stuff later. For now he wanted to get his grand prize.

He hovered over her and put himself inside of her. She gasped with pleasure and pain. Hisagi quickly stopped, but Soi urged him to keep going.

They had shared the ultimate act of love and the only thing that was holding Soi back for so long. The two of them shared an amazing experience…if only it were the two of them…

"They're happy again?! Ugh what are going to do Izuru?" Momo asked as her and ghost Izuru looked through Hisagi's window at the couple.

"Patience my Momo. I have a plan that will set them back very far…." The ghost man said in devilish way. Momo looked at him unsure, but she knew she couldn't deny him…did she have any other choice?

The next morning Soi woke up to her snoring man's arms tangled around her. She giggled and then got of bed. Suddenly she heard a knock on the door.

"Hisagi gets visitors?" Soi asked herself as she headed for the door. When she opened it, it was none other than,

"Oh hi Soi…is Hisagi there?" Rangiku asked. The small captain glared at the woman on the other side of the door frame.

"No he's not, but I'll take a message." Soi replied sarcastically. Obviously the strawberry blond didn't realize it was so she began with her message for the man.

"Tell him I had a fabulous time and if he ever needs a fuck buddy again, I am always available!"

TO BE CONTINUED….

Author's Note: Well I hoped you liked it! Sorry for the vulgar language…if that sort of thing bothers you and if you don't like too much 'sexuals' just let me know and I'll be sure to keep that out as well. Geez we gots a lot of things brewing up around here! You'll just have to find out next chapter to see what happens. Please review when you're finished reading, it helps encourage me write! :D