"Ooooooh, where could it be?" a frustrated Rose Tyler asked. "You! Tell me. I know you know."

"Now now, I do indeed know where it is," the Doctor smugly replied. "But it would be an abuse of my time travelling priveleges if I were to tell you."

Rose and the Doctor were doing something incredibly mundane: watching television. One show in particular. Psych. And Rose desperately wanted that longboard. She didn't really know what she would do with it, but she wanted it.

"Tell me where that pineapple is!" she yelled.

"I will not," said the Doctor. "What would you do with a longboard anyway? It's not like you're here to use it."

"I can bring it with me on the TARDIS," she defended. "Can't I?" She looked up at him with puppy dog eyes.

He looked at her with an expression that said 'Oh, why? Why must you do that? Why that look?' and groaned. "Oh, alright. I suppose you can." She looked like she was about to squeal in delight, but he held his hand up to stop her. "IF you win it. But I'm not telling you where it is. I will tell you where it's not, though. It's not in the snowman." They had looked on the website to see the three possible pineapple hiding places. A snowman, a blanket, and a Christmas tree.

"HA! If it's not in the snowman, then it has to be on the Christmas tree." She gave him a smug smirk and started to send the text message, but he was still looking at her. Her thumb hovered over the send button, hesitating. "It was the blanket, wasn't it? It was the blanket, and I missed it! Wasn't it?" she yelled.

The Doctor just sat there with that smug smile, not saying a thing. "I'm not telling," he said in a sing-song voice. "Now pay attention or you'll miss the one in this episode. It's very well hidden." He winked.

Rose looked almost outraged. "Oooooh, you are impossible!" she huffed, but turned her attention back to the show.


A/N: I was watching Psych, and I watched Doctor Who earlier, and this just...popped into my head. I didn't actually spot the pineapple, though, so I don't know where it was. Lol. Reviews make me smile!