The Spaceball 1 almost reached its destination to Druidia to complete their long goal. Chris and Hatchet were back in their ship and ready to exploit the fresh air for their home planet, but needed to wait for the president to come and he was late.

"How long does it take for that kid to get here. the fanfic will be over if he walks like a snail." Chris muttered while tapping his fingers. But before the Colonel could respond, footsteps were heard throughout the ship. Coing louder and louder, until the crew stood and saluted towards the president of Spaceball City running towards the bridge, whilst trying to keep himself from exhausting himself. "President Goeff! Salute!"

They stood up and saluted. "Hail Geoff!"

"What up bros!" The blonde returned to the gesture. When he finally reached the bridge, he suddenly slipped and rolled in a ball and crashed next to Chris and Chef. "uhhh, dudes. Either the ship is too big, or I need my skateboard." Getting himself up and dusted himself off.

"Mr. President." Hatchet called for him using his title.

"Su-WAHH!" Jumped into his arms after seeing Chris' helmet that spooked him. Recovered from his shock and immediately recognised the Dark lord. "Dude! Never, have that thing down in front of me. How am I to know you aren't making faces behind that thing, huh?" Gets down and looks to the view screen. Not knowing that Chris pulled it up and made faces at him.

"As I was saying, sir, we just reached the planet Druidia and ready to open the shields."

"Sweet! And now we can finally have ten thousand years of fresh air! That's a long time right?" He asked them.

Chris leaned towards Hatchet and whispered to him. "For him to run things, could last less then a hundred." The president looked at him if he said anything but only received an innocent shrug while the colonel gives the command.

"Beginning metamorphosis."

"And get us some popcorn! I wanna sit back and watch this." Chris ordered them for some snacks. "Cue the Dawn of Man Music."


The heroes managed to catch up to the Spaceballs whom have reached Druidia's orbit but seeing the Air Shield opening up.

"There it is, Spaceball 1 dead ahead. And they're already opening the Air Shield." Duncan said while seeing the massive ship slowing down.

Leshawna had thought of something. "Hold up, how are they going to get all the air out of the shield? That hunk of metal is too big to get in."

"Guess they didn't think through that, huh." Owen laughed, but he would be eating those words when the ship started to do something they never expected. It was changing. Transforming into a gigantic maid that looked oddly like the Statue of Liberty with a vacuum cleaner. The four of them were speechless and shock of what they saw.

Gwen turned to Owen with an annoyed look. "You had to jinx it."

"Holy crap, they turned the ship into a maid!" Duncan proclaimed, never thought they could do something like that. "Guess we know how they're gonna get the air out."


"Metamorphosis complete. Spaceball 1 has now become…" Hatchet turned to Beardo making the drumming noises. "… Mega Maid!"

"Totally Awesome! Uh, Chris you sure the people on Druidia don't mind us taking their air? They make their own right?"

"Make their own fresh air? Of course Mr. Pesident, it is either the vacuum cleaner, or have psycho Izzy to use the explosives that could do more then break the glass." Chris gave a wink to the viewers.

"Now preparing operation: Vacu-Suck!" The Colonel nods his head to the soldiers to operate the Mega Maid to suck up all the fresh air from the planet through the opened gate of the shield. The mechanical finger reaches for the switch on the vacuum cleaner, turning it on to start. The inhabitants were in panic and screaming as everything was being pulled from the Druidian surface; forests, clouds, anything and possibly anyone who gets pulled into the entry of the ginormous vacuum.

In Trent's palace, all he was loosing air, unable to breath any longer and all he could think of was his dear cousin, in hopes she was still alive and safe from the fate of their home planet.

"Oh man, this looks really bad." Leshawna said.

"It's almost full! We gotta do something!" Gwen could not sit and do nothing with her home world in danger.

Duncan thought of some idea. "Okay, here's what we gonna do fast or its too late. First, we need to find out how to reverse the vacuum to get back all the air. Second, which would be something really cool, is blow that hunk of metal to oblivion!"

"Uh, isn't that a little dangerous? Who knows how much of an explosion will make."

"Very, very dangerous. Well… there's one tiny little problem; I have absolutely no idea how we're gonna pull this one off." Smiles sheepishly while Gwen was uneasy about this plan.

"Hey, boss, what about that ring Yogurt gave you? It could be what we needed." Owen reminded him from what the space wizard gave him. Duncan pulled out the ring from his pocket and fitted it through his finger. Thinking he might as well give it a shot, considering the situation they were in right now so it was now or never. Focusing all on the ring and the schwartz, trying hard as his might after the brief training from the hermit. For the moment, it seemed the switch wasn't moving and the power he had wasn't working, but then he could see the green glow surrounding it and was slowly moving. Hearing his friends cheering him and encouragement. The switch was now moved towards the opposite, turning the vacuum cleaner from suck to blow and returning the air back to the planet.

"I don't believe it." Leshawna was stunned of what she saw.

"It worked!" Gwen was amazed that it worked. Knowing her people were saved at the last minute.


"CHEF! We have a situation! The coffee machine is not giving me the right coffee and it taste funny." Lord McLean took a sip of his coffee through his helmet before lifting it up. "Oh yeah and can't get any wi fi on this ship."

"Can't you deal with that later, we're almost full of fresh air and be done with this fanfic! I'm still finding this too easy."

Geoff was having a snack and enjoying it when he heard a beeping sound coming from the console. Chris and Chef were too busy to take notice of it. "Pff, like those dweebs would find away to beat us with the biggest maid in the universe. Now I have some major thought on the new ideas after my break for the latest season of-"

"Uh, dudes what's going on?"

Chris looked at the screen and seeing what was happening. "Chef, what's going on?!"

The Colonel was already finding out and discovered what was happening. "Mega Maid going from suck to blow."

"That doesn't sound right." Geoff said.

"Worst! Their getting all their fresh air back! How did this happen?" The dark helmet wearing villain pulled up a screen and saw the switch being reversed and now angry.

"Told you it was a bad idea to add a switch on the vacuum." Hearing the Colonel's so-called 'advice' he had to do something. Grabs him by the shoulders to pull him close.

"I don't see you with any suggestions, DO SOMETHING or we won't get PAID!"


With the first step a success, the heroes now needed to initiate the second to blow up the Mega Maid for good, taking the Eagle 5 into the ear and carefully reaching the centre where there should be a way to blow it up.

Looking though the map on the "Ok, we should be about…. There!" Duncan pulled the breaks on the ship, pulls out a hatch between their seats and a ladder for him to climb down. "Wish me luck. And pray to God Owen."

"Praying to God, sir." Saluted to Duncan and clapped his hands together to do so in hopes the mission be successful. Duncan climbs down, spotted a guard by the door and crept up behind him. Taps his large rounded helmet to catch his attention and when the guard did, he pulled his fist back and delivered a knuckle sandwich to knock him out. "Too easy." Smiles with confidence, but only to discovered that the door was locked and needed a handprint. Pulls the unconscious guard's hand up and put in on for scanning.

"Hand print accepted."

"Well, thanks for the help bud." Walks in casually and finds a lot of signs and arrows pointing towards the big red button with the words 'Self Destruct. Warning. Do not press it. No, seriously. I really, really, REALLY, mean it!'DON'T. PUSH. IT!' Another guard was too busy shaving to notice Duncan while reading a comic. Duncan took this as an opportunity to use the power of the schwartz to levitate a chair and slammed it on the guy's unprotected head with no problem. Whistling to himself while searching the guard's pockets to find the security card key to deactivate the laser grid and finding it too easy. With beams shut down, he can make his way to the SD button and save the day. "Man, I'm loving this new gig, so many things I can do. This is too easy."

"Oh so you think so?"

The hero spun around to find himself faced to face with the infamous Lord McLean, not what he was expecting of his description and laughed. "HAHAHA! Nice hat, Dark Nerder!"

"The name is Lord McLean. But you won't be laughing once I make you scream like a little girl. Before you die, there is something you should know about the two of us."

"What's that chrome dome?"

"I am your father's brother's second cousin's nephew's former roommate."

"wait, the one who was paired up with that psycho ice dancer from the Ridonculous race?"

"NO! That was someone ELSE!"Chris proclaimed from that response.

"Then what the hell does that make us then apart from wasting my time here."

"Absolutely nothing! Which is what you will be. Now prepare to die, Lone Starr." Using his ring and power to create a beam of green energy. Duncan did the same with his ring, only his was orange. "So, you have the ring as well. I see your schwartz is big as mine, now lets see if you can handle it."

Duncan couldn't help but try to hold in the laugh of how bad that sounded from the TV host-I mean the dark lord. However he needed to focus on the battle. The two came at each other with their beam, clashing the two beams of light repeatedly in attempt to overpower their opponent but Chris was much more experienced with the cosmic power then Duncan. However, the hero was no stranger to fighting. Chris comes up at Duncan to slash him horizontally but instead, he missed his opponent and impaled one of the film crew who screamed in agony.

"Oh my GOD!"

"Call a medic! I think he's bleeding!"

Both the dark lord and hero stopped for a moment and cringed at the sight of the mess. "Oh, umm… it was Duncan." Chris put the blame on him, much to his shock and anger to be pointed at.

"What?! You son of a…" In response, threw his hand holding the ring to attack. Chris rebelled against it and went back to their battle. Chris almost had him by the stomach but missed, continuing their attempt to kill one another. Both took a step back and slowly circled round another. Pointing their energy beams by the tips, causing a few sparks until Chris loses and allowing Duncan the chance to swipe at Chris. However, each time he tried it the beam doesn't have any effect on his oversized helmet, which was frustrating him.

The dark lord lifted his mask up and sneered at the hero. "Ha hahaha. That all you g-" He was suddenly punched in the face by the now satisfied Duncan.

"That's for making me compete in your stupid TV shows, McLean!" Chris was angry and tried to retaliate by recreating his beam to strike back, but Duncan took a step aside and watched the fool ram his helmet against the wall. Groaning in pain and slowly keeping himself str

"Well, Lone Starr it seems Yogurt has trained you well. If there's one thing I hate must of all then low ratings, is that of a fair fight. But, considering if it's the rules then I have to."

Duncan shrugged his shoulders, a little confused of how calm Chris was in the battle but went along with it. "Eh, I'm not much of a follower of rules myself either."

"Very well then-" A ring-tone came from his pocket and made him lift up his mask. "Hold on a sec. yeah, kinda in the middle of a movie here. Really? Oh, hey, how's it going... yeah, oh yeah, sure! He's right here." Covers the iPhone with his hand. "Psst, duded, your ex is on the phone right now and wants to talk."

Duncan gulped and knew whom he meant. "Quick give it here!" Takes the phone off him and looked paled. "Courtney! Hey babe! Listen about giving you to Pizza's cousin it wasn't my idea hope your not… Ugh, Courtney? Hello." All he had received was a silent connection and no response. "Hey she's not on the phone."

"She wasn't but look what I have~" To Duncan's disbelief, Chris had his ring right out of his hand. "I can't believe you fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book. HAHA! What's with you-no here, take it back." Underneath the helmet he was laughing and 'accidentally' dropped the ring before Duncan could reach it, falling into the grate to his despair. "OH, oops clumsy me! That's twice in one go, your too easy! But now, Duncan Lone Starr, you now realised that Evil will triumph over good, because it is dumb and lame." Pointing his ring at Duncan, who was now nervous of where he was aiming that thing at, dodges the first two beams and more until he was forced into the corner with nowhere to go with his fate sealed.

"Yeah, this is why I didn't want to be the good guy in the first place." Mumbled under his breath.

"Duncan. Can you hear me pal! Listen, use the schwartz to beat him!"

He recognized the voice of his mentor. "Wait, Yogurt! Dude, if you hadn't noticed, my ring fell somewhere in this stupid ship and I'm gonna be fried chicken! I don't have it in me!"

"Hey, the ring is load of crap anyway. I found it in a cereal box. You had it all along dude!"

Slowly regaining his confidence from the revelation of having the power within him.

"Say goodbye to your little friends, Lone Starr and I don't mean those pals in the Winnebago!" Focusing all his power, finding a mirror that could do the trick to save him. The dark lord channeled his energy into the ring and fired. Duncan quickly used the mirror, blocking the beam that was aiming for his most vital organs. Bouncing the beam back and shot chris right in the nuts. "AHHHH! MY KIRIS!" Forcing himself to run back and unfortunately smashed the glass and pushed the big red button with his helmet before falling to the floor. Red lights flared and klaxons heard all over the ship.

"Been wanting to do something like that for many seasons! YEAH-A!"

"THANK YOU FOR PRESSING THE SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON. THIS SHIP WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 3 MINUTES."

Giving Duncan the time to race to his ship and stay in one piece.


Chef and Geoff were both surprised by what's happening by seeing the red lights flaring. "Dude, is this a party? I didn't know we were gonna partying."

"THANK YOU FOR PRESSING THE SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON. THIS SHIP WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 2 MINUTES and 40 seconds."

Both of them paled by the announcement of how much time they have left. "Did she say self destruct? Chef, is there anyway we can stop it?"

"I don't think so, this thing might be irreversible and we don't have time!"

"Whoa, that bad huh."

Wasting no time, Chef pulled out a microphone to make his command to the crew. "Attention all personal, this is Colonel Chef Hachet in forward command. Abandon ship. Repeat, abandon ship! We only have less then three minutes. Proceed to the escape pods. Stunt doubles, interns, even the animals and free range circus to do the same. Man, who invited them here?"

((Spaceballs theme))

Everyone was running for their lives like crazy, not just troopers but sharks, clowns, interns, even woodland critters were running for their lives. Geoff grabbed Chef by the jacket whilst in total panic. "Chef! You gotta do something. I can't think of anything. I can't make decisions. I'm a surfer and the president!"

"ATTENTION. THIS SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN exactly 2 MINUTES."

"QUITE COUNTING DOWN LADY!"


"Where is he?" Gwen was getting really worried about Duncan with the alarms going off.

Owen was keeping a look out for him in hopes he was ok so they can make a run for it. "There he is!" Seeing Duncan running to the ship and climbing in at such pace. "Boss, what's going on?!"

"Long story short, getting the hell outta here before we get blown to smithereens! Owen, full throttle and hit the hyper jets."

"Thrull throttle and hitting the Hyper jets on!"

"Hold on tight!" They braced themselves as the ship increased speed to fly through the ear canal to reach the exit.


The crew run towards the escape pods with their lives, Chris, Geoff and Chef made it but only a few left. Chef went for the nearest but was pushed out by the interns who were already in. "Hey, that is no way to behave to your superior!" Too late to force them out as the door slammed shut and ejected the pod. "You better hope I don't get my hands on you!

Geoff reached for the next one and thought he was lucky. The pizza guy beat him to it, the next one "Hey, what are you doing?"

"Sorry buddy, but pizza to go! No buck; no pizza, no ride!" The pizza guy told him before setting the pod to eject into space. Geoff watched helplessness through the window. "Couldn't you at least leave a slice?!"

Chris rushed for the next one and was surprised to find who was there. "What the… Anne Maria, what are you doing on this movie?!"

Anne Marie glared at him. "I was told to have a gig in this stupid show to sing, no way am I ain't gonna be blown up! NOW MOVE!" Shuffed him aside and took the escape and ejected into space. With each pod ejected, the headband of the Mega Maid slowly turned into a crown. Chris glared at the empty space of where her pod was at and only watched in a distance. "Come back here you b-"

"Yoh chris, there's the last escape pod!" Chef told him and knowing only one of them can go in. but, while going unnoticed, the Sasquatchanakwa snuck passed them and took it for himself.

"Mr President, what did the last note say?" Chris seems eager to know, Geoff pulled it out of his pocket which was a script.

"Uh, oh here it is 'Well fellas, this is the last escape pod and as president and since this is a cool ship … I think… Chris should take it and me and Chef should stay behind.'?"

Chris acted all touched while Chef could not believe what he just heard. "What?" Swiped the script from Geoff's hand and realised it was written over the original.

"Oh Mr. president, I don't know what to say… oh wait, see ya!" Making a dash to the escape pod and tried to buckle the 'seat belts'. "What's with this chair, all fuzzy and…" Realise the seat belts were really hands and looked up to see the purple furred cryptic behind him. He screamed and ran out. Sasquatchanakwa laughed and waved 'good-bye' before ejecting his pod into safe distance. Seeing his comrades a little annoyed how he tried to leave them to their fate, the ship's computer made a final announcement.

"ATTENTION, THIS SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 20 SECONDS. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO PRESS THE CANCELLATION BUTTON."

"QUICK! Get the cancellation button!" Geoff ordered and they raced against time to stop the countdown. Tumbling

Anne Marie glared at him. "I was told to have a gig in this stupid show to sing, no way am I ain't gonna be blown up! NOW MOVE!" Shuffed him aside and took the escape and ejected into space.

Chris glared at the empty space of where her pod was at and only watched in a distance. "Come back here you- b-"

"Yoh chris, there's the last escape pod!" Chef told him and knowing only one of them can go in. Unknown to them, the Sasquatchanakwa snuck passed them and took it for himself.

"Mr President, what did the last note say?" Chris seems eager to know, Geoff pulled it out of his pocket which was a script.

"Uh, 'Well fellas, this is the last escape pod and as president and since this is a cool ship … I think… Chris should take it and me and Chef should stay behind.'?"

Chris acted all touched while Chef could not believe what he just heard. "What?" Swiped the script from Geoff's hand and realised it was written over the original.

"Oh Mr. president, I don't know what to say… oh wait, see ya!" Making a dash to the escape pod and tried to buckle the 'seat belts'. "What's with this chair, all fuzzy and…" Realise the seat belts were really hands and looked up to see the purple furred cryptic behind him. He screamed and ran out. Sasquatchanakwa laughed and waved 'good-bye' before ejecting his pod into safe distance. seeing his two comrades a little annoyed how he tried to leave them to their fate the ship's computer made a final announcement.

"ATTENTION, THIS SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 20 SECONDS. THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO PRESS THE CANCELLATION BUTTON."

"QUICK! Get the cancellation button!" Geoff ordered and they raced against time to stop the countdown. Tumbling over the staircase and ran to the control panel, frantically searching for the button to save their skins. "Here it is! Now to-WHA?!" The moment they opened the panel, it was empty with the sign that says.

"Out of ORDER?! signed Writer!?"

"CRAP! Even after 20 years after the original nothing works!" Chris was irritated and thought things couldn't get any works.

"THIS SHIP WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS. AND NOW FOR THE COUNTDOWN!" The huddled to each other and await for the countdown to reach zero.

10

9

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5

"5?! What the hell happened to 6?!" Chef exclaimed.

"HEHE, JUST PULLING YOUR LEGS!

6

5

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3

2

1, HAVE A NICE DAY!

"Thank you." The three of them said at the same time and braced themselves

"BOOM!" The computer said right before Mega Maid blew up in a great explosion. The head of the maid survived and flown across space with the three inside, screaming.


"We did it!" The heroes celebrated as they saved Druidia and stopped Spacesballs. Owen howled like a dog, Leshawna danced and shook her butt. Gwen and Duncan hugged each other and gazed into each other. For a moment they blushed with their faces inches from each other until Duncan coughed. "Yeah, um, we all did it. Now to take you girls back home."

Lettign the girls rest during the trip, Duncan and Owen listen in on the news of what's going on and to their surprise it was about Pizza. "For the latest and shocking news to report. The notorious Pizza the hut, famed for being a half man, half pizza was suddenly found dead after being locked in his super stretch limo and literally ate himself to death. And now, talk about Lizzy's

"Did you hear that! Pizza just kicked the bucket so that means we can keep the money." Owen said. "I wonder how they saved some of him left. Mmm, I could go for some slice."

"Yeah, heheh. Great." Duncan merely replied with his mind on focused for some

Taking them back to their home planet as promised, landing by the castle to see her cousin who survived.

"Trent!" Gwen ran up and hugged her cousin.

The king returned the favour and smiled at her. "Cuz! So glad your safe. And someone else is here to see you." Trent turned around and tried coughing to attract prince Justin's attention who as too busy taking shots from the paparazzi.

"Hm? Oh! Right, hey, didn't know you were back, sorry my agent had my schedule busy. So I guess we can get this over with." Flashing a smile to the mirror. Duncan rolled his eyes, finding himself a little odd for some reason and seeing the girls flashing at him like some big hotshot.


"I never thought you would turn down a million! We could've used that for a bigger ship or at least stop by for some food. I haven't eaten a thing since we left."

Duncan sighed upon hearing his partner's complaint which wasn't something to argue as he could've taken the money for saving Gwen. "Yeah don't know why."

"Well, you got anything to eat?" Own asked for anything to eat.

"No! Oh wait, yeah that fortunate cookie Yogurt gave me. You can have it." Fetched it out of his pocket and had it to him.

"Wanna share?" Offering Duncan a pice of the fortune cookie.

"No! But be sure to open it before eating it." Letting his friend open it, what they didn't expect to see were a glittering glow coming out of it and appeared behind them was the powerful wizard himself. "Yogurt!" Both were shocked to see him again in his astral form.

"What up bros, since you opened your cookie so here's your fortune. Duncan, that medallion around your neck, the one you can't read? Well here's the big news. It's a royal birth certificate! So that means your mom and dad were king and queen, so that makes you a royal prince!"

Duncan took out his medallion and stared at it with his eyes widen and shock of the news he received after finally found out who he was after all the years. "Oh right! I'm a prince, and that means…"

"Oh yeah, means you get to marry a princess, so better hurry before it's too late. Oh, I left a can of liquid schartz in the panel to give you a boost." Yogurt advised him.

"Goodbye little green dude." Owen bid him farewell.

Duncan smiles at him. "Same here, and thanks for everything."

"Your welcome, and may the schwartz be with youooooohhhhh-how long do I have to keep this up…" Yogurt faded away.

"Owen, as newly dubbed royal, I order the to get the can and pump up the gas tank." Duncan says with the liking of being a prince. "We have a wedding to crash and my name on it!"

The blonde haired mob saluted him. "As you command your highness." Opens the panel to find the can left by the wizard. Resisting the urge to know what it taste like in liquid form but knowing they have a wedding to arrive. Pouring it into the engine and already the effects given to the ship. Changing course and on their way back to Druidia.


On some distant planet, lying on the tropical beach was the blonde haired celeb Blaineley was sunbathing in her swimsuit,w eating sun glasses and an exotic drink.

"Ahh, this is the life. Nothing could ruin this now."

Only to find out how wrong she was when high in the sky a large falling object was falling from the skies, up close was Mega Maid's head plummeting straight towards the beach. Before she even realised what was happening, it crashed into the ocean, creating a tidal wave. Flooding the entire beach, washing her up in the tree and very angry for something like that to happen on her vacation. "What the hell? Who is responsible for this?!" Not far for Blaineley to noticed, three people coming out of the nose, holding to the rope from falling.

"Spaceballs?! My travel agent is SO going to be sued for this!"


With the wedding now back on to finish the ceremony, Gwen was more depressed. Not only to marry some prince she would not love, but also because Duncan had left just when things were starting to get good after saving the planet, and also taking the money. But her cousin told her he didn't take the million space bucks, only a hundred and a couple of fuel tanks for the trip. "You serious about that?" Whispering to her cousin during the ceremony as low as possible.

"I didn't think it was important, because he didn't want to tell you to think about it." Trent replied in the same tone.

"Excuse me, your highness, may I continue?" The church minister asked, having to do it again and hopes to finish. The king nodded his head in silence.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here… again. To join Princess Gwen and Prince Justin-who would like to pay attention." Proclaimed at the last part wight he prince actually admiring himself at his small mirror. Quickly put it away for the wedding.

Gwen was not listening and took a lot of thought of it, the times they spent together, rescuing her from the clutches of the Spaceballs and turning down the reward. "Wait a moment, that's it! He's in love with me!"

"Please zip it so I can continue." The minister asked, almost irritated now of being interrupted the second time.

"Sorry." The three royals said.

"Don't apologies, be quiet!" Silencing them before they could apologies again. "…. NOW, to join these two in the bonds of holy-" A ship flew above them and caught them by surprise. "MOLY!" The entire audience was shocked of what was going on. "Matrimony-"

"It's Duncan! That has to be him!" Gwen was hoping it was as she recognised the rust bucket anyway.

"You know what, that's it! No taken any chances! Skipping towards the end. PRince Justin, do you take princess Gwen to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Justin nodded and not taking much notice of the ship. "Princess Gwen, do you take Justin to be your lawful wedded husband?"

Gwen was struggling to answer as she really wanted to marry-

"Not on my watch pal!" A voice she instantly recognised and standing at the entrance. To her and Leshawna's shock and surprise was how fancy and well formal he and Owen were dressed.

"Who the HELL are you?!" The minister demanded.

Owen took a step forward and cleared his throat. "Presenting Prince Duncan!"

"PRINCE?!" Both Gwen and Leshawna said at the same time, more shocked if they heard him right.

"Yep, that's what this thing says." Duncan pulled out his medallion. "I'm an honest to god PRINCE! Babe, uh, I mean- Gwen. Would you marry me?" Giving his proposal to her.

"Well, let's see I'll have to think about it." The princess took some thought but gave a grin to him and shuffled the surprised Justin out of the way. "Get your butt over here now!"

Duncan smiled dreamily at her, liking the way she said it and stood beside her. "Ok I HAD IT! I don't care who you are-I'm marrying somebody today! You! Who are you?"

"Owen. The best man"

"So your not getting married?"

Owen chuckled at that reply. "Nope."

"Then get your butt out of the way!" Almost scaring the blonde and did as he was told. "Now then. Here's the really short version. Do you?"

Duncan smiles. "Yes."

"Do you!"

"Yep!"

"Good your married kiss her!" Not wanting to be told, he pulled her in his arms and kissed her with her leg up. Everyone smiled at the moment, Owen was in tears of seeing the two married and finding it romantic. He noticed Leshawna almost in tears, surprising for her being a robot. "Aww, are you crying because it's so touching?"

"That, and will have to say goodbye to my viregin alarm." Giving hims strong and painful robot hug while the audience clapped.

THE END!


Well, I hope you all enjoyed that. this is the first fanfic that I have completed! It took a while with college work and projects but now this is finally out of the way and if you have any questions, likes or dislikes about the fanfic please leave a review as it could help for any tips in the future. some parts from the movie was not include as I apologies but really wanted to get this done. That's it for now, I'm GCD, and signing off from TOTAL… DRAMA…. SPACESPALLS!