8Bring on the haters. It will only inspire me to write more. ;D
Obviously I do not own KHR or any of the characters. If I did, Mukuro would have kissed Chrome by now. And Tsuna would have been married to Kyoko in the future.
It was midnight in the Varia HQ. Xanxus and Squalo were, as usual, still awake and enjoying some drinks in the bar.
Xanxus had his laptop out, having decided to do some late-night websurfing.
"KHR fanfiction, eh? This should be interesting." 'I wonder what XS means...maybe it's short...' he thought, but clicked on the link anyway. His usual slight frown deepened as he scanned the story's content. The laptop narrowly avoided having tequila spewed over it.
"What kind of scum would write this trash?"
Squalo came over for a look. He read a couple sentences. He and Xanxus gave each other horrified looks and shuddered.
"Get our best computer hacker in here now!" Xanxus commanded. "I must know who this 'yaoi4eva' scum is! Squalo, get ready for a job."
Within an hour Squalo had set off on his mission, accompanied by Fran.
Some distance away, the girl known as yaoi4eva leered wickedly over the latest doujin. She was so engrossed in it that she didn't hear the window slide open. There wasn't time to scream, and a sword makes no sound.
"Longhaired captain, there's no need to hack at the body. Besides, we're wasting time."
"Shut up, frog! You didn't read what she wrote!"
Fran rummaged around in the pile of manga, and came up with a BelFran doujin. He flipped through it.
"Captain, one of her limbs is still attached. Don't forget it."
Soon they were on their way back. Squalo contacted Xanxus.
"VOI! Boss! We finished the job!"
"Good," Xanxus replied. "I've found a few more for you to take care of..."
Heh heh. Hope y'all enjoyed it.
The username "yaoi4eva" was not based on any person. It was just what came to mind. It is purely coincidental if it matches a real one.