Chapter 2: WindClan strikes

Dawnshine:YO!

Leafpool: Welcome back to the- uh, let's call it the movie…

Blackstar: Hey! You are NOT supposed to be here!

Spottedleaf: Neither do you!

Dawnshine: Um, can someone just say-

Jayfeather: I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS! I DON'T OWN WARRIORS!

*Runs around like mad*

Ravenpaw: Of course, that's because you are one of the characters in Warriors.

Blackstar: Mummy, can I have my toy mousy already?

Spottedleaf: Ahhhhhhhhh! Blackstar! Don't be CRAZY! I'm NOT your mummy!

Leafpool: *pawface* let's just start the movie…

Onestar POV

Yahoo! I can't believe it! I'm going to tell my clan about our trip to the Tokyo Disneyland! Now, the cats are gathering around me to hear announcements! Oh look! I have an idea! "Now! I 've called all of you to come because of something Extremely Good! WE'RE GOING TO THE TOKYO DISNEYLAND!" I shouted into my cats' ears. "And," I continued, "In this while, ALL THE KITS AND APPEARENTICES WILL BE A WARRIOR THERE!" That's my GREAT idea. Look at the kits! They're SMILING! I MUST be a GOOD leader after all!

Kestrelwing POV

What? The… The Disneyland? DAMN IT! I HATE TAKING TRVELLING HERBS HERE AND THERE AND HERE AND THERE AND THE CRAZY CLANMATES OF MINE ARE SHOUTING EXTREMELY LOUD! And where's the cobweb? Ah, here. Hmmm… Which IS the herb? What is the poppy seeds doing there? AHHHHH! I gonna go CRAZY! And this moss, it's one second old! How do cats have kits with moss one second old?

Ashfoot POV

"I CAN"T SLEEP!" I shouted, covering my ears. Then I have an idea. I looked around to make sure no cat was here and snatched my laptop from under my pillow. I switched it on and opened my email account.

UserID: ihatethisclan

Password:

I found out that I have a mail from Firestar, my secret crush. Um, in fact, ten mails from him! I opened the first one.

From you lovely: Firestar

Oh dear my lovely, we're going to the Tokyo Disneyland! What do you think about it?

I deleted it. I opened my other nine ones together.

From Firestar

Dear lovely, do you know that we are going to the Disneyland next week?

DAMN IT! I deleted this one. Onestar never told us it was next week! I looked at the others.

From Firestar:

How are you? I am fine, thank you.

From your ThunderClan leader: Firestar

My lovely, thanks for your concern.

Firestar:

Oh Ashlovy, do you have kits?

I sighed and deleted these three mails. I then found out that the others are all the same:

Firestarry:

When are you having kits, Ashy? I want them soon. I would like to have Webkit or Redkit or Stormkit or Furkit for Toms, and Cleankit or Flykit or Gamekit or Drainkit for !

Argh! How many times had I told him that I DON"T HAVE KITS? I closed the laptop, pushed it back under the pillow. I think eating deathberries might be better that poppy seeds.

Spottedleaf: Oh! What a good show!

Firestar: I HATE IT! WHO TOLD OUR SECRET!

Ravenpaw: Me did.

Garfield: I'm back!

-silence-

Bluestar: OHH! Why are you back again!

Dawnshine: Er, you know, let's go get some poppyseeds.

Leafpool: Anyway, I hope you enjoy the movie and R&R!